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Getting Ready for Summer!

Getting Ready for Summer!

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We are starting up another diet and getting Our bikini bods ready for travel and fun! Time to get us MORE workout gear for spring/summer.  ** denotes priority items

SwimSuits
I like to get Mine custom made. This place has all MY measurements and I just send them MY order.  I haven’t decided if i want this print or just all purple.   Pango Pango Swimsuit.  I know I want the drape bottom (without the shirred ass), a halter top and a matching cover-up.  Send $200 to cover it, since I have to order Myself.  screwy stewy

Gardening
I need some raised beds for the patio to grow vegetables.   I’m thinking about getting these. Send at least $200 gift cards!  ***
Athleta
Running top size S, plum heather
Bikini Top size S Matching Bottom in S
Presto Shorts size L Black  terrance
Straight Up Pant size L twinkie
Bettona Pant slavey davey
Long Shorts in Black size L  terrance
Striped Headband Heather twinkie
Short Bettona Short for HerRoyalCopness in S black  lezhag
Skort size Tall L in Black   lezhag
Headband in Green  lezhag

Zappos
Shorts size 4 in Brown lezhag

 

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Living Goddess to Love and Worship

Update on YouTube:  See Me Diffuse My Royal Curls

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Hi man-turds!  Let’s see.  We had a very nice weekend and spent most of it outdoors enjoying the nice weather.  We got a real workout volunteering at an old-folks home taking a little old lady on a nature walk.   We pushed Her 4 miles up a steep trail on this rickety old wheel chair, then fed Her wine and sandwiches in the park after.  Good times!

$200 from screwy stewy, $300 from amsterdam ham, some shopping from pantystain and slavey davey.  I also woke up to $175 from some brand new guy who claims to be 18 years old.  you little fucks need to do your part!  This was not the most lucrative weekend!  What the fuck!!?  Wasn’t it Palm Sunday or something!?  All ya fuckers had your dicks in your palms looking at MY beautiful photos!!  Time to fucking TITHE your monthly paycheck, ya frickin’ heathens!!   If you are sitting there reading this and haven’t tributed lately, it’s fucking HIGH TIME.  Bad things happen to those who disappoint or cross Me.  The universe doesn’t appreciate those who do not sufficiently appreciate their GODDESS!  Show your appreciation before it’s too late!!

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Priming doomed brit for the Slaughter!

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6 inches taken off My hair! 🙁  My hair used to go down way below My boobs.

pigsnot, My pigsnot paydar is going off!  Yes, I feel you snooping around My online Queendom! I created a wishlist JUST for you.  Stare at it…drool like the slimy, slippery spunk pig you are….then start shopping!

For the rest of you, assholes, keep sending that cash and shop My regular Amazon List.

doomed brit is coming into some money!  Let’s encourage the pathetic fuck to get into the mind set that this money TRULY belongs to ME!  I will get it, doomed brit and you will get NOTHING but My laughter and humiliation! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

I saw wankalot hop on his yahoo messenger for a split second!  heehee!  Come on, freak!  you are peeking at MY site and logging into that old Yahoo messenger..what exactly are you looking for?!   Do your duty, ya cocksucking freak!

Just got My hair cut and styled the other day and She recommended some new items.  A bit bummed because My hair is now bit shorter than I wanted. 🙁  But it sure looks healthy and curly now. It was EXTREMELY long before the cut..down to the middle of MY back, which is crazy long for curly hair.  Now it’s at the top of My bra strap in the back.  Hope it grows fast!

Hair Stuff
Kevin Murphy Body Builder Mousse pantystain
Kevin Murphy Texture Master pantystain

Athleta
Bettona Longer Short size L in black  toe jamjam
Jammer Short size L in black  toe jamjam

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Sweet and Deadly Bitch Goddess

Update:  Took this shot today wearing MY Old-school Princess smirk!  Selfies!
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I took a pic without a coat on! Rejoice, bitches!
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Yay the sun is out!  We went on a long walk!  I bet you can’t wait til winter is really over so I am not dressed like an eskimo in all My pics! lol!    I usually snap pics when I am heading out. 🙂  My slaves are SOOO damned lucky to serve such a radiant and happy Goddess!

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The Infliction of Addiction

$1000 from some guy named roman!!  he disappeared after his donations and quit answering My emails. hahahaha he’s probably hiding in shame, vowing to never give in again.  Yeh, ya all know how that goes.

lez hag sent $460 and did some shopping!  I am teaching him the joys of butt-sex by not allowing him to masturbate his worthless “thingie” BUT he can insert things into his asshole.  Soon he will become a total ass fag and will be begging for gay sex in order to cum!!  Muahahahaha!

I loved the wind chime that lez hag bought SOOO much that I had twinkie buy My Mom one very similar.

slavey davey continues to be too poor to do any more shopping…yet continues to shop!

$100 from bollywoody came in and I didn’t even notice.  Which reminds ME,  arab pig?? Where the fuck you go?  Get the fuck back here, you stupid camel fucker and send ME more of your cash!

Where the fuck is that cumbucket, pig snot!?

Sephora
Super Expensive Foundation Get Nude way to go slavey davey!

Eddie Bauer Fleece jacket  get size L Tall in Black fulfilled slavey davey!!!

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Blast from the past comes out of hiding!

Blast from the past comes out of hiding!

Yay!  zippy slave has been in hiding for many years.  he popped up and bought $600 worth of SouthWest airline tickets, $50 Sephora gift card and some other stuff!  Today I got MY mail and there were $600 SW gift cards..I had misunderstood and thought he had bought $400..so I was totally doing the happy dance when I saw $600 of them waiting for ME today!  Go zippy go!!  Wooohooo!!!  So happy! 🙂

BUY OUR USED SNEAKERS!  Yes, foot freaks — grab your wallets, find that credit card you use only for “emergencies”, withdraw cash from your savings, sell your first-born!  Time for A DIRTY USED-SNEAKER sale!  Both Me and HRC have identical pairs of Black Asics up for auction.  These shoes have been worn BIG time!  We hike all the time and this is the pair We use the most when we are on dirt trails because they often get mucked up and dirty.  They are totally comfortable but the Our beloved big toes have stabbed holes in the mesh-like material around the toe.  Mine is a little bitty hole, but HRC’s are bigger.  Time to retire these shoes.  Find out how to purchase these Holy Relics.  Are you prepared to wield the power these hold??  Are you ready to touch the foot of SHE-SUS Christ!!? HAHAHAHA!

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