The 50 inch Full HD, 3D, Plasma TV is here!
Picture is cut off all stupid cuz I was doing it with a timer.
I’m so friggin adorable! This blousey cold-shoulder top was purchased by fatmac I believe. BIG PREZZIES = BIG SMILES!
toiletbrush! Come back and let’s do MORE shopping! toiletbrush cleaned up most of MY Whitehouseblackmarket wishes.
Update: pigsnot just bought 3 pairs of nice leather shoes, a dress and the latest Ipad! he’s such a dreamy cream-filled pig pie!
pigsnot’s brand spanking new 15 inch MacBook Pro arrived today! Do the rest of you dumbfucks understand how many Apple computers this guy has bought Me and MY clan?? I think this is like 6 or 7. And he mighta bought Me a Toshiba once too. HAHAHAHAHA! he’s like a pig with an Apple in his mouth! pigsnot supports the lesbian nation!! he totally Macs for dykes!! he should be driving around with that lesbian axe symbol bumper sticker on his car!
I think most of his goodies have been delivered! Quite a good haul. Now piggy, send ME the tracking for that jewelry box.I think that’s about the only thing I haven’t received yet. Saturday I have plans.but Me and a few friends are planning to stay home and watch Eps of “Breaking Bad” on Netflix Friday night. I’m sure we could all take out our laptops, iphones or ipods (all purchased by you.Our pot-bellied pig) and look up more shit to pad My wishlist with!! We could drink wine while scouring Amazon for more shit for you to buy.. you can drink yourself into oblivion and max your credit card again! Lesbians salute you, pigsnot! With our middle fingers, that is!
HAHAHAHAHA!!
toiletbrush! Stuff from WHBM showed up today! I especially like the animal print top. They added more stuff to their website!
Studded Jacket size L
Keyhole Top size L
Colored Jeans size 12
Multi Necklace
Cache has new stuff again! If you buy a few things..I have a $25-50 off coupon code. Email Me before purchasing.
Block Sweater size L
Sequin top size L
Purple Python Dress size L
Multi-Stripe top size L
Hey..I still haven’t found out who bought ME those Vitadinni shoes! I need to return them! Email Me!
I’m back from MY trip and ready to take names and break wallets! For those of you who contributed to MY vacation, you invested your cash very wisely! We had a blast! For those who didn’t, please rot in hell, assholes! How can you live with yourselves? Watching others spoil Me and MY friends while you sit there in all your uselessness amounting to NOTHING, witnessing other worthwhile slaves worship, serve and diligently financially pamper Me. you truly do NOT deserve to live, do you?
Wishlist Items!
From The Express
Blue Snakeskin Top size L sissy tommikins
Cold-Shoulder top size L sissy tommikins
Who bought Me the Adrienne Vitadinni shoes? I need to send them back because the zipper on the heel rubs My foot. They didn’t supply Me with a receipt, so send Me an email with the order #.
Someone get these fucking jeans while they are on sale!
HUDSON OCEAN SIDE JEANS toiletbrush
pigsnot just spent around $1500 on Princess and company! he said he can’t afford more.but you can bet we will be padding up our wishlists for part 2 of this shopping trip! Gobble up that wishlist, piggy! More more more! you love watching the items disappear as we greedily keep adding more shit for you to buy! Nomnomnom! piggy can’t get enough!
I’m so sleeepy. Gonna go to bed with a big smile on My face! Nitenite, My boys!
More shopping opportunities! Hudson jeans, I just can’t get enough of them.
Hudson Beth Baby Boot Jeans size 30
Oceanside Boot Jeans size 30
Nightgown from Natori.get pink it’s on sale. size L
Amazon Wishlist updated with some goodies. Shop for Me and My crew! We went out to watch the movie Prometheus last night, stopped in to get a beer right before and wound up playing darts all night instead. Fucking SLAUGHTERED those men! So much fun. Do your dickly duty, dipshits and do our bidding! Shop like the cumcrazed bitches you are!
Update: pigsnot just bought the wireless $300 Bose Soundlink for my friend. The car charger for it is still waiting for you, so is the 2nd police scanner. 🙂 Oh, and don’t forget to get another gmail account. your other one is defunct. (wonder how that happened?) looooozer! FYI all ya’z bitches! TRYING to quit Princess is only setting yourself for failure. you shut down your amazon accounts, your paypal accounts, your credit cards. you block Me on your yahoo messenger.and what happens?? What always happens??? you little bitches all come back and have to re-open it.and get slapped with a penalty for going AWOL. This only proves to yourself how difficult it is to escape ME. The fact that you come back over and over and over CLEARLY SHOWS that you are absolutely addicted to ME. Quitting ME (unsuccessfully) leads to convincing yourself that you are addicted. SO..solve the problem..instead of proving that you are addicted by your constant failure of “quitting” ME, just make serving ME part of your REALITY.part of your NORMAL life. See, sickness cured. Thank Me now for MY guidance.
twinkie’s tax refund! $1,960! he sent his tax refund in it’s entirety. Now where is yours!?!?! toejamjam came out of hiding and bought the police scanner!! We want 2 of them..so 1 more is available for purchase. Get on it!
pigsnot.I still haven’t had the AppleCare protection plan for the big Mac delivered. Check your amazon and see if it ever shipped. It really should have been here by now.
So far between yesterday and today, pigsnot has gotten $160 boots, $75 boots, $330 boots, hedge trimmer, make-up, $300 jacket, $550 grill, car stereo, $280 lamp, sheets, make-up, cords and other smaller items! (This doesn’t include the loot Stevie got!) Oh and he isn’t DONE shopping!!! hmm I know I want the Squeezebox, the second dish set. I had to add a more expensive elliptical because reviews by tall people said the cheaper one didn’t accommodate tall legs. Boo. I think I might have you get the elliptical too! you should all be very jealous of pigsnot because he has made us SOOooo happy. he’s the luckiest snot covered, pin-dick jerking, perverted, piglet in all the land!
However, he’s still freaked out about shopping outside Amazon..so you other turds are going to have to get to MY Hudson jeans. Hop to it, assholes!!
Hudson has a coupon! They never have sales..so take advantage of it while you can! Coupon Code FRIENDS2011 . I have them in the order I want them purchased. HURRY!
Hudson Jeans have a new color!! Get these in size 31!
Get these black Hudsons in size 31.
Get these skinny Hudson in size 31.
These Hudson Jeans run way smaller for some reason.get size 32.
My websites been down most of the day. Hosting was having problems. Updated My amazon, pigsnot! you owe ME LOTS$$$!