Today rat bastard sent $700! Hurray! he and his little sidekick, pocket mouse called ME on the phone this afternoon! pocket mouse was squeaking so loudly because he couldn’t wait to watch rat bastard spend all his hard earned cash on ME!! I had a delightful time draining your wallet so quickly! Let’s do it again, REALLY soon!!
2 weeks ago mysterypig sent $1000! But it’s now time to pay up yet again! Every time I find one of his donations magically pop up in My inbox, I hear Mysterioso Pizzicato play in MY mind …but for you, mystery pig.. it’s mysterioso piggicato. Receiving your big fat donations, always make Me very happy, but you still need to work on keeping on schedule! My phone is getting confused because I keep changing the alert date when you are late. Make it happen, you introverted little shit!
This week $600 from drop dead fred, $200 from alaska, $200 from spanky, $500 from vintage furfreak, $100 anonymous, $500 from father flatulence, $250 from toejamjam, $75 and shopping from slavey davey. I’m not going to bother trying to mention all the tributes since MY last blog…it’s been far too long.
Been a boring, slow 2 weeks, actually. Boo. Fucking slackers. So which one of you sad sacks are ready to go for a wild shopping or spending spree? I know one of you bipolar bingers are ready to get your credit screwed to oblivion. I’m totally in the mood to do it!
My boys who ritually pay smaller tributes every single day are proving their devotion and loyalty through constant and consistent service. Good boys!
I would love gift cards from Delta Airlines. We are planning a trip in April or May to go look at properties out west. SouthWest doesn’t fly to some of the states I want to look at. (I have a lot of SouthWest GC’s saved up.) So the plan is, if We find Our dream home We buy it and spend all Her vacation time there and I can also fly back and forth until We can officially move in…which won’t be for at least another year. If We don’t find what We want in Spring, We keep flying back to different areas, scoping out properties. We will keep looking until one totally calls to Us. you fuckers are going to have some serious furniture shopping to do when We buy a new home, not to mention an ATV, snow plow, snow mobiles…and all other types of toys! Get ready!
