Update: Another $500 from sissy tommikins! Tomorrow he’s going out to suck more dick in the bookstore. you don’t even understand how many dicks I have made him suck over the years!
weak loser ended the night after doing $925. That’s the most he’s EVER done in one night. Read about how weak in the knees he gets while being pinky-wrapped by Me!
So we went out for a few drinks last night at a quiet little dive bar. A slow night, just going to pop in for a few beers and leave. This completely lame-O looking guy is sitting across the bar ogling ME and giving ME strange googley soft-eyes like a girl. Seriously, he was blushing and batting his hillybilly eyes! he was so fricking fug! I mean, really! I am going to slam and reject GOOD-looking guys who hit on ME..but I can kinda understand an attractive man getting the balls up to hit on Me. he is going to be shot-down all the same, but I can kinda wrap My mind around why he thinks he can get away with it. But this fucker!? WTF? This doughy-faced, plumpish, shortish, redneckish loser actually sent the bartender over to ask for MY number. She goes, “My friend Joe wants to know if he can have your phone #.” Little fucker didn’t even offer drinks in exchange for a cruel brush-off! I am so amazed that this absolutely unattractive freak even has the audacity to dream such lofty dreams, to have such delusions of grandeur..that all I can first manage to get out of My mouth is “waaaaaah-WAAAAH-what!?!?!?!?” She points at him..he smiles sheepishly. Me and MY friends look bewildered at each other. Like I am truly DUMBFOUNDED! This little mini-sasquatch really thinks he has a chance in hell? We LAUGH!” I mean..WE LAUGH so fucking loud, My friend nearly spins off the red lounge chair She’s sitting on. I loudly say, “Are you kidding ME!?!? Are you FUCKING kidding ME?!?” Our laughter FILLS the room.and a few other single women join in with us hooting and laughing! The world’s tiniest sasquatch immediately left his “generous” dollar tip to the bartender and quickly exited the bar. Jeeeezus fucking christ!
Update: Did I say weak loser sent $350? I meant $750! 🙂 his total keeps creeping up
Business as normal, bitchboys. Time to SHOP. Should be in most of the weekend. I have a huge landscaping project taking place and will be here overseeing the work! So I will be at home and able to screw with your minds and fuck with your wallets!
$300 came yesterday in the mail from fagarina. I LOVE crispy $100 bills! weak loser just sent $350 a second ago. I think today is wimpdick’s payday! yahoo!
fatmac sent $170 and amused the fuck out of Me and MY friend today whimpering and pleading on text. haha!
Princess’ new wishes!
Cool Modern Ring size 7 from Etsy! Guess the ring is still available. Buy it!
Mac Cremesheen Lip Glass Get color Boy Bait. It’s the second one on top. fatmac
Cache
Open-shoulder Top size L
Tropical Top size L
Tactical Pants for MY friend. Get size XS in short! fatmac saw this and purchased within 5minutes of Me posting. haha! We are laughing at you!
If you shop at Cache I have a coupon code if you spend $125 or more. Email Me, for it.
sissy tommikins bought Me the leather jacket and My friend the bird feeder. Then after spending his cash on Us, he did his usual and sucked dick in his favorite seedy adult bookstore. Yay! Keep in mind, he spent around $700 a few days ago. What a good little pricklicker he is! sissy tommikins is definitely one of MY faves.
$500 from the ukraine and I saw his lameness on cam today. The only thing fuglier than a Made In America dick..is uncircumcised European dick. ewww.
$300 from someone who claims to be a female..however, until I see her on webcam I will be convinced she is male and she will be treated as such until she proves otherwise.
fatmac sent My friend 3 cool shirts from Buckle. She LOVES! Her favorite one is the dark one. Looks great on Her!
I’ve gotten a request for cigarette photos recently. I haven’t smoked FOREVER! Maybe 10 years or something.and even then, I wasn’t a regular smoker. There is no way I will do smoking pictures again. Cigs and cigarette smoke really grosses Me out now. So get a new fetish.
Kinda similar to the other one, but pretty! I do wish that one little hair on My forehead wasn’t there messing up My perfect shot.
If you owe ME $1,000 penalty fee and an apology for being a liar, asshole or rude-ass mother fucker..I suggest you pay it, because this is the face that will haunt you for the rest of your life and the Woman who will IGNORE you for the REST of you worthless existence. Believe Me, disappointing or offending Me is the first step to a life of disaster and loneliness. If you are responsible for erasing that radiant smile from MY face for just one, single moment in time..you have failed as both a sub and a man. I suggest you remedy the situation before dooming yourself to a very empty life without ME.
sissy tommikins! All your prezzies got here! $300 purse, lawnmower and the Naked 2 Eyeshadow! LOVE IT ALL!
My roots are growing back! Somebody buy MY hair dye! With all that hair I need 2 boxes at a time. Buy somewhere between 4-8 boxes. I was #2
I can’t stop posting the pics I took last night. I am so friggin gorgeous in every one of them! They are all kinda the same at different angles cuz I was doing that hold out the camera and take your own pic thing.which is kinda hard to do and not look like your taking your own pic.
Mystic Trio Necklace by hairlip I think the dress was by some asshole I’m not mentioning anymore until he pays Me another boatload of money.
If you have an AMEX card and life in the states Sign up for VENMO. It’s a way I can run amex card also and has great apps for smart phones. All of you should sign up with your US checking account, in case you need to use it in the future! (emergency bingers) you can instantly be verified with check accounts!
