Update: $200 from screwy stewy.
Update: $400 from toiletbrush.  Got him drunk again!
Update: Just got $600 from sissy clarissa and watched him make sweet love to his humungous new black dong.  GROSS! HA!

Back from My road trip and had a blast!  Me and some friends have decided we want to go on another road trip in a few months..either west or down south towards TENN, ALABAMA and GA.  So who’s going to pay for 5 girls to rent a luxury RV and go to all the hillbilly hotspots??!?!  I think it will be a blast.  I only want to travel in one of those super luxury giant RV’s.and I want WIFI in it.   I can’t imagine what we will see in those RV parks!  I’m sure it will be a surreal adventure.   hairlip, ready to fund another vacation?? HEEHEE!!  Oh another thing hairlip, that last thick silver ring you bought..never got here. Look into it!

Well since I’m refreshed and reinvigorated..I’ll be doing phone calls this week.  Give ME a call..if you DARE! 614-525-1212

Stevie wrote another hysterical journal!  It’s like a total breadcrumb trail for pigsnot to follow, straight to our loving and ever welcoming AMAZON WISHLISTS!  I know some of you ass-eaters have gotten tax refunds that you have not forked over to your ROYAL HOTNESS yet!  HAND IT OVER, bitch!!  It’s MINE!

fatmac, I haven’t boxed up those shoes to return yet..but plan on doing it today.  In the meantime, you can buy Her another pair!

I’ll be adding more items to MY wishlist today!

$500 from pedro.  About time!  he took so long, that I am going to make him wait to talk to Me.  Princess does NOT like waiting.  I might be available for a call tonight, pedro.  (if I feel like it)  Weather has been nice and I’ve been making the most out of it.  Taking a long road trip and will be gone a week.  Plan to leave the 14th. I will most likely check internet at night and will have MY phone on ME to send orders and collect your cash!  Send cash and pay for our road trip!  As usual, I have FUN and you have NONE!

Princess fan, you played your little ask-a-shit-ton-of-questions-and-not-pay game again.  So now you are up to $600.  Every time you message ME BEFORE paying, I will raise it another $100. Try Me, bitch!

A group of us went to a park on Easter Sunday that we knew would be full of Mexicans to Beaner-Watch whilst drinking beer outta plastic cups.  Mexicans love Easter.  They were cracking pinatas and cooking up the craziest shit on their grills!  White people do hamburgers and hotdogs and occasionally chicken on park charcoal grills, but those Mexicans cook 4 course meals!   The women all stand around and stare at the grill while their little men kick balls around or play with the children.  I watched in wander and awe as this one lady put a HUGE pot on her itty bitty grill and poured an entire jug of liquid Crisco and threw in all kinds of unidentifiable meat parts into it!  After that, her and her sisters put these huge, whole fish that looked like flounder into the enormous pot O lard.  Absolutely fascinating!  Mexicans never cease to entertain Me.   This reminds Me..where’s that Mexican slave of Mine, senor doggy!?!  Bitch, I don’t think you’ve paid ME since way before Ash Wednesday!  Get your brown ass online and send ME your cash!

Update:  Another $100 from louzer.
Wow I’m smart! I got that scanner set up and it’s working.  She just pointed her gun in someone’s face!

tom the turd returneth!  he sent $400 which fully covered the 2nd police scanner!  yay!  Can’t wait for UPS to bring Me today’s goodies!  I think the first scanner should be here today. 🙂  Hopefully, they aren’t too hard to figure out how to set up!

brad the fag  don’t bother replying until you have made a donation.  I finally logged into MY Schwab account and looked up how much I made on those Apple shares I bought way back when.  I made about $7,000  for every $1000 I bought.  I only bought about $3,000 shares at the time.  I sure wish I bought more !  Yes, you were the one who recommended it.  Big whooop.  you haven’t done squat for Me in years!  you better make a donation today before I manifest a tumor in your brain with MY super powers!

I was going to put a photo of a positive pregnancy test on today’s journal and add a bunch of maternity items on My wishlist as a April Fools joke and see how many of you fall for it. But alas, I was afraid  fatmac might jump off his lazyboy to his death or something and toiletbrush would cry all day.  So no April Fools prank this year.