p.s. sir wankalot sent more today!! Not sure of the exact amount. Amazon wishlist items are starting to ship and deposits are starting to slowly trickle into MY checking account! Oh, excitement is in the air! If everything shows up and successfully settles, sir wankalot will have beaten deryck’s $50,000 wire transfer from years ago. (I will be sending deryck an email inviting him to a wanker spending duel, in hopes of dragging him out of hiding.) Let’s all collectively ask the Universe to “bring back deryck and his money.” Wouldn’t it be romantic if he came dashing back to defend his title!? deryck VS sir wankalot..two british wankers dueling with their life’s saving accounts to be the biggest loser of all!! Swoooon!
Imagine it! deryck smacks sir wankalot in the face with his gloves. “I challenge you to a duel, kind sir! I have just deposited another $20,000 to Princess’ account.” “Cheerio, foul foe and fellow wanker! *glove smack* i compliment your exquisite taste in Goddesses, i match your $20,000 cash transfer and raise you $3000 in airline tickets! What have you to say for yourself now?”
hahaha!
Read all about sir wankalot’s take on Princess and wankalots’ Epic Wallet Rape.
