Last night I took this selfie in a bathroom that wasn’t Mine. Who bought ME that Opal ring? I love it and wear it all the time! hairlip picked up Our tab.
FAR Cojoba Hair Gel Get 2 bottles of this stuff! slavey davey
Cache
slavey davey got Me a new Cache dress!
I still really want the Colbalt Dress! ludger
Cache Keyhole dress on sale!
Zappos
Tribute Hudson Jean slavey davey!
Foley Hudson Jean
So I sent tommikins out to get dick tonight and he hit the BROTHER LOAD! This big black muscular dude slapped his dick and balls across his tommikin’s face, fucked his mouth and splooged down his throat. tommikins was in slut-heaven! tommikins also serviced some other smaller white dick but tommikins was too busy swooning over his experience with the big black dong to tell ME much about the tiny one. haha! I am SOO picking out business cards for tommikins to hand out at the bookstores. It’s gonna say “sissy tommikins cocksucker specialist” with his contact info. I can’t wait! Oh did I fail to mention he sent another $500? That’s $1500 in two days. 🙂
Say Happy Bday to screwy stewy. This year someone gave him $100 for his Bday..and guess who took it away!? This Girl! (I actually got $165 out of him tonight–he had saved a tiny bit more from MY last fleecing.)
Update: sissy tommikins sent another $500 today too!! Here are real time reviews guys left for sissy tommikins on his cruisey gay profile!!
“Gives AWESOME mind-blowing head…sucked on my big fat cock for an hour before I blew my first load…..will feed this cocksucker anytime…..” hahahaha!
“HOT HOT HOT . . . a man who knows what he likes and goes for it . . . sucked me and I shot a huge load for him . . . You will not be disappointed in meeting up with him!” Oh MY gaaawd, this gives ME a total side cramp! This is soo hysterical!!
Update: $300 from doomed brit! Also some grotesque nude photos of him! haha!
Hey boys! Wow, the weekend seemed to fly by! We tried to make the most out of it since it’s suppose to snow and get super cold again. Had a fancy ass dinner with some friends who came in to town today. We also got bundled up and took a few hikes this weekend. This week is suppose to be polar vortex cold, so I’ll be hibernating at home–shakin’ down the bacon, maxing credit cards, invading dreams, whispering into ears and updating MY wishlists! Send your cash and get your ass on Yahoo Messenger to get ROYALLY FUCKED!!
$500 from sissy tommikins! hairlip bought HRC some new boots and ME a cosmetic item from Mac. A package of Mac goodies arrived today from pantystain. I was very pleased! amsterdam ham found his way back to MY stable and dropped $500 bucks this afternoon while I diffused MY hair. toiletbrush bought one of the vests I wanted from Eddie Bauer. toejamjam sent $400. I noticed another $75 sitting MY account from somebody.
Princess fan! you fucking buttinski!! you pathetic pile of reeking pig shit! you, Princess fan, are one of the few jack-off slaves that I do not understand! you buy ME $1,000 worth of stuff the other week, yet the item you bought last night is now back on MY wishlist. The $8 nail polish went through. This was in the same order which leads ME to believe that you canceled that $70 item. you also flubbed on the Cache item you promised. WHAT THE FUCK IS your MALFUNCTION?? Are you one-flew-over-the-cuckoo’s-nest crazy!? The reason I made you spend $1,000 last time, was because you fucked up some SMALL orders! Every time you fuck up, it costs you 10 times as much to be allowed to shop for ME again! Are you passive aggressive or something??? OR just plain stupid?! Seriously, I would stab you in the crotch with an ice pick!
Oh tax time is coming up again! Waaah! I am so not looking forward to it this year. With wankalot’s huge donation, I am gonna have an extra hefty tax. Taxes is about the only thing in life that makes Princess a Sad Panda!
I totally have to get rid of the old template, unfortunately. It doesn’t look so hot on phone browsers and it’s breaking because it’s so old. Things are gonna look kinda funny for a bit and some things won’t work.
In other news, I got $500 recurring payment from a slave who is hiding out. (you know who you are! Resistance is futile!) $250 moneypak from some random guy, $75 more from the arab sand flea, prezzies from hairlip and Princess fan.
The weather is warming up a bit! Oh winter, go away!! Oh and I TOTALLY love MY Canada Goose fur hat!
Note to slavey davey: The Eddie Bauer sweater you ordered, never came! Report back to duty to get ME something else.
Sephora
MotherPucker in Nude and Clear hairlip
MotherPucker Gloss Get Clear, BabyDoll and Candy Gloss I wear this daily! hairlip
Clear Powder .3 oz **asap hairlip
Foundation get Vanilla hairlip
Sephora Concealer brush hairlip
Eddie Bauer
Vest on Clearance! Get Tall L, in grey
Vest On Clearance! Get Tall L, in Teal toiletbrush
Yep, gayson got this text today! he is overdrawn $530.52! The gift that keeps on giving..over draft fees, stress and worry!
Then to top off My day, I received $700 Amazon GC’s from Princess fan. Princess fan was in deep shit for a few items he purchased for ME being canceled! The Ultimate sin! he claims he didn’t cancel it..Amazon did. Either way, he was in the shit can for that! he paid $700 to redeem himself. I was going to spend the $700 on a Canada Goose Parka..but now it isn’t available in army green. Waaaah! I’ll have to put a little thought in what I will blow the gift card on.
hairlip has been a good little shopper and got HRC a few pairs of high end running pants. She is pleased.
What will you be getting ME for Valentine’s Day? Would you like ME to give you the gift of debt, overdrawn accounts and maxed out credit limits?! I know you do. Let Me put the kiss of death on your Mastercard and/or Visa. 🙂
After reading that I posted his conversation and seeing how weak and stupid he looked, gayson once again found his peen sticking up in his pants, urging him on to destructive spending! Hurray!! gayson dropped another $200 — making that $500 for the day.
Here’s convo PART 2. gayson spies My post about him.
gayson: i can’t believe you posted our conversation. you are so cruel
Princess: hahahahhaha! I’ts even funnier when you see it all laid out there!
gayson: im super embarrassed that you posted that, i was sharing to you
Princess: feel free to send another $100 and prove that I win after winning. hahahahahaha
gayson: when i read it, i cant believe thats me. i can’t believe your reduced me this person
Princess: I have and there is nothing you can do about it..but continue to cave.
gayson: Princess..have you ever truly liked me?
Princess: of course not. I do like spending your money.and how fast and easy you are to dick over.
gayson: that makes me feel terrible
Princess: your penis finds it strangely titillating. send another $100 and this will be the most amusing blog ever!
gayson: i cant
Princess: sure you can. no lunches, no drinks, no movies, no fun. Shut that cable off. you and your wife can have 3 whole channels to watch. When she asks why.you can say “Princess bought $100 press powder with our cable bill money”.
gayson: your going to make me cry. you really don’t care, i thought there was some connection btwn us when we talk
Princess: you are MY minion. That’s a connection. you are MY worker bee. The little eunuch who works hard to send ME his money.
That’s a very special role. Now stop crying and send the last of your money. THEN you can cry!
gayson: gets quiet
Princess: just obey..you are too stupid to make your own decisions. you still online, jackass?
gayson: i tried to walk away. you make my heart pound and my cock feels funny. do you do this to all your minions?
Princess: what? brain-wash them and take their money? of course
gayson: but this is cruel and relentless. you’ve drained me, humiliated me in front of everyone, now you want more so you can do it again.
its really oppressive. do you ever feel like you’re just too mean?
Princess: no I feel like I am just TOO good. Today I will get more out of you and brag about it. It will be even more effective.because it shows you running away all guilty after paying, then coming back and paying more right after saying you were done! hahahaha Proof that I always WIN! That I am all-powerful and you are all-weak!
gayson: i feel like you could ruin me
Princess: I could. I prefer to milk you for the rest of your life. month after month.paycheck after paycheck. So be a good boy and show the world how bad I beat you down.
gayson: im hard again
Princess: duh! Pay time!
gayson: 100? Princess
Princess: or you can really be good and do 200.for a $500 donation!
Princess: $200! do it! do it! Listen! your peener says “do it! do it!”
gayson: im hard and i hate myself already
Princess: hahahahahhahh! 200, bitch! you know you are going to do it! and I’m gonna LAUGH MY ass off!!
gayson: sends $200 more
gayson: i need to go, i cant ever do this again
Princess: hahahahahhahhaha!
gayson: logs off
omg HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
The End!!
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