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I am absolutely DAZZLING!

Oh here’s anther one.  This one is off My i-touch.

$300 from toiletbrush, $500 from amsterdam ham and $100 from fatmac and  twinkie spent $250 shopping.  What have you done for Me?? Have you contributed? Have you made Me smile? Enriched My life financially? Spoiled Me, pleased Me, served ME?  If not, there is something very wrong with you!  Be ashamed, be very ashamed!  Now is the time!  Give yourself the gift of financially supporting MY life of leisure!  PAY YOUR GODDESS OF ETERNAL BEAUTY

For you gawkers.  Stalkers,  watchers, wishers and wannabees.  Fuck you.  you have FAILED.  Failed epically as a man.

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sissy tommikins forks over another $1,000

sissy tommikins forks over another $1,000

Another $1,000 from sissy tommikins!  he also sucked TWO more dicks today.  Me and MY girls laughed and laughed after I got off the phone with him today.  What a weakling!

pantystain sent a surprise $100 just because I am SO awesome. 🙂

fatmac is running errands as I type this.  I have him running around picking up stuff like shampoo, razors, snacks and Lowes gift cards today.   he will be mailing his care package Monday.  I don’t even run to CVS Myself..why should I?  I got slaves to do that for ME!

I will be updating My wishlist tonight.  Me and My girl will be home watching Walking Dead, drinking beer and taking yo money!!  Make your donations tonight!

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Old and New pay pets!

Old and New pay pets!

$200 from the foot fairy (used to be the fratboy) who is now too old to be called that.

I received another $200 from louzer!  louzer I sent you an email..that last grouchy I.M. I sent you wasn’t suppose to go to you.  It was suppose to go to douchebag Princess fan who I loathe and despise right now.  I am very pleased with your recent $400 donation.  I expect you to keep being a good chubby, hairy pay bear!

pantystain HRC shoes have too low of arches.  We will send them back.  If the second pair costs more..we will let you know so you can make up the difference. 🙂

$100 from some guy name tyler.  Way to go on your first tribute. Now go back and do it again!

 

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foot freaks Rejoice!


My tootsies look a little bit red after I took them out of My shoes.   Don’t they make you drool?

 twinkie, the art for the laundry room arrived!  Why hasn’t anyone bought that other framed art  I want?  FROWNIE FACE!  $350 paypal should cover the size and frame I want!


gift from twinkie

Big box of prezzies came from screwy stewy today!  Woohoo!  Lots of goodies!  Also pantystain got Me that Etsy Mermaid box I’ve been wanting. 🙂

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The Sirens Call!


I hate this pic of Me..but look at the sign She made! lolol  pigsnot, We have been thinking about you!! Come out! Come out, where ever you are! Were your floppy piglet-y ears burning last night? Did you feel Us plotting against you? We were telling a friend about Our exploits of pigsnot! Counting up all the computers and electronics you have bought as we sipped wine and laughed at you before We hit the bars.  We reminisced about the nights of your huge spend-fests,  the thousands and thousands you spent and the endless piles of brown UPS boxes we would get after one of your cum-crazed rampages.   your Sirens call!  Can you hear Our song, pigsnot? It goes a little like this. “PAY US you SORRY SACK OF SHIT!” hahahaha!  Shop for Us, yet again, pigsnot!  Get drunk, go crazy, max cards, throw caution to the wind!  Come closer!  Come to your lovely Sirens so We can pull you under, watch you flounder.  Drown in debt for US, old man!

We also told fatmac and fagarina stories all night.  Never a dull moment when you have ridiculous pay pigs and adoring puppies at your beck and call!

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sissy tommikins can’t quit!

sissy tommikins can't quit!

Just totaled up how much sissy tommikins has sent in cash donations since Jan 1, 2013.  $8,700!!!  This does not include the thousands he spent on amazon.  We guesstimate he probably has done around $10,000 in cash and prizes from the beginning of the year! (Less than 2 months!)

I just got another $1,000 from tommikins!  Woohoo! That’s what I’m talking about!  This little pansy just can’t quit sending ME money!  he also swung by the adult bookstore and sucked two dicks through the glory hole!  he’s on a roll!  All you sissy freaks should strive to be more like tommikins.  he makes Me happy!

Another awesome Etsy Ring

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