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Shopping piglets activate!

Shopping piglets activate!

My friend is so excited by Her pigsnot loot!  She’s not accustomed to getting free shit from freaks, so She is having a real hayday.  he just got Her a Garmin GPS with voice recognition today.     pigsnot, you are such a fucking bitch! We LOVE it!!!

pigsnot’s latest wallet fuckfest
Nikon COOLPIX  Wi-Fi Digital Camera
Kindle Fire HD 7″,
Audio JAM Bluetooth Wireless Speaker
Canon SELPHY Wireless Printer
Apple TV
ASICS Shorts
Apple MacBook Pro MD103LL/A 15.4-Inch Laptop (NEWEST VERSION)

$50 Etsy GC from slavey davey.

Princess fan bought Me My Hudson jeans.  There are still a few more styles I want.  The flap pocket is coming back!

Straight Leg Jeans in Lisa Blue size 31  Bolina Bootcut size 31

HRC LOVES the pants that tommikins bought Her.  Now She wants them in grey.  Dipper Pant size 4 petite Flint Grey  sissy tommikins bought these too!

Cache Stuff
Cache Top size L
Striped Sweater size L

The Ovilus III is out for ghost hunting!!  BUY IT!

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pigsnot!

pigsnot!

pigsnot just went on a $2,000 shopping spree for My good friend!  She’s gonna flip when the stuff starts rolling in.  he has now bought his 10th Apple computer for the BitchyBeauty Kingdom of Greedy Lesbians!  he also got Me that jawbone thingy to work out with.  We are jumping up and down in victory! Go pigsnot, Go!  Me and Stevie and HRC are sharpening our nails and updating Our shopping lists.  OUR TURNS!  I am sure he feels like a wishbone being yanked in FIVE directions!  This is what you signed up for!  Pony up, bitchboy!  Time to hit everyone’s wishlist!   Yeeeeeeeehaw buttfuckas!

 

 

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sissy tommikins blessed with yet another Holy Relic

sissy tommikins blessed with yet another Holy Relic

sissy tommikins got another package from Me.  A worn t-shirt and a bra.  he was so overjoyed he sent $500 immediately.  $100 from screwy stewy and some great items purchased off MY wishlist.

MORE ridiculous questions on the Princess Sierra Q&A.

Shuffling up wishlist items that haven’t been purchased yet.

Black Dress from Cache size XL Princess fan
Cache Top size L
Striped Sweater size L

The Ovilus III is out for ghost hunting!!  BUY IT!

Custom WonderWoman eyeglass case on Etsy.  Buy!!  I heart Wonder Woman. pantystain!

Omg aren’t these bad ass!?  I can’t deal with that stiletto heel, but maybe I will get some done in a wedge or something.

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Putting Pressure on Princess fan

Putting Pressure on Princess fan

I AM GOING TO FUCK your ass up! (removed his real name)  Princess fan Sent $700 but took WAY too fucking long to do it.

617 area code who’s called ME recently.  Better watch out, your wife or girlfriend is trying to figure out who you are calling.

Hudson has some more jeans out in MY favorite style in new types of denim.    I’m thinking these or theseSend a Gift Certificate for $200 so I can ship them to MY house quickly.

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Love the frame that pantystain got Me!

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Gimme something HOT!

screwy stewey, I FINALLY sent your package out today!  you can thank Me for sending it weeks late, by Paypal-ing Me or sending Me a prezzy! LOL!

Just received $500 GiftRocket from gayson.

$300 from senor doggy!  bitch!! you owe ME $200 MORE and some more shopping!  you better do it before I send a FB friend request to your wifey!

Black Dress from Cache size XL
Cache Top size L
Striped Sweater size L

I’m a bit of a Chili Head.  I love super hot sauces.  (All natural.  I hate extract hot sauces)   I need to replenish MY hotsauces.  Cleaning out all the lame sauces in MY cabinets that I have tried and getting some yummy Gourmet HOT sauces to sample.  Yum!

Posted in the order that I want.
Ring of Fire Hotsauce slavey davey and twinkie both got bottles at the very same time.  So I got 2!

Heart Breaking Dawn’s or send $36 Gift Certificate so I can ship to My home quicker or get BOTH bottles.
Ghost Pepper Sauce  slavey davey
Heart Breaking 3-pack   slavey davey

*Rainbow Relish* Buy 2!  I love this stuff for hamburgers, venison and dogs and need to resupply!   Go to  the stores “donations” area and send him enough for 2 bottles.  This summer Me and HRC have gone through like a dozen of bottles of this stuff. slavey davey

Voodoo Prince Death Mamba  (Doesn’t that sound yummy?) by a company called “Puckerbutt”.  haha! slavey  davey

Chupacabra Sauce

Hellfire Sauce get a bottle of Extreme Heat

 

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A paypig’s work is never done!

A paypig's work is never done!

Update:  Someone get Me a “Up by Jawbone” from My Amazon Wishlist .  I am going to work with My personal trainer again and She wants Us all to have them.

$500 from sissy tommikins and $500 from twinkie. 🙂

Omg I must have this bedspread!  One of you fucks, BUY IT! Size Queen.  haha! And this time I’m not calling you a size queen, My little cocksuckers!!  I’m saying get the bedspread in size QUEEN!  Macy’s also has it for 15% off if you use a code.  Bedspread at Macy’s  twinkie

A bunch of goodies have been coming in.  I got MY adorable camping tablecloth, camping table, towels, oven mitts, grilling utensils and much much more.  YET, I still demand MUCH MUCH MORE!  Get to My Amazon Wishlist, worker ants and shopping drones!  Someone get the bike rack and the bumper adapter.  This way I should be able to use it on both the back of MY truck and the back of the trailer.  slavey davey bought this stuff!!  he’s been doing so good!  The rest of you better step to it and perform your shopping duties too!

cross-eyed freak, did your new Visa come today??

The Ovilus III is out for ghost hunting!!  BUY IT!

Custom WonderWoman eyeglass case on Etsy.  Buy!!  I heart Wonder Woman.

Omg aren’t these bad ass!?  I can’t deal with that stiletto heel, but maybe I will get some done in a wedge or something.

A few more Q & A.  Seems like you mindless fucks are running out of ideas for interesting questions to ask.  your questions are even more stupid than they were a few weeks ago.

I sent sissy tommikins a special little text today..he

 

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Back from camping!

Back from camping!

Had a blast!  We have so much more shit we need for the camper.  First it was blistering hot and humid.then it rained on Us..but We still enjoyed Ourselves.  My Amazon list continues to grow.  We are going out for another weekend RV trip in a few weeks.  Get to shopping!  Lot of camp gear!  Need the camping tables before Our next trip.  Our old card table was too heavy and bulky.  We got through the entire set up and set down of the trailer.  We were pretty proud of Ourselves.  I am going to have one of you buy Me a few accessories for the equalizer hitch.  Will add them to MY list later.  We did make some hillbillies dump Our sewage.  That is some grossness!

Don’t have any camping pics to post because I would have too many people to blur out.  But here’s  a picture of My camping coffee mug purchased by slavey davey.
mug

Etsy Goodies
Fun stuff for the RV
Lady Guadalupe oven mitt/set  actually I want this for home
Kitsche Loteria Wall Frame
Senorita Cosmetic Bag

Look what We grew in Our garden!  Our first zucchini ever.  I bet all you cock gobblers are slobbering.  This baby would fit in your man-gynas perfectly.
zuchi

 

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