Here’s a photo of Me wearing the dress I am auctioning off.  Like I mentioned in earlier posts,  it was a gift from an annoying frenchy.  It’s a terrible dress.  Wanted to return it but he lost the order #.  Pictures are small because this dress is so thin you can see MY belly button, the shape of MY sacred mound and every panty and bra line.  It is immensely unflattering.  It’s $109 dress but it’s like made out of cheap tshirt material.  HATE IT!  How much are you willing to pay to possess this article of clothing that I have worn?  I have taken off the jewelry and will be lounging around in this monstrosity all day.  It already has a deodorant mark!  (please don’t swoon!)  This is like receiving the shroud of Christ, My little minions!

Here’s another tiny one.

Update: $500 from sissy tommikins!! he has sent SOO much the last few months, he’s freaking.  he can’t control himself!  My pretty pictures put him over the edge!  Of course he sucked cock yet again!  Today he only sucked one cock, but he sucked it for an entire hour which cost $50 to feed the porn movie machine, so he could stay in his booth.  This guy was a real mean daddy and called him a cocksucker and bitch! haha!  AND tommikins LOVED IT!!

After lots of Cognac and another Viagra for toiletbrush,  I received another $400 cash from him.  he’s slurring on the phone. lol

toiletbrush is so thrilled with seeing the necklace he bought around MY lovely neck that he has bought all the items on My WhiteHouseBlackMarket shopping list!  I had him pop two viagra and am now standing by waiting for them to get to work so we can start making him get booze up and continue his spree!  toiletbrush you will always be MY property and zombie!!

I am posing with a stone for something else.  (don’t ask!)  But I looked so bad-ass, I had to post here!

necklace by toiletbrush

Hey minions.thought I’d come out to blow all you losers a few kisses and announce that miss sissy tommikins has sent another $500!
you are all complete and hopeless fools for ME!
That is all.
-XOXOXOXO

Haha!

sissy tommikins second 64 gb ipod touch arrived. This one is pink. I think I might exchange it for the blue one at the apple store because the pink is kinda salmon colored.

$200 more from the prisoner, $400 from twinkie and screwy stewy continues to clean out MY wishlist!

Nail broke, fatmac.  you know what that means!

Busted into the italian prisoner’s facebook  and scared the bjesus out of him.  Of course I saved up a few pictures of him pushing his baby stroller around and posing with his wife and weenier dog.  you men truly sicken Me.  fagarina’s envelope of cash arrived today.  I said $400 not $300!  Get the other $100 in the mail before I break bad on your ass!

Had a wonderful weekend! Hope yours sucked!  Me and My lover had dinner at fatmac’s expense.  We also met some friends at the Casino and had a very awesome weekend. (Although I hate Casinos..I still had fun making fun of people and drinking.  This one isn’t very crowded.I can’t deal with the huge crowded casinos)  Princess is not gambler. Losing money is so bizarro to Me.  I just played penny slot machines.  Generally, I think people look pretty miserable at most casinos.  They totally do not look like they are having any fun.  Sad little zombies mindlessly tossing money into machines.  Nobody claps, laughs, or talks.   People kept thinking we had hit it big because we were screaming our heads off because we won $25 on the penny machine.  One of the chicks who worked there said they actually have had numerous addicted slot players actually SHIT their pants because they refuse to leave their machine.   How pathetic.   Princess addiction is SO much more fun and rewarding.   Paying Princess is always a WIN WIN situation!  I win! I win!   I push all your buttons, get your wheels spinning, you yank your crank and watch your money disappear while My gorgeous baby blues LIGHT UP!!   Be My My jackass jackpot, baby!

Speaking of gambling, pig snot wants us to meet him in Vegas..but I don’t like Vegas.  Went last year and decided never again.  Go someplace beautiful, nature-y and relaxing and maybe I’ll meet you after you pay for the entire trip with the finest accommodations,  kick your ass and max all your cards, old man!  In the meantime..My amazon wishlist needs a thorough licking!  On your knees and clean up all those items, pigsnot.  you can’t hide forever!

A charming camera phone shot.

Look at Me in this one.  Good lawd.  I look like some Fairy Princess Wood Nymph or something.  Who would have thought such a sweet face could fuck so many men’s brains up, screw with so many lives, plunder so many souls!?

Whoever bought Me this black dress, send Me the order#. I need to exchange. It’s made of terrible material.  I think it was a guy from france. Amazon has been really shitty lately about including receipts in all their shipments!  I only have a few more weeks to do an exchange so hurry the fuck up and send ME the info!

Reposting Shopping List
ETSY GIFTCARDS Tons of pretties on Etsy I want.

-Natori Josie Shimmy size L

-Whitehouseblackmarket
Square neck striped dress large

-More Etsy Jewelry
Colorful Stacking Rings size 6.5
Silver hoops with smokey quartz
Silver spotted hoops
Dimpled silver earrings

-Danier Leather
This place is difficult to shop at.  Hopefully they will get online shopping soon!  Canadians, Canucks!:  Locate a Danier store by you and go get Me this item in size Large.  Red Leather Jacket  The rest of you have to call them and place your order by phone.