Category Archives: pigsnot

This little piggy went wee wee wee all the way to the bank!

This little piggy went wee wee wee all the way to the bank!

$300 from sissy tommikins and shopping at The Express!  I gave him a code to use for $60 off.but he’s a fucking idiot and was too stupid to use it!!  I still want a few items from Express!  At least, fatmac is sharp enough to use his coupon. fatmac’s total for the day.  $500!  Way to go, lard ass! I’d give you a cookie, but you don’t need one.

Express Top for Me Sale! size Medium fatmac
Embellished Sweatshirt size L fatmac
Flower top size XS fatmac
Snake Print Top  MEDIUM  sissy tommikins
Sequin Zebra Top  MEDIUM  sissy tommikins
Tiger Fleece Sweatshirt  Large  sissy tommikins
Sexy Top for Lady Cop   XS    sissy tommikins
Sequin Top  XS  sissy tommikins
Leopard Dolman Large  sissy tommikins
Zebra Ringer Tee XS  sissy tommikins
Crackle MotoJacket Large fatmac
Red Moto Jacket XS fatmac

$1,200 shopping from pigsnot!  he was suppose to do this shopping (plus more) and fucking got too drunk and passed out before placing the wardrobe order at The Express..so we are all pissed at him.  When that bitch wakes up, I will walk his fat ass back to Amazon..the only place he seems to be able to successfully shop from.and FUCK his fleshy fat ass out of every dime he has left!

Speaking of fat asses,  fatmac bought a pair of $140 shoes today plus some Mac accessories.

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pig with an 15 inch Apple in his mouth!

pig with an 15 inch Apple in his mouth!

Update:  pigsnot just bought 3 pairs of nice leather shoes, a dress and the latest Ipad!  he’s such a dreamy cream-filled pig pie!

pigsnot’s brand spanking new 15 inch MacBook Pro arrived today!  Do the rest of you dumbfucks understand how many Apple computers this guy has bought Me and MY clan??  I think this is like 6 or 7.  And he mighta bought Me a Toshiba once too.  HAHAHAHAHA!  he’s like a pig with an Apple in his mouth!  pigsnot supports the lesbian nation!!  he totally Macs for dykes!!  he should be driving around with that lesbian axe symbol bumper sticker on his car!

I think most of his goodies have been delivered!  Quite a good haul.  Now piggy, send ME the tracking for that jewelry box.I think that’s about the only thing I haven’t received yet.  Saturday I have plans.but Me and a few friends are planning to stay home and watch Eps of “Breaking Bad” on Netflix Friday night.  I’m sure we could all take out our laptops, iphones or ipods  (all purchased by you.Our pot-bellied pig) and look up more shit to pad My wishlist with!!  We could drink wine while scouring Amazon for more shit for you to buy.. you can drink yourself into oblivion and max your credit card again!  Lesbians salute you, pigsnot!  With our middle fingers, that is!

HAHAHAHAHA!!

toiletbrush!  Stuff from WHBM showed up today!  I especially like the animal print top.  They added more stuff to their website!
Studded Jacket size L
Keyhole Top size L
Colored Jeans size 12
Multi Necklace

Cache has new stuff again!  If you buy a few things..I have a $25-50 off coupon code. Email Me before purchasing.
Block Sweater size L
Sequin top size L
Purple Python Dress size L
Multi-Stripe top size L

Hey..I still haven’t found out who bought ME those Vitadinni shoes!  I need to return them!  Email Me!

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Vacation Prezzies from pigsnot. Spoiled Princess!

Vacation Prezzies from pigsnot. Spoiled Princess!

Update: Latest shopping spree total from pigsnot. $4,800 $4,084 $3,800!  hahaha! A 15inch Apple Macbook Pro, another Kindle Fire, a router, another printer and a shitload of Apple accessories!

pigsnot has done a bit of shopping!  he got the  $182 GPS pet tracker for Her Royal Copness, 2 Natori NightGowns for Me (over $200),  $350 Robotic Vacuum system,  $122 Wedge shoes and a $320 Mother of Pearl Jewelry box I have had on MY wishlist for months that I wanted.  This little slime-sow has become more reliable as time has passed.  Before he pretty much binged every few months, but he is coming around more regularly now thanks to My brainwashing.  Time to beef up My Amazon wishlist again!

pantystain, I love those steel blue wedges you ordered! They came today!

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pigsnot the shopping slave can’t resist Me

pigsnot the shopping slave can't resist Me

pigsnot just spent around $1500 on Princess and company!  he said he can’t afford more.but you can bet we will be padding up our wishlists for part 2 of this shopping trip! Gobble up that wishlist, piggy! More more more!  you love watching the items disappear as we greedily keep adding more shit for you to buy! Nomnomnom!  piggy can’t get enough!

I’m so sleeepy.  Gonna go to bed with a big smile on My face!  Nitenite, My boys!

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Updated Wishlist — Get Busy Buying! Faboo Findom

Updated Wishlist -- Get Busy Buying! Faboo Findom

fatmac sent $170 and amused the fuck out of Me and MY friend today whimpering and pleading on text. haha!

Princess’ new wishes!
Cool Modern Ring size 7 from Etsy!  Guess the ring is still available. Buy it!

Mac Cremesheen Lip Glass  Get color Boy Bait.  It’s the second one on top. fatmac

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Open-shoulder Top size L
Tropical Top size L
Tactical Pants for MY friend.  Get size XS in short! fatmac saw this and purchased within 5minutes of Me posting. haha!  We are laughing at you!

If you shop at Cache I have a coupon code if you spend $125 or more.  Email Me, for it.

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Special Shopping Requests for paypigs

Special Shopping Requests for paypigs

Somebody!  Get Me the Police Scanner off My amazon wishlist!

pigsnot! If you are reading this and trying to quit again..GIVE IT UP!  There’s more electronics on MY list!  And I know how you get a oldgeezerboner for buying electronics!  Those Bose Soundlinks are great!  She wants one too!  Get the Soundlink, the radio scanner and the car charger!  I don’t care if you have to sell your wife’s xanax on the street for cash!  I assume most of your guys’ wives are on anti-depressants being married to you freaks of nature and all!  So.start dipping in to her stash and start selling it on the streets or something! haha!

louzer sent $100.  Oh boy I’m just jumping up and down in excitement.         not.

$500 from the ukraine.   Slow day!  Step it up a notch, you dumb fucks!

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