I have been having fun playing with  MY new space age Nest Thermostat!  It’s so cool!  I can control My thermostat from My computer and the thermostat knows if I am home or not.    Nest was a gift from the ever weak, ever fat, ever addicted crusty old fart — pig snot!  I just had him buy Stevie one too!  She will love it!  Here’s your next shopping assignment, scum sucker, spunk sipping pigsnot!  Karaoke machine thing for ME,  Dyson for HRC and purse for Stevie!!
MY AMAZON WISHLIST!

fagarella claims to have gone to the skuzzy gay spa.  Fact or Fiction?  I am not sure.  he said he wasn’t allowed phones or cameras in the club.  I started thinking it was a big whopper after he claimed that guys were buying him drinks.  Like really!?  Who would buy his ass a drink!?  Either way, it’s an amusing thought.  he sent another $300.  haha!

New Stuff I want
I want this Opal Ring from Etsy!   NOW!!  screwy stewy
Another Opal Ring I am looking at
Natori Nighty size L slavey davey
$220 Night Gown size L

A picture from today’s hike!  HRC was with Me, but only a few piggies with special piglet clearance get to see photos that include Her.   I have such a fucking charming smile.  Not sure who bought the Nike visor, slavey davey I think.  Love it.  Tossed that ugly ass  Vallarta shark sun visor in the trash! hmmm on second thought, maybe I should pull it out and sell the crusty old cheap thing to one of you freaks! hahahaha!

Still a few more used bras available! Get them while they’re available!  Going fast!

SPOIL ME
I want this Opal Ring from Etsy!
Another Opal Ring I am looking at

Update: $300 from sissy ludgerella

Update:  sissy tommikins sent a $500 bonus for MY bra!  he paid $1,000 for MY blessed bra!  he has quite a collection of MY personal belongings!  you can be a TOTAL boob, too!  Pay $Big Bucks$ for My tantalizing tit-slings!  Imagine your unworthy nose buried inside My empty but used bra!
tommikins got this one! Jealous?

USED BRA SALE 2013

Here’s what we have so far.  All size 38C
1. Black bra on top.  Fits and I wore it often, but the removable straps are always falling off.   sissy tommikins $1,000
2. Butterfly bra is one of those false advertisement bras.  Has too much stuffing to wear for anything besides pictures. Crazy Dolly Parton bra!  Boobs do a balancing act on layers of padding!  $500 from tim
3. Beige one wore mostly around home.  Now I don’t like how it fits.
4. Pink and black one is totally cute, but I wore it when I lost some weight last year and got super skinny for a month. Now My boobs are popping out of it like crazy.
5. Purple jezabel bra.  Didn’t wear much, it has no support and is weird.  Taking pics of your own boobs is a real pain in the ass.  You lift up your arm and shoot and you’re all crooked!  If these all sell, I have like 200 more to sell.  I have so many friggin bras!  $500 some guy in texas
6. Black and pink polka dotted (not pictured)  $500 twinkie and pic of Me in it
7. Pink lace bra pictured below. screwy stew $500

$500 from sissy tommikins for one of My  used bras!  he gets first pick.  I will be taking some pics of bras I will be offering to sell today.

pigsnot popped up with his wad of cash in his sow-snout!   Donned in his granny bra, he did a little Amazon shopping for Me.  he bought a $400 Sonos speakers, 4 sports bras for both Me and HRC and that Nest Learning thermostat I’ve wanted for months!  Way to go, titty piggy!  you know,  you are only  allowed to “slop da pig” after you spend all your money on ME!

slavey davey has been doing a tremendous job the last few months.  he just got paid so he immediately sent $200 plus did around $200 shopping for Me.

Oh and let’s not forget the ever reliable, fetchboy and cash slave,  fatmac!  Somebody stole VTG’s purse and fatmac replaced everything he could! Purse, wallet, cash and everything She lost in the tragedy!  hahaha!  We snap Our pretty fingers and fatty comes a’runnin!  he picks up tabs, runs errands, does homework, picks up odds and ends we need at the RiteAid.  he’s Our go-to loser!

fatmac!  Buy Me one of the visors on MY Amazon wishlist.  This stupid one I got on vacation has had it! My eyes look a little freaky in this picture!  Scared??  you should be! fatmac promptly bought one.  Red and white visor still available for purchase.

toiletbrush get your g-string on and get your fat faggy ass to paypal!

I want this sports bra.   slavey day

Athleta
Athleta Long sleeve Wick-it Top size L Tall in Asphalt

Zappos
Lucy Hatha Pants size L w/Long Inseam Black  **priority  slavey day
Nike Tee size L in Black and Grey
Double V Nike Tee size L in Blaze Pink

Lucy Store
Power Flow top size L in black
V Long Sleeve top size L in Mystical

Etsy
Drusy Necklace
Opal Ring

Uncle Funky’s
Uncle Funky’s Curl Magic I gotta try this cuz of the name!

Ghost Hunt Stuff
Ovilus 3 order now.but it won’t ship til June
Rempod on backorder.

Well, We decided to have one last decadent meal of margaritas and Mexican food before I get back on My high protein and veggie diet. I’m growing My own veggies in containers on the patio.  Lotsa lettuce, tomatoes, habaneros, jalapenos, cilantro, spaghetti squash, zucchini and this little watermelon called a fairy watermelon.    I will have nice fresh organic veggies all summer.

I’m pretty sore from our new work-outs.  We’ve also been doing a lot of hiking trails.  The weather was perfect today!  Before hitting the trails this afternoon, I chatted with fagarella who came out of hiding in his panty drawer and sent Me $1,000!  I sent him on his first trip to a gay sauna!  I’m waiting to find out if he found himself some nice aussie man-meat to put in his mouth.

fatmac picked up our tab today as well paid for MY pink manicure!  Earrings by slavey davey.

Gonna sell a few of MY old bras again!  Who wants to buy the worn garments that nestled Princess’s divine breasts!?

Update: Another $500 from sissy tommikins!
mrobot: activate!

Just noticed MY yahoo messenger has not been going to My mobile phone when I wasn’t logged on!  No wonder My phone had been quiet the last few days. I logged on to Yahoo on My laptop to find a SHIT-LOAD of messages.   I think it’s working again.  So Yahoo Me if you wanna SPOIL ME!!  (And believe ME, you DO want to spoil ME!)  If you ever notice that My yahoo shows that I am not logged in.instead of “mobile”, email ME and tell ME about it!  I like it to go to MY phone instead of having it open on MY computer.


I’m adding a shitload of work-out clothes.  Get to buying!  We’re gonna start up weights again.    I wanna get back My 4-pack!  We’re gonna start working out in the police department’s new and improved gym.    Gotta look cute while We get in shape!

Lucy Store
Lucy Tees size L in Blue and Fushia   **priority slavey davey

Athleta
Work-out top L in grape juice  ** priority fatmac — Our gofer bitch!
Beach top L in Glass Blue **  priority  fatmac

Gap
Gapfit Tee black in L fatmac
Breath Tee black in L fatmac and slavey davey (got 2)
Breath Tee for HRC size Purple S  fatmac