Not the most flattering photo of Me..but here I am in the RV taking a selfie in My baggiest denim shorts before We set off for the day.   All the rest of the photos from the weekend will be deleted because We were HOT, sweaty, red faced, frizzy and dehydrated because it was a miserably hot and humid camping trip!  Fish weren’t biting,  We didn’t bring beer because I just started My restrictive diet.  Not Our favorite trip!  We will go again when it cools down a bit.

So all of Us are wearing our Jawbone fitness trackers and trying to work out daily.  I’m entering MY food in My little Iphone App.  I also put hairlip on a diet.  hairlip! I just checked your Fitness Pal and you haven’t updated your food since Monday.    Did you really have boxed wine and Gold Fish Crackers for dinner!?!  Stay under your calories, or you get penalized$!  Maybe I should charge you a dollar for every calorie you go over!   I’d have that SUV in no time! hahaha!

SHOP freak-o’s, SHOP!!!
Macys stuff for ME (use code  if sale still running)
Nike Hoodie size L in Black
Nike Tee (I got one and now My GF wants one)  get size M in Geranium
Slouchy Jeans shorts size 12

Hi morons!  $200 from slavey davey, $500 from fagarella, $500 from My Indian slave and $100 from louzer!  Prezzies and 3 times daily donations, plus MY GF’s weekday lunches are all being paid by hairlip!  🙂  he’s bought 3 pairs of sneakers for HRC, a Jawbone and other goodies PLUS bought Me some lovely gifts too!  twinkie spent around $200 at Macy’s and sent $600 cash!

I’m starting another friggin diet.  Frownie face.  I am going to buckle down REALLY hard until Mid September and see if I can take off a few lbs.  I’m not half-assing it! lol  No more beer or wine.  No eating out and 1,200 -1400 cals a day. (Haven’t decided on which yet..going to start with 1,400 and see what happens.)  I am probably going to be EXTRA bitchy for the next few months! Yaaay!

We are going to go to look at SUVs this weekend, just to get an idea of what We will want.  We’re not looking at anything too extravagant…just a simple, rugged SUV for running errands, hauling Our bikes and taking road trips!  you know you want to fund it!!  Dig in and dig DEEP!

Oh and We will be camping Sunday – Wednesday again.  (Be back Wednesday afternoon)
Get busy!
Nike Logo Tee in L Geranium  slavey davey
Another cold-shoulder Top I want in black too! size L  slavey davey
Cold-shoulder studded top in Olive size L  slavey davey

Macys stuff for HRC (use code!)
Under Armour shorts size S in purple for HRC  hairlip
Nike shorts size S black and crimson for HRC  hairlip
Nike Tank size small in grape for HRC  hairlip
Nike Dri-fit Tee size small in black for HRC  hairlip
Nike Tank size Small in Green for HRC hairlip

GAP (use code!)
Gap Breathe V-neck Black in size L and S  and Icy Orange in S
Henley Red in Tall L White in Petite S

Yesterday I wore this peasant shirt again gifted by slavey davey and the cool moon necklace hairlip got Me.   So cute!

I am so excited!  pantystain just sent a GC to pay for a 2night cabin getaway at the same place we went last year during Thanksgiving.  (wankalot bought it last year during his FunTime BingeFest!) Gonna save the GC for Thanksgiving.   It’s a great excuse to skip all the boring Thanksgiving activities everybody wants Us to go to.   yippy!

I see another $200 from louzer came into tonight.  🙂  Good to see you back doing your loser duties, louzer. 🙂

MY LATEST WISHES, BITCHES.
Etsy
Birds Necklace
FlyAway Earrings  hairlip
Boho Aqua Dangle Earring (wait on this…want to see if I like the first pair I got)

This top was from slavey davey!  I kinda have a thing for these peekyboo shoulder tops. 🙂   Isn’t it great seeing ME wearing the  very items you purchase!?  you truly have not experienced true joy until you have shopped for Me!

$240 worth of stuff purchased at Macy’s by terrance.

hairlip has been ON one!   Trail shoes, running shoes, Raybans, bras, protein shake, luggage and all kinds of other goodies!  The gun show totally drained his brain!  Score!

I milked amsterdam ham out of $1,000 tonight!  Weeehaw!  We had soo much fun, didn’t we?

pantystain I’m still picking out a special gift for you to buy.  I’m still perusing the internet for the perfect thing.

NEW WISHES
Macys  (use code  if sale still running)
Lucky Brand Top size L terrance
Top on Sale size L in Blue terrance

Etsy
Boho Colorful Dangle Earrings  yay!! Purchased by hairlip

FAR Hair Gel  get 2 hairlip

Back from camping!

Picture is cropped closely to exclude other people.  We had a blast.  I caught dozens of fish!  We had to come back a bit earlier because storms but we had a lovely campsite right off the water.  Lord I got burned on the chest and neck!  I really should have put on more sunscreen.

Wearing an Etsy necklace that I totally LOVE.  I believe hairlip got this!  The earrings are beautiful too — a gift from twinkie.

Etsy
Wing and Bar Necklace 

Eddie Bauer
Tee on Sale get Navy in Tall L
Notch-neck tee  get black in Tall L

Update:  sir wankalot sent $1,000!!

Now everyone wants personal notes/photos to keep on their phone in case the wife snoops. haha!  I made a few for slavey davey today.. the note got cut off in this shot but I look so mischievous that I thought I’d post.  I also sent him a few others. 🙂

My favorite minions have been tearing through MY wishlists! I will be scouring the net for more clothing and Etsy jewelry items for MY followers to purchase tonight.

Last night fagarella gave Me $500 and purchased some items off MY Amazon wishlist. (he is not included in MY list of favorite minions.  I pretty much hate him.)  hairlip paid for dinner with HRC, $100 from pantystain plus some shopping, $200 from hairlip to cover some hosting expenses PLUS hairlip sent ME $300 of gift certificate at MY favorite curly hair salon!! 3 fishing poles were purchased, $150 pair of cut-off shorts, a beautiful and bright new rug for the kitchen, a lovely dress from Banana republic, Amazon FireTV, expensive hair products,  a pair of Born sandals, and tons of other great items–too many to list have been purchased for Me the last few days!  yippy for Me!!!!  Oh yes and let’s not forget hairlip also got HRC a bunch of items from Eddie Bauer as well as sending his 3-times a day $10 payments.

WISHES
Etsy
Simple Bar Necklace hairlip
Dark Side of the Moon Necklace  slavey davey
Shark Tooth Necklace  slavey davey
Mini Cross bracelet get 7 in black slavey davey
Large Mini Cross bracelet  send Etsy GC for this so I can order with customizations hairlip
Bad Moon Rising necklace get 22 inches hairlip

Soft Surroundings
Bedding get coverlet in Queen Pomegranate and 2 matching Shams