Oh here’s anther one. This one is off My i-touch.
$300 from toiletbrush, $500 from amsterdam ham and $100 from fatmac and twinkie spent $250 shopping. What have you done for Me?? Have you contributed? Have you made Me smile? Enriched My life financially? Spoiled Me, pleased Me, served ME? If not, there is something very wrong with you! Be ashamed, be very ashamed! Now is the time! Give yourself the gift of financially supporting MY life of leisure! PAY YOUR GODDESS OF ETERNAL BEAUTY
For you gawkers. Stalkers, watchers, wishers and wannabees. Fuck you. you have FAILED. Failed epically as a man.