Blue beanies, orange beanies, greenie beanies. hairlip just bought Me 3 more of these beanies. I am now a beanie horder. I have discovered that beanie wearing saves Me countless hours of styling and diffusing MY thick mane of hair! I can’t remember who bought the scarf but I love it! Modeling new sweater dave II sent.
Oh it’s been a long ass time away from My blog..I will try to recap on some of the paypig action since My last update. There are lots of other Amazon gifts, and many many random tributes from guys via My square account! I kinda scan through MY Tweets for payments I announced. Here goes!
Yesterday morning I summoned mystery pig via Twitter to send more cash. No cash came all day which was highly unusual because mystery pig usually pays immediately when I command him to pay on twitter. (I do this every couple weeks) Tonight he came through and sent $700!!! As usual, not a word..just a big juicy tribute!
$600 from speedy dick! Check out part of Our conversation! heehee!
$100 from wimpdick. Get this! Ok so remember how wimpdick stuffed his peenie into a super small chastity device and sent ME the key? Well he was locked in it for weeks and his dick started hurting and making farting sounds…so then he goes to the doctor and finds out he has a hernia and has to have a surgery. (oops!) he had his surgery and got super quiet and was pouting about his maimed nutsuck. I find out that one of his friends tried to set him up with another friend. Once She saw his pic, She completely stopped communicating with him. HAHAHA the sting of rejection shook him back to reality and he started messaging Me again. Fucking pantyboy thought he could get a vanilla date. THINK AGAIN, freakboy!!
$250 cash from toilet brush. he also did around $450 shopping so far–mostly sweaters and a pair of jeans. I intend to continue to rape him!
$700 from mrobot, $100 from new guy I’ll call dave II, dave II also bought ME a beautiful sweater and some other wishlist items, hairlip $270 worth of Amazon shopping, $500 Christmas cash and is paying his $30 tributes every day.
david ansar has been sending $100 bills every week in the mail.
lesbian’s power shopper continues to loyally send daily tributes. he also bought $800 diamond earrings for MY GF for Christmas and has sent lots of wonderful surprise gifts on a regular basis!!! 🙂 Some of Our favorite gifts were the chainsaw chaps, chain saw helmet, chainsaw carrying case and a purple Marmot vest.
louz-er sent a new pepper mill and $220 dollars cash. he then volunteered to start paying $20 daily tributes. The asshole quit paying them after 5 fucking days and wrote ME a text about his “mental conflict”. WHAT AN ASSHOLE. When he pops back up, like he always does, I will just fuck him in his pocket mercilessly. This will wind up costing him more in the longrun. you’ve been binging and purging since 2007..recovery is not an option, ya chubby jizz4brains.
slavey davey was a very good puppy this month! he sent $1000 worth of tributes since MY last update, $160 beautiful sorel boots and shit ton of other gifts!
$200 from tommikins, $300 from father flatulence, $400 terrance, $500 from the crazy italian, $300 twinkie, another $300 from speedy dick, and look!! Another $800 from mystery pig on December 10th too! uncle paypig has been sending small square cash tributes and purchasing items. I raped ken on square as well. Shit for real..there was a shit ton of other cash donations I missed. This has been a lucrative month, I’ve lost count! BIG tributes are the easiest to remember, so send more of them, bitches!