Red vest gifted from uncle paypig.

Guess who’s back!?!? aunty pigsnot!!  he sent $2,000 of Amazon gift cards that were used to buy a new MacBook Pro.  Will snap photo of computer when it gets here…some of the gift cards are posted on MY tumblr. he sent 4 but I think only 3 were posted. $490, $490,  $500, $500. he also bought some other items off MY wishlist–I’m guessing which might total around $500-$600 🙂  Oh Me and HRC were LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF!  he’s bought Her 2 computers and an Ipad already!  he was going through Amazon and found at least 16 computers he has bought MY Posse through the years.  This isn’t counting Ipads and Iphones!  Oh, I bet that fat old pig was rolling around in his slimy sow sauce.  The FUN doesn’t have to stop now!  We will add more stuff to Our list just for you!  Put on your wife’s panties and get to CLICKING, you potbellied, semen-gargling panty piggy!!

Remember stocking top slave?   I haven’t heard from his ass since 2006 I think!  he’s 72 years old now and still as fucking freaky strange as he used to be. I got him for $975!  On our phonecall he kept saying “wank wank wank wank” and drunkenly muttering about stocking legs (which is pretty funny with how I dress of late).   he started sending crazy drunk emails that made no sense and most likely passed out.

I totally have a bunch of old men serving ME!  The british wank bank is 75 years old!  I have been JACK HAMMERING him in the wallet non-stop for some weeks!  Yep, I pull those old grandpa pants down to his ankles, bend gramps over and go to town on that old fart’s pocket book!!   he loves to be talked to like a total bitch and completely used and abused!  he gets bummed out when I’m not cussing and reaming him out. HAHAHA!   I have him right by the shriveled nutsack!  he’s been doing LOTS of shopping!!  This is a LOW estimate of what he has sent since MY last update.  ( I shouldn’t have waited so long because it gets confusing to keep track! )  $400 Whole Foods Gift card, a printer, a top, $100 Eddie Bauer Gift card, $360 Etsy gift cards, $100 LLBean gift cards, $200 worth of beauty cream,  $800 cash and a SHIT TON of Amazon goodies.  I am going to have him add up exactly how many cash donations he made, but I guess it’s well over $800..that’s just what I see scanning My Tweets.

mystery pig continues to DEEEELIGHT Me by never reaching out to contact ME but immediately sending Me payments when I demand them on Twitter.  I  Tweeted that I wanted $500 cash from him and an hour later the cash rolled in!  A few days later he even sent $200 cash surprise!!

$600 from latexlover!  he’s old too and I hadn’t heard from him in years since I stopped dressing in latex.   bitchboys, get over your useless, silly fetishes.  They mean nothing.  MAKING ME happy should be your ONE OBSESSION.  This smile! Yes, that smile RIGHT THERE.  That’s what really matters in the UNIVERSE, isn’t it!?

Speaking of making ME happy, lesbian’s power shopper continues to that daily with his morning tributes deposited directly into MY checking account.

So I was using square cash and having random guys on Twitter send ME small tributes.  $10 or $25 pay requests but many times.   The dozen and dozens of transactions must of flagged the account.   slave d sent $800 worth of little tributes that would get slightly higher $ each transaction.  Well actually he sent more than $800 because some of them made it through the system but I forget how much made it through but $800 was returned to him. This guy had paid ME in the past so I wasn’t too worried.  he promptly paid the $800 Square cash rejected.  Good boy.  Honest boys please ME.  (I think I will drop him an email and see if I can lure him into sending some more!) So anyway, I think I can still use square cash for some transactions but will have to do normal sized transactions, not a string of small ones.

doomed brit sent $300.  I still hate his ass.  he can send another $300 and I will still hate his ass..and that will probably give him wood.  WHAT A FREAK.  doomed brit, DRINK MORE BEER!  Everyone hates you sober!

$200 baby schwein, $300 terrance ,  some nice gifts from tommikins, $120 surprise earrings from pantystain, $50 Whole Foods from wimpdick.  wimp dick has been out of chastity because of his medical dicknballs problems.  he went right back to being a stupid penis slug.    he was such a sweet generous sub when his dick was locked up but now that his crippled cock is free he has been stingy and non-attentive.  he been all boring and lame and only texts about his surgery he has to get for his hernia.  “blahblahblah wah wah wah.  my dick hurts.  i have a hernia from chastity.  i’m depressed.” BOOOOOOOOOORING.