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pigsnot brings in the New Year with a BANG!

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I’m wearing My newest Helly Hansen coat from wankalot, scarf from hairlip and the Canada Goose hat Princess fan bought ME last winter.

pigsnot started the year with a wallet bang!!  $790 worth of Amazon Gift Cards and $100 Itunes gift cards!   Oh pigsnot!  How about a little more FUN tonight!?  WE LOVE IT!

Like I mentioned in a quick update on My last entry, mrobot coughed up $800 dollars after getting completely mindfucked by Me on the phone!

$100 from pantystain   🙂  Oh and lezzys’ toy contacted Me and I can expect more cash in the mail this week!  I think around $1,500.  Can’t wait!

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slaves dedicated to MY present and future happiness!

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Had a great Christmas. Here I am celebrating Christmas Eve at MY favorite Thai restaurant. hairlip picked up the tab!   Afterwards, We enjoyed wine with friends.  Thai is going to be a new tradition for Us on Xmas Eve.  I fucking LOVE Thai and hate Holiday food.    Totally doing this again next year.

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This came today from lady’s toy!  Another $4,800 in CASH!!  There’s still more on the way!   lady’s toy is making a strong start as a newbie minion.  The FEMGODS are pleased!!  Doesn’t get better than this!

slavey davey came through with another $75 Itunes.  I am still waiting for MY Netflix gift cards to arrive by mail.

pigsnot!  Mom just got Her Ipad Air!  She was totally shocked but pleased as punch!  pigsnot also sent $450 Amazon gift cards!  Woooohoo!  Christmas never ends!

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Coffee Mug  slavey davey
Wolf Candle Holder
Yogurt Bowls  slavey davey
Custom set of plates  These will be MY fancy guest dishes.  Send ME  an Etsy Gift Card for them.  If I Love them, I will add bowls to the set!

EDDIE BAUER
Twill pants for ME size Tall 12 in Nordic
Twill slacks for HRC size Petite 2 in  Driftwood
Twill pants for HRC size Petite 2 in Black hairlip
Flannel Shirt in Olive slavey davey
Medina Cardigan in Mushroom Tall L slavey davey
Hoodie in Cranberry size Ltall (wearing the grey he bought in the photo) slavey davey
Boot Cut Jeans in heritage rinse slavey davey

CASH CASH and MORE CASH –  saving for Our Mountain Dream Home
Verizon gift cards.  you can buy them at Verizon stores or online.  Pay Our shared plan!
Home Depot Gift e-cards or cash!  New washer and dryer **

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ladystoy handful of cash!

More cash from ladystoy arrived! $1250 today! Best part is — there is MORE COMING!
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Have to give a shout-out to pigsnot!  This Christmas he has totally bought bunches of great gifts for all the Females in MY family–including a 32gb Ipad Air for My Mom!!  Tonight alone he has sent $680 worth of Amazon gift cards and $400 worth of South West cards.  Last night $200 Amazon GC and bought a coat for My sister.

Today I found another $300 from mystery pig!!   I won’t lie! I did a little happy jig when I looked at MY Iphone and saw yet another receipt!  🙂

wankalot sent $1,000 plus $75 Amazon gift card!

Prezzies arrived from hairlip today including $75 GC for HRC’s Christmas stocking!

slavey davey that bright blue Eddie Bauer puffy coat arrived today and it is beautiful!!

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The slavey gravy train!

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Some guy sent ME this long Eddie Bauer parka but I have no idea who he is!  Love it!  What a great surprise!    BRRRR!  It was cold today! My nose is red!

I also received this absolutely AWESOME $400 Fjallraven shearling lined parka from slavey davey!  It’s THE BOMB and one of MY favorite clothes items I’ve gotten lately!  slavey davey’s prezzy dispenser was activated and ready to shoot prezzies all over! he scrounged up some more cash and bought ME this Eddie Bauer puffy in Peak Blue and several pair of EB pants, PLUS he sent $150 cash and sent a $60 Netflix gift card.  slavey davey has turned into a model slave!  I’ve brainwashed and molded him into exactly what I wanted him to be. Yay Me!

Does My fun and cash end there!  FUCK NO!  sir wankalot came out of hiding and sent $900 cash and bought a $300 Helly Hansen coat!  (I think I officially have enough coats now–at least for the time being!)     Oh and this doesn’t include the $900 worth of shopping he did earlier in the week which included an awesome pair of Timberland boots, $430 Frye boots,  Ahnu shoes and tall Timberland leather boots for MY niece!  I fucked you over, wankalot and you LOVED it!   Now you say you are “done” but We both know next pay day..you are BACK..you are RE-screwed!!  MUAHAHHA!  I’m putting that $900 in OUR Mountain Dream-Home Fund…and you will be adding more to it VERY soon.

Then speedy dick called an lost $700 to ME and jerked his worthless weenie when I told him I was going to make him suck some t-girl’s dick!  I’m sure he is wallowing in guilt and shame right now.   Warms MY heart!

mystery pig (b from Oregon) sent another $300 on Friday!  Don’t ever quit, mystery pig! I’m LOVING this!

pigsnot started sending gift cards to buy Xmas gifts for My sisters and niece.  I think he sent about $500 the last few days.  he also bought Pajar boots and Nike shoes..actually,  I am not sure what his total is at this point.  I lose track!   I’ll need to ask him for a tally.  hahaha!    My sisters and niece are definitely having the best Christmas EVER thanks to MY personal spunk-pig!  pigsnot, we intend to keep burning through that wallet!  you are the family Santa Sow!

hairlip sent $150 Verizon gift cards which We promptly paid Our shared mobile plan for the month plus picked up some items off MY Amazon for his Sexy Soul-Snatchers!  he has dutifully been paying his $30 a day EVERY day on top of all his cash and gifts!   he’s so grateful I have tweaked his brain so perfectly!

pantystain gifted ME these Anu hiking boots!   I might have to lay off the boots for awhile too.  I recently acquired a LOT of beautiful boots and hiking shoes!

ladystoy is a brand new guy who sent ME $1000 cash has sent more cash!  Can’t wait for it to get here!

louzer just sent another $100 tonight.  Merry Xmas to Me!

What a wonderful week!  I am pleased as punch!  Still a few more days until Christmas, boys!  SEND ME CASH and MAKE EVERY DAY CHRISTMAS!!

FEMGOD WISHES!
CASH CASH and MORE CASH –  saving for Our Mountain Dream Home
A few more $60 Netflix gift cards.  Netflix no longer offers gift subscriptions or sells gift cards online.  you have to physically go to gas station or Best Buy or someplace and buy them.  Also if you are a favey slavey..I could just put your card in and you pay the monthly subscription.  This offer is only available to favey slaveys I trust.

Verizon gift cards.  you can buy them at Verizon stores or online.  Pay Our shared plan!
Home Depot Gift e-cards or cash!  New washer and dryer **

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Shopped all day long!

ladys toy!  I got the $1,000 cash you sent!  you have some fucked up handwriting!
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slavey davey has been shopping all day! In the last few days he bought a $400 parka, $200 Hudson jeans, winter gloves, $200 cash, $70 top, $100 gc at MY salon, Frye wallet and a $90 Etsy Hawk necklace.  Since I’m in the season spirits, I am allowing him to spend a max of $50 on his wife.  I know..I’m so kind!  Best part is, he gets paid again on the 19th!  he will be doing it all over again in just a few days!  I expect to ride that fatboy’s wallet hard and long for Christmas!!   Don’t forget to pick up that $60 Netflix GC tomorrow, dave!

hairlip has been on a continual shopping frenzy!  you know, I can’t even keep up on all that man buys!  Hell, he is so in the bone zone, so deep under Our spell, so wrapped by Our FEMGOD pinkies that he forgets what he paid for just minutes after buying!   All of Us just keep sending him lists and he snaps it up!!  Itunes gift card, Raybans, $200 GC at Anthropologie , $100 Sephora gift card, Etsy items, Christmas ornaments, restaurant tab pick-up, makeup, hair product, package after package from Eddie Bauer!  he’s been putting smiles on all our faces DAILY!

Here’s an example of the number of packages I have been getting from USPS alone in a single day.  This was Friday.  I believe UPS brought 3 more packages that day. HAHAHA!
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wimpdick also did some shopping the other night.  wimpdick is one of MY slaves who I have a payday alert for on his phone!  My phone is always doing this fairydust sounding brrrrr-ing and leaving Me alerts saying “slave so-and-so gets paid tomorrow”!

$100 showed up from louzer!  $300 more from MY mystery pig!!

Ok boys here is a list of the things We want for Christmas:
A few more $60 Netflix gift cards.  Netflix no longer offers gift subscriptions or sells gift cards online.  you have to physically go to gas station or Best Buy or someplace and buy them.  Also if you are a favey slavey..I could just put your card in and you pay the monthly subscription.  This offer is only available to favey slaveys I trust.

Verizon gift cards.  you can buy them at Verizon stores or online.  Pay Our shared plan!
Home Depot Gift e-cards or cash!  New washer and dryer
New couch!  Cash and lots of it!

Non Christmas shopping
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Lots of shit on sale!!
Medina Cardigan get Tall L in Mushroom
Jacket in Peak Blue size Tall L totally on sale!
Flannel PJ bottoms size Tall L in Bordeaux *

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My Hair Looked So Awesome Tonight!

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Yeh I know.  I’m awesome!

SHOP FOR ME!
EDDIE BAUER
Polar Lined Pants size T L amsterdam ham

EDDIE BAUER For HRC
Flannel Jeans size 2 Petite **
Solid Flannel shirt size S in Gray hairlip
Leather Eddie Bauer Jacket size S in Black omg!  hairlip got this!

SUNDANCE
Knitastic Legwarmers Lt Natural
Northern woods Tee Pink in L

ETSY
Slouchy Hat ( send Etsy GC for this so I can customize the hat) **
Wool Hat (send Etsy GC for this so I can customize)**

MACYS
Lucky Brand Red Peasant Top size L

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wankalot’s November wallet-raping!

My day just keeps getting better! sissy tommikins just sent ME $500!
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I raped wankalot for about $6,000!  As usual, he swore he would turn over a new leaf and become a sensible and loyal minion instead of a binging bipolar nincumpoop.  But he disappeared like a fart in the wind and blocked MY text. hahahaha!  What an ASSHOLE!
Here I am showing off the $400 SouthWest airlines that just came today that wankalot bought during his spree.  Yeh, I got your money, you prick!!!
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hairlip sent $500 to make up for the sins of another binger slave who sent $500 that didn’t go through.  What a good boy!!

Oh and let’s not forget wimpdick!
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he dressed up in his sissyboy finery and shopped for ME!  he also did the sissy-head-stand.  Check it out here! I have him so wrapped around MY pinky!!

Princess fan bought Me 2 more pairs of boots!  A beautiful pair of Helly Hansen’s and a pair of Muck boots!   SCORE!

slave b from Oregon sent another anonymous $200!  he doesn’t respond to MY emails or contacts Me..he just continues to send cash!  I continue to get a kick out of this and totally enjoy spending it!

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