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sissybitch from the past comes back

sissybitch from the past comes back

A little sissy bitch I used to talked to back in mid 90’s found his way back to MY lair.  he sent $300.  I’m not sure if he realized that the first 200 payment he sent is WEEKLY recurring!  hehe.  sissy jason..do you know that you signed up to pay ME $200 every week?  If not, it much be Divine intervention!  The Universe obviously WANTS you to pay ME forever!  I’ve decided that sissy jason’s new and improved nickname is now sissy honey booboo.  Cute huh?  Giving Me dollahs, makes him holla!

$500 from daniel.  I haven’t named him yet.  I’m going to give him a bit of time to earn his worth and his nickname.

I think I received the last of the items that pigsnot purchased on his last drive-by looting!  he got on yahoo and said his supposed “good-byes” ..again.  he’s tried to quit us SO many times unsuccessfully.    pigsnot, you are 100% lesbian owned and operated!  you don’t make the decisions any more! WE DO!  It’s over when We say it’s over.  Which is NEVER!   you are the official Queer Girls’ Gravy-Train and We intend to ride it for a long, long time!   Toot Toot!   p.s.  Stock up that liquor cabinet!  you get both BORING and delusional when you are sober.  hahaha!  I swear one day, I’m going to get a hold of you and brand a big double-Venus symbol right across your big blubbery arse!  Or maybe a tattoo of a big pink Double-venus with $ signs raining down on it.  you’re the lesbian’s leprechaun —  so get a big mug of beer and dance the credit card jig for US!

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Prizes and Surprises from My loyal piglets :)

IMPORTANT NOTICE:   Looks likes some hacker got into MY aol email and sent strange spam to a BUNCH of you.  I did not send it.   DO NOT CLICK IT.  Changed password.  Everything is fine now.   Sorry about that!

Weird..photoshop won’t let you edit photos of cash anymore!.  Had to crop and resize this pic on iphoto.

$420 cash from twinkie arrived today!  I love envelopes of cash!

More loot from pigsnot!

$300 worth of Cabela’s Gift Cards for Lady Cop to use towards a gun or ammo or whatever gear She wants.

toiletbrush contact ME asap. I have some exchange and order issues with your last order from WHBM.  PLUS more shopping for you to do! senor doggy!  Send $500 on Venmo now!!  Rainy, grey boring day. Will be home tonight for chat and phonecalls with paying and generous slavie-poos!

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sissy tommikins get fiscally fucked!

sissy tommikins get fiscally fucked!

sissy tommikins  just can’t resist photos sent to him of Me and Her Royal Copness!  I just doubled up My pretty hand and rammed rammed rammed that wallet this week!   After viewing our pictures he went straight to his computer and he dropped yet another $500!

pigsnot has picked up a few more items.  I’m hoping he will have a few drinks today and take another spin through MY amazon wishlist!

My toiletbrush got into the fun yesterday as well and spent around $300 shopping Express and White House Black Market!  I have more wardrobe desires, toiletbrush!  Get your ass back online and have that wallet out and waiting!

 

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Grinning from ear to ear!

The 50 inch Full HD, 3D, Plasma TV is here!


Picture is cut off all stupid cuz I was doing it with a timer.

I’m so friggin adorable!  This blousey cold-shoulder top was purchased by fatmac I believe.  BIG PREZZIES = BIG SMILES!

toiletbrush!  Come back and let’s do MORE shopping!  toiletbrush cleaned up most of MY Whitehouseblackmarket wishes.

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More piggy prezzies porn!

More piggy prezzies porn!

So here we have 2 Express Jackets, 2 Tops from the Buckle, $99 Cowboyish Roar Top for Her Royal Copness, 1 Michael Kor Leather Jacket (sale $260), G Star Aviator Leather Jacket $600, $320 worth of kitchen knives and Nars Blush.  And We are expecting more goodies tomorrow!  Do you think We have enough leather jackets??? I don’t think so..that’s why I am going to add the Michael Kor in brown to MY list! haha! The GStar looks simply SUBLIME and this Michael Kor jacket fit to perfection! We love our prezzies, piggies!

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pigsnot pop in for some quick shopping fun!

pigsnot pop in for some quick shopping fun!

Cache has a sale tonight!!  Chance to get this dress at 25% off! Size large

pigsnot can NOT resist us!  he spent $2,000+ today!  50″ plasma, leather jacket, 2 sets of gourmet kitchen knives!   Hey pigsnot, if you are readings this get the adjustable Bowflex weights!  Left you a note on the wishlist about them. 🙂  Check out My Amazon wishlist.

My Fulfilled Wishlist

mrobot sent $200 but owes $300 more!  mrobot activate!   Report in for your next download!

We went biking this weekend!  Had a blast on MY adorable new bike!

 

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Goodies Galore!

Prezzy storms hits Ohio!  Stuff is still coming in!  Lots of soft supple leather too! Yummy!
Tempurpedic pillow also showed up today and some other stuff I didn’t bother photographing. More stuff is still expected! Shopping opportunities still available! Get them while it’s hot, bitchboys!

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