loopy4legs outta drugs, outta money and outta luck!  his all day binge came up to be around $3,000.  I will know for sure once all the envelopes come in!   Keep those photos in your phone, loopy!  If I contact you and you can not send them back to ME you will earn a HUGE penalty!   Always fun fucking you up beyond repair and dismantling your life!  HAHAHAHAHA!  you are flighty and unreliable…so you deserve absolute relentless LIFE FUCKERY!!  Don’tcha?

(One of the photos I am making him keep on his phone. Sure hope his wife doesn’t snoop)

To refresh your memory,  you did the following last night in your drug-crazed stupor:  Ordered shit on the Macy’s card that you claim your wife often checks the bill.   Took money out of your bank and safe and sent it to ME.  Went shopping at Cache  where the clerk recognized you.  I listened on the phone as you told the clerk “you didn’t see me here!  Do not tell my wife”!  Then you ordered a dress which was shipped to Me in Ohio.    Sent ME photos of you mailing envelopes full of money to Me.  Texted Me photos of you snorting coke up your nose with a tiny little coke spoon.  Sent Me photos of your wife mostly nude and wearing the tackiest ass lingerie I have ever seen.  Sent photos of you two together to prove it was her. Begged Me to post her nudie photos on MY site. (Which I refused)  Dear Mrs Loopy4Legs, if you ever find this blog,  YES your asshole husband begged ME to post your nudes on MY website!   loopy, you also lied to your wife and told her you were having pains so you could “go to the hospital” but instead you went out to score more drugs and send ME more cash.   you took a quick stop at a strip club to pay some stripper $15 to let you take a photo of her heel in your mouth. (Since you couldn’t be gagged by MY heel)  you also sent Me this photo which clearly shows your face joyfully fellating some cheap spiked heel with a stripper foot in it.  I saved the photo for a rainy day.  you couldn’t score more drugs because they thought you were a cop so I went to bed because I hate you sober.  Always a pleasure, asshole! hahahahaha!

THE QUEEN BITCH’s WISHES!

Kitchen Rug size 3’6 x 5’6 in Deep Sea lezhag!

Gift Certificate at MY favorite hair salon!  hairlip sent $300!!

Soft Surroundings
Bedding get coverlet in Queen Pomegranate and 2 matching Shams

Banana Republic
Patio Dress size L slavey davey

Dreamhost  My hosting for My blog is getting more expensive.  So send Me a big hosting gift certificate.

Since I liked the blue top so much I had slavey davey run out and buy this top too.  It fit a bit more blousey than the other but still very pretty.  Isn’t nice to see ME wearing the items you purchase?

This weekend we will be camping!  I will try to leave a wishlist for you little morons to work on while I’m away.

Cache
I’m addicted to their wrap dresses! Blue Peacock Dress loopy4legs

Wearing a new top purchased by pantystain!

WISHES, bitches!
Gift Certificate Curl Salon click gift certificate and send $100-300

Nordstroms
Hudson Shorts slavey davey

Another top from Macy’s slavey davey

So a guy from way back popped up on MY radar yesterday! This guy had a nasty drinking problem and always seem to be drinking when he contacted Me. he claimed he had joined AA and had been dry for more than 3 years.  Whether or not this was actually true, I have NO idea.   you guys tell a lot of lies..but just in case it was, I was certainly going to FIX that.  Obviously, for him sobriety = stupidity because he hasn’t paid Me the entire time he had been sober!  The nerve!  The first thing I had him do is get his ass to the liquor store and buy 4 bottles! he sent $200 donation and off for the booze he went.  Then he came home and we played drinking and paying $$ games all afternoon. Another shot..another $50…another shot, another $100…and so on. We played to $1,200 (total $1,400 for him that day) and  he passed out at his desk.  I screamed at him on the mic but he didn’t respond anymore.  Alas, My fun was done for the night.   Well almost. I left quite pleased with Myself because earlier I made him buy himself some vodka online.  So he will be getting more booze in a week!  he also still has bottles left in the house, so I will text him throughout the week and instruct and tantalize him to continue to drink! he did seem to be able to handle a LOT less alcohol than he used to. he never would have been passed out so quickly on the amount he consumed this time.  The sweetest part of the night had to be when this inebriated, pathetic sagging middle-aged man stood crying in his tidy whities before Me.  Tears streaming down his face, he said he felt so shameful for drinking again but still he begged for a slave name.  I gave him one, crunk.

I had a very lucrative two days!!  So who’s next?  Who’s the next old lame flame to sizzle and burn on the Fire of Desire for ME??  I know you are there in sidelines, watching, waiting and wishing to suffer, be shamed and used by Me!  To hear My laughter just ONCE MORE!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Athleta
Skort ***get size L in black  slavey davey

Guess who came back yesterday!?  Sharon!  I get a text with picture of a tax over-payment check made out to Sharon’s husband for $522 with a note that says, “Why do I do this?”

I tell her to go cash it and send ME the amount.  She does.  Like many of you, Sharon had disappeared for quite awhile in hopes of recovering from her Sierra-osis… but like all of you know, I am completely irresistible…you all come back to My feet.  Her husband was expected in later that night from a flight and she had the house by herself.  So I got her drinking two bottles of wine,  got her thinking of all the many ways her husband sucks and we finished up the night pulling silly pranks on her unsuspecting hubby again.   We transferred another $1,000 out of his account and spent $700 shopping for Me –making the total of last night’s husband secret wallet-rape $2222! That’s an incredibly lucky number for ME, I’d say! 🙂  We used up his travel points buying ME stuff.  I also had a subscription to Curve (lesbian magazine) shipped to Her house.  (She doesn’t know about this yet..but probably does now if she is reading this.)   I had her do some really nasty stuff to his left-over lasagna he took to work today and had her put a little urine in his new big jug of Coffee-Mate,  he can have a little bit in his morning coffee every day.  We subjected his toothbrush to the usual and destroyed his favorite pair of golf shoes.   he has long since accepted his baldness and has given up on Rogaine altogether…so we didn’t bother watering it down this time.   I  watched the entire thing on webcam….and as usual, had a blast and laughed MY frickin’ ass off!  I also had Her doing subservient things for Me..but none of you pigs get to hear the details about that.  you only get to hear about the rotten things we do to her husband and how much I will enjoy spending the bastard’s money!!  Wooot!

Princess fan sent another $400 and $200 pair of Hudson jeans.  slavey davey, twinkie and panty stain continued to buy goodies this week, $300 from amsterdam ham,  $200 from peter  (he’s paid in the past but not often enough to earn a honest slave’s nickname)

Yeh, My fishing pictures aren’t too impressive, but We do have fun!

Sent some of My favey slaveys candid pictures of Me and HRC over the weekend.  HRC fans: Don’t forget to shop for your favorite cop!   Here’s a pic of Her at the range today.  I’ll add new  wishlist stuff for Her for the summer.

Things I want now!
Buy Me a Yoshina Cherry Tree!  Think of it…buy Me a tree to grow in MY yard..a gift that gives for a very time and a small reminder that you don’t COMPLETELY suck.  Buy ME a Tree (contact Me before purchasing for details.)  If you buy today you get $50 off!!! ($110 with the shipping if purchased today. ) you can send paypal to cover it!  dave w

Gardening
Send at least $200 gift cards!  ***
Look what pantystain bought ME!  We will be planting tomatoes and hot peppers and soon as it gets here.

Zappos
Hudson Jeans in Watchtower Princess fan

GC’s at the custom bikini store.  I think I might one more bathing suit from here.  This one in pink.  Go to the bottom of the page and hit GIFT CERTIFICATE