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I’m totally gaga for this new Eddie Bauer flannel from hairlip and this hand-made hawk necklace purchased by slavey davey!  There’s another picture posted of ME wearing it on My Twitter.

screwy stewy did $100 this morning.  $500 Christmas cash sent from toejamjam this afternoon!

Haven’t sent Princess Her Christmas Dinero yet?!  It’s time to un-ass some holiday cash,  bitches!!

sir wankalot crawled out of hiding and did $900 of Amazon shopping!  I’ll list the items when they get here!  I know for certain these Frye boots have shipped!

Ok boys here is a list of the things We want for Christmas:
A few more $60 Netflix gift cards.  Netflix no longer offers gift subscriptions or sells gift cards online.  you have to physically go to gas station or Best Buy or someplace and buy them.  Also if you are a favey slavey..I could just put your card in and you pay the monthly subscription.  This offer is only available to favey slaveys I trust.

Verizon gift cards.  you can buy them at Verizon stores or online.  Pay Our shared plan!
Home Depot Gift e-cards or cash!  New washer and dryer
New couch!  Cash and lots of it!

Non Christmas shopping
EDDIE BAUER
Lots of shit on sale!!
Flannel Lined Jeans 12Tall for Me slavey davey
Jacket in Peak Blue size Tall L slavey davey
Flannel PJ bottoms size Tall L in Bordeaux *

NORDSTROMS
NorthFace Jacket in Yellow size L

SUNDANCE CATALOG
Burnout Moose Tee size L in pink!

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Mystery Meat!

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Mystery Meat!

Update: Another $100 Netflix received from some mystery meat who posted the Netflix code on My journal and signed it “a male”.  Oh exciting!  I hereby dub thee “mystery meat“.  haha!!  How about some Verizons GC’s too now!?  Woohoo!  Don’t be shy.  Reveal yourself and shop again!

So, between the $200 Netflix GC’s between pantystain and mystery meat, we now have enough Netflix credit.  Start working on Our joint Verizon bill!

I forgot, I still need Netflix GC’s . Get off your lily white, flabby asses and get Me a year subscription!  pantystain sent $100 Netflix!  Still want another gift certificate for MY gf’s house since we watch movies at both.

MY NEWEST WISHES
***Pay Our Verizon bills***!  We all use Verizon. Send copious amounts of Verizon gift cards and pay our phone bill!

ETSY GIFTCARDS Tons of pretties on Etsy I want.

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Sapphire Tee twinkie
Braided Sleeve Tee twinkie
Square neck striped dress large

-More Etsy Jewelry
Beautiful Topaz and Opal Stacking Ring set $200 and purchased by fatmac
Colorful Stacking Rings size 6.5
Silver hoops with smokey quartz
Silver spotted hoops
Dimpled silver earrings

-Danier Leather
This place is difficult to shop at.  Hopefully they will get online shopping soon!  Canadians, Canucks!:  Locate a Danier store by you and go get Me this item in size Large.  Red Leather Jacket  The rest of you have to call them and place your order by phone.

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screwystewy spent around $470.  ring, printer, tops and necklace  fagarella just sent his last $73.  lame

sissy tommikins not only bought the new Ipod but the Bose SoundDock to go with it.  I love when My minions get to fulfilling MY wishes as soon as they are posted!

$400 from toe jam jam

toiletbrush it’s times to send your money again! I’ll be ready for your begging phone call.

It snowed a bunch last night so I’m totally staying in for the next few days and maxing cards, snatching cash and fucking lives over!  Join in the Winter fun!  We had a great Christmas!  Gifts were stacked high and the majority were all from Cyber Santa Perverts!!  Which mean YOU!

I already tore down that annoying, pine needle molting Christmas tree.  Worst tree ever!  Half the needles fell off and they were so sharp.  Never again!  Bring in the New Year right!  Make a Resolution to serve your Princess, Lord and Master even better than the year before!

 

 

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paypigs go bezerk!

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screwy stewy just made a $500 $700 $1,000 donation plus some shopping!  I say, “Yahooo-y”! and he says “oh pooo-ey”! (dontcha love how the amount keeps getting bigger the later it gets and the emptier his bottle becomes? HAHA!

Another Moonstone ring I like.  Buy  it before it disappears!  hairlip
Oooh shit! I like this one too. Buy buy! fulfilled by a drunk, stupid and weakened little screwy stewy

Oops found another thing I want. Get this little necklace too. fulfilled by a drunk, stupid and weakened little screwy stewy

One of My friends say this stuff is the bomb..so get it so I can try it! If not, I’ll just give it to her.  Got to get it on ebay.because it’s subscription billing through their website and I don’t know if I will like it long term. We missed this auction, you no good slobs!! However I made hairlip buy the same item on another auction.so fulfilled.

$400 from pathetic wimp.  he thought he was different..that he would never become “one of them”.  hahaha!  he is sooo now one of “them”.

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screwy stewy shopping slave

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SHOPPING OPPORTUNITIES!  I want these things ASAP!

Hair Nectar  get the fanatic size in Pomegranate Guava  fulfilled by hairlip who obviously loves to buy Me hair product

$500 of gift cards from World Market.  I saw this wine cabinet I want and it’s not available online.  Someone get Me some gift cards so I can go it!

Another Hair Towel.  fulfilled by twinkie I keep reading good things about this one, so I want to try this one too.  It’s suppose to keep My curlies frizz free.  Go to place your order and get the white towel with the vinyl bag.

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO SCREWY STEWEY! I just received the $500 amazon.co.uk gift certificates you sent, but DID NOT claim them because amazon.co.uk gc’s are almost useless to Me.  I can pretty much only order cd’s and books from there.  See if you can cancel IMMEDIATELY and either send Me $500 cash or $500 AMAZON.com GC’s.  you will also be paying an exta big penalty for inconveniencing Me.    Oh stewy.you can’t resist spoiling Me after viewing My newest photos!  Those eyes, that hair, those lips!  you are FUCKED!  Email Me asap!  stewey managed to get a refund from amazon.co.uk and sent cold hard cash instead. 🙂

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Oh what the hell. Here’s another one!  paypig$$$ was so excited to see the picture of his cashola that he sent another $300 online tribute, twinkie sent $600, fatmac got stuck with some shopping and cheesedick the cheese king sent $400.  Oh screwy stewy, I’m going to see if I can exchange those outdoor lights you bought.  They were kinda too huge for the garage.  They are really MASSIVE lamps.  Anyway, I emailed them to find out if they can do straight exchanges or whether they will have to credit your account and reorder.  I’ll email you when I find out more.

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Unroyal fool your $1,000 just arrived!  your tragic little cartoons always make Me giggle.  Get to sucking.

 

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