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New Wishes, Bitches!

Update:  Oh Mah Gawd.  The dust has settled.  All the cash that is coming in has arrived.  The damage done to sir wankalot totals OVER $68,000 CASH PLUS shopping bringing him over FUCKING $70,FUCKING,000 dollars!!   HOLYFUCKOLY.  I shock and amaze Myself!   sir wankalots wild wild wallet rape  Keep in mind there are small items I didn’t bother tallying.  I am jumping up and down like I just won the motha fucking Wheel Of Fortune!!!

Here I am Vanna White-ing bison. Today was friggin’ cold!! We had to totally bundle up for Our little hike today.
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sissy tommikins picked up $100 for Our tab last night.  Since HRC paid, I sent it to Her.  🙂  he also sent us $50 gift card for BW3’s.

NEW WISHES, BITCHES!

Cozy Fall and Winter Wardrobe Wishes!
Sundance Catalog  — entire list was wiped out by sir wankalot!
Fleece handwarmers grey
Harmony Top
Infinity scarf red/blue
Tres Jolie Hat pink
Fingerless Gloves  blue
Highland Boot size 10
Morning Song Sweater grey
Hudson Belt Large
Belt for HRC Small
Hippie Belt Large

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wankalot is now going through guilt, denial phase….

For once I was speechless! I was on the phone making reservations at the cabin that wankalot bought gift certificates for when the gal asked Me what a “Wild Wild Wallet Rape” was because he had written that in as the “occasion”. HAHAHAHA! We are going during Thanksgiving. Now We have a good excuse to avoid family/friends holiday dinners. I really don’t dig Thanksgiving or Thanksgiving food. We are gonna stock up on fine cheese and wine and chocolates and have some quiet time. No internet during the stay and I might not even have phone service.

Guess what!?! sir wankalot is having second thoughts! Not about the money he gave ME..but about full-on servitude and chastity. Most of the cash was all done through money transfer. So My money is very safe in MY clutches. he isn’t disputing that all that money belongs with Me. he is even re-paying back the charges that were put back into his account by merchants who were concerned it was fraud. Yet now the wanka isn’t sure he wants to be completely enslaved. hahahaha! he wants to pull a binge-and-purge routine! I might be pissed off if I wasn’t laughing all the way to the bank after wiping out his inheritance. $60,000!!! and now he isn’t sure he wants his precious peen locked away!?! he’s all super concerned about the chastity training.like he is being parted from his fucking BFF or something!! Take mah pride, take mah money, but don’t take mah preciousssssssssss. mah preciousssssssss penisssssssss away! you men are officially fucking NUTS in the head. you sick little addicts! How the fuck do you do such impulsive things one day and then change your mind a few days later??? The curse of the bipolar penis! I’ll be working MY magic on him. you can count on that! I wonder if he’s going to go back to therapy? hahahahahhaahhahahaahaha Haven’t I told you fucks therapy NEVER works! Therapy has never cured ONE of you. I think it makes you feel even MORE hopeless and helpless when you come back for another round of Princess abuse after investing time in therapy.  you are all HOPELESS.  you can NOT win.  The addiction will bring you down!

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$200 from mrobot today

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Lost My Contacts!

Update Sunday 2:30 p.m. gayson sent another $500!!  he was going through My old blogs and discovered he has sent 17,000 throughout the years.  Guess this made him horny (as it should!)  cuz that’s his second $500 tribute this week!  Life is good!

Update:  Actually I found an old computer that  had MY cell phone contacts and synced the older version.  Now I have MY hands on some of you “hiders” from years gone by.    So I didn’t really lose many contacts like I thought I had. 🙂  But I lost a few newer additions.

Our new Iphones.  Mines on the left.  Really think I need to delete My old read emails.but there are so many!  25,171!
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I lost My damned contacts on MY cell phone trying to sync to the Iphone.  I should have had Verizon do it, but I was being impatient.  whoops.  If you have MY cell phone # or if I have ever texted you, either Text Me with your name/slave name or email ME or yahoo I.M. your phone # to add.   This is not the number I post on MY website.  If you have the private mobile number.then let ME know, so I can text you any time I wish.

Email ME!

mrobot activate!  Send Me your cell phone!  you were a recent add..and I lost yours.  mrobot contacted ME..I received required data.

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wankalot’s weenie soon to be locked up!

wankalot's weenie soon to be locked up!

Another 18,000 has appeared in MY bank account today. Oh did I fail to mention we are now over $50,000? I think we are to up to 60,000 now! It’s all quite confusing with all the transactions!! Still waiting for everything to settle.  I wonder what the UPS man will bring ME today!?

Everything wankalot bought Me has either arrived or shipped!  Minus the airline tickets.  I’m thinking the airline might have thought it was fraud.  My Frye purse came to day and it’s to die for!

In other news We got sir wankalot’s chastity lock-box set up. We put his key in the lock box and I can control it over the internet! With a push of a button I can lock his chastity key up for as long as I desire! Tomorrow I plan to watch him put the chastity device on and place the key in the box.  (If the chastity device is delivered as planned.)  Too bad these lock-box things are so expensive or I’d make all of you wear them!

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Woodies for MY goodies!

Woodies for MY goodies!

Update! $1,500 Hotel Gift Card arrived today, 2 iphones, winter shoes and a few other smaller gifts. A beautiful pair of moonstone dangle earrings arrived from screwy stewy. Love them! More prezzies to come. UPS hasn’t even gotten here yet today. 🙂

Ya’ll been acting like freaks, all excited watching ME loot sir wankalot! hahaha

Today I got a PILE of boxes.  Took the Ups guy 3 trips!   From sir wankalot: the bike stand, the Karaoke machine, The Keurig, fishing pole, Frye Lug boot, 6 pack of Wen.  I also got the gorgeous cowboy boots from ludgerella (exchanged them for different size) and the boot racks from pantystain.  Around 11,000 more successfully made it to MY banking account today.  Still waiting on more $ to clear!  Princess fan bought Me 2 fabulous sweaters from Cache.

sir wankalot’s latest journal  Hypnotherapy Saved my Life!

For all of you complaining that I am unethical for taking all of granny’s inheritance, I will let you know I let sir wankalot buy something nice for himself today.
These 3 delightful items!
Chastity device
Lock box
Extra Security
Yes, I know.  I’m awesome.

Oh.since I do shit with MY membership site nowadays..I’m giving Free memberships to all My good slaves..so you can read My old stuff whenever you want. If you pay ME donations quite regular and don’t have a membership, or it’s expired or something..let Me know.  This only goes for good guys.  I might be opening up the entire members area up to the public. We shall see.

screwystewy, I noticed yours expired.so I gave you free membership.

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Dream A Little Dream About ME

Tues 6:04 PM  UPS finally came!  Here’s a shot of today’s shipment!

Update:  Tues 11:06 AM $13,000 direct bank transfer successfully transferred to MY account!  Still waiting for the credit card charges and more transfers to settle!  Also waiting for $2,000 worth of airline tickets. $1,500 of hotel vouchers and MUCH MUCH more!!  Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Items which have successfully shipped! I have tracking #’s!  Karaoke MachineJoe Jeans,  Kindle PaperWhiteFrye Carson Lug BootAdventura Sweater, Bike StackerHudson Jeans,  Two 32GB Apple Iphone 5Keurig Coffee Maker, WEN 5 pack,   Tall Frye BootsAsics Shoes, Michael Kors hooded jacket, Columbia Hoodie,   Fishing Pole,  Frye Bag.   There is more stuff he ordered we are still waiting for tracking and smaller items I didn’t bother posting!
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I got a damned farmer’s tan!  I’m really not this tan in real life..it’s the light or flash or something.  But I do have a farmers tan from Our outdoor activities. Nite, boys!  **blowing a kiss**

NEW WISHES, BITCHES!
Athleta Workout Clothes
Denim Bettona (reviews say they run small so get Tall Xl in blue)
Straight Up Pant size Tall L in asphalt
Prevail Jacket in size L Black
Denim Bettona in green (will get these after the blue.after I know how they fit)

Fall/Winter Wardrobe
LL Bean Sweater Fleece size Large Dark Turquoise

Hudson Jeans
Bolina Bootcut size 31  sir wankalot
Straight Leg in Lux size 31

Cache Stuff (ask ME about coupons)
Black Shirred Dress size XL  **
Double Zip Black Dress size L
Red Hot Sweater size L  Princess fan
Striped Sweater size L
Snakey Slinkey Sweater size L
Black Wrap Top size L in black
Vneck Sweater size L Princess fan
Asymetrical Dress size L

Hair Stuff
Cojoba Styling Gel

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