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pigsnot! Santa Sploogey!

pigsnot!  Santa Sploogey!

Update:  Yahooo!!  Oh Mah Gawd pigsnot just bought the Holy Mother a Macbook Pro too!!  I’m adding one more computer for the other sister!! Goddess Bless Us, every one of Us!  Merry Xmas to Me and Mine, bitchboys!

Update:  The Macbook pigsnot purchased officially shipped!  Now I am working on  pigsnot  trying to get another one for My Mama!

Plus screwy stewy bought Me the $400 Dyson Heater on MY wishlist! Yahoo!!  Here’s why I like screwy stewy more than the majority of you.  Look at his sweet email.

Dearest Princess
i am in a quandary and am humbly asking for Your advice.  As you know, i am struggling financially.  Recently, i consolidated everything into one loan which is just barely leaving me enough to get by on. i thought i better keep one credit card for emergencies – it has a small limit on it.  So far so good.  Except that for several days now i keep looking at the Dyson heater on Your Amazon Wishlist – especially since You added the words: “Would love to have this! Keep us Warm and Cozy as We cuddle and watch movies while you SUFFER!.  The phrase just keeps rolling around in my head because i know that if i used my card to buy this for You it may mean that i am unable to use my heating this winter – i really would be suffering, and part of me knows that do that would be absoute madness.  On the other hand, the thought of You and Your Girl Friends  being warm and cozy while i shiver just seems the most exciting thing in the world – to know i would be in real hardship so that You can enjoy a luxury that You could easily afford if You wished but far prefer to have a pathetic, worthless fool like me pay for.
 
Last night i could barely sleep for thinking about it – one minute thinking yes, another thinking no.  Tonight i looked at Your Wishlist in the hope that someone else will have purchased it, but they haven’t and so it is eating away at me again.
 
Oh please, most perfect Princess, i humbly beg You to let me know what i should do?  What would be the best thing i should do for Your sake?  i humbly beg and beseech You to let me know.
Your hopeless
screwy stewy

pigsnot is back!  he came up to tell Me that some loser had been impersonating him on ask.fm asking to buy stuff.    Lame.  No, seriously. Lame.  you know you have hit rock bottom when you pretend to be pigsnot.   hahahhahaha!  Anyway, first he said he couldn’t shop.he “was so sorry”..blah blah. wah.wah..ect. ect.  I starting coaxing him and voila! he  bought My Sister a new laptop and The Holy Mother a Kindle!   A Christmas Miracle! Nah, not really!  Just another day of being the Princess of Awesome!  Hellz Ya!  Soon as this ships, he promises more shopping!  XMAS Yay!!!!

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Blog lay-out back by popular demand.

Blog lay-out back by popular demand.

Update: Yeh, I turned it back.  I had guys freaking out!  Everyone hated the slicker template!!  One slave even said that My blog “lost it’s soul.” hahaha!  Good lord!  I can’t mess with your life-line or ya’ll freak out.   But yeh, I agree.  I was getting MYself infuriated trying to find My wishes.   I want MY desires constantly beating in to your brains in bold pink letters BUY THIS! BUY THIS!  So I wasted two days toiling on that damned template, broke the gallery for nothing and had to hire someone to fix what I broke.  Well.  That was enough of work for ME for one year.  Phewww. I need a vacation now.

New Layout.  Let Me know what you think.  I’m usually into blogs where posts are entirely viewable without clicking, but it also looks dated I guess.  I’m not sure what I think about this one.   Personally, I think it’s more addictive to have you open MY site and see all MY wishes, tirades and photos pop up all at once, attacking your senses and sensibilities..however, it does make a blog look kinda sloppy.  Will give it a try for now.  Working on putting together another site with my old members articles and other content all available with a more updated look.    I also added a search feature to this blog so I can search MY slaves by nickname and look at all the activity through the years.  Just searched pigsnot!  Wow!  We got so much stuff from him!  I know it.but when you see the lists and lists of goodies, it even amazes Me!    pigsnot, where the fuck are you?  Me and Stevie are plotting against you via text again.  We both updated Our list with special items just for you to purchase!   your brain should be burning today!  There’s new Apple products on the market and We want them!    I want both of MY sisters to get new laptops for Xmas.and I want your crazy ass to buy them!  you know that you start oozing your pig snot just thinking about it!  Just do it!!  Also pigsnot, was that you asking all the question on ask.fm about the Apple products or a guy impersonating you?  It’s not like you to ask questions and not BUY!  I also want to make a page listing all the pigsnot sprees.  Oh we’ve had some good ones!!   If you keep your credit card statements, give ME numbers.  I want to know exactly how many tens of thousands of dollars We have raped you for!  I found an old blog on Nov 2, 2011 and you were up to $34,000 way back then! hahahaha! Can you imagine what you have done since!?!?!

sir wankalot is in hiding again!  Can you fucking believe it with his syrup-sweet blogs and love notes!?   Obviously he’s not going to be a loyal slave like he claimed he could be..he’s just a binger/purger.  Well, you know what happens to bingers!  When they pop their ridiculous heads up, I bang the last dollar out of them.   NO BUDGETING.  NO MERCY.  NO planning for the future.  I will ravage your wallet.  Clear-cut it!  Absolutely drain it.  Take every dime.  Fuck you til it’s gone.  Budgeting and reasonable tributing is reserved for those I can count on.  I can’t count on you, sir wankalot. you are obviously bi-polar.   But there is one thing you can always count on with bi-polar-penis purger.  Their dick always betrays them!  When they come back, I lay them flat out, face-down and rape them like the stupid bitchboys they are.  I will leave you with NOTHING because you deserve NOTHING because you don’t know how to properly serve a Goddess!

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pigsnot!

pigsnot!

pigsnot just went on a $2,000 shopping spree for My good friend!  She’s gonna flip when the stuff starts rolling in.  he has now bought his 10th Apple computer for the BitchyBeauty Kingdom of Greedy Lesbians!  he also got Me that jawbone thingy to work out with.  We are jumping up and down in victory! Go pigsnot, Go!  Me and Stevie and HRC are sharpening our nails and updating Our shopping lists.  OUR TURNS!  I am sure he feels like a wishbone being yanked in FIVE directions!  This is what you signed up for!  Pony up, bitchboy!  Time to hit everyone’s wishlist!   Yeeeeeeeehaw buttfuckas!

 

 

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Brought My New Toy Home

Well backing up a 27″ trailer is harder than I thought, but I’m getting it!  Usually when it comes to stuff, I like the biggest and the best — but I am glad We kept it on the reasonable side.

Here’s a picture of Our little kitchen.
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Our little bathroom area.
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Few of Us Girls sitting inside drinking beers after bringing it home.
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BP GAS CARDS!   SHELL GAS CARDSEXXon you can’t buy Us too many of these!  Go to your local BP, Shell, Speedway and buy us LOTS of gas!

My Amazon Wishlist is FULL of new stuff to buy!  I don’t want to haul stuff between the trailer and the MY kitchen.  I want all new stuff for the RV.

HRC wants these Dipper pants from Athetla.  Get size 2 in regular length  Khakina
Dipper pants for ME size 12 Tall Black slavey davey

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Heart Breaker, Dream Maker, Money Taker

Heart Breaker, Dream Maker, Money Taker

$100 from pantystain, $300 from terrance, $100 from anonymous, a ring and a blow dryer from sissy tommikins!  fatmac got a few items off Stevie’s list for Vday.  For the rest of you, scumsuckers!!  If you haven’t sent your Valentine’s day gift yet, I will let you send it today + a $50 Vday late fee. hahahaha!  toiletbrush!  Where the fuck are you!?

Hi boys!  A little Valentine’s Day update!

So far today, whilst out enjoying Our day, I got $300 from screwy stewy, $250 from tomtheturd and $500 from twinkie.  And let’s not forget the $1,000 Vday gift tommikins sent last night. 🙂  pigsnot gave ME and each one of My PowerPosse a $100 bill to celebrate the day!  Me and Stevie will be waving Our crispies while plumping up Our Amazon wishlists in case pigsnot gets drunk and decides to go on another Amazon shopping rampage!  Woohoo!  Come on ya, jizz covered slime-pig!  We want MORE GOODIES!  you know you can’t resist for long!  We own your crusty old balls and your wallet!

The Day isn’t over yet!  Keep your Honeys in the Money!  Tonight We will be clinking Our glasses, holding hands and listening for MY phone to “ding” and notify Me of any new donations, Paypal payments  and Amazon purchases! ♥ ♥ 

If you are one of those guys who have My paypal address,  PAYPAL Me.
If not, follow this link:  Make My Heart Beat Faster with COLD HARD CASH for Valentine’s Day! 

Are you a Venmo Ho?  Send Me Venmo payments straight to My mobile phone.

We wanna go to this restaurant called The Pearl in the next week or so.  Get Us gift cards for it!

Omg, I had the weirdest dream of deryck last night.  I wonder if that means he’s reading MY site again?

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In bitchboy news…

  This pic is almost identical to one I posted last week..but My head is slightly at a different angle.

sissy tommikins!  Lady Cop’s crazy cowboy boots showed up yesterday.  I would say they rank in Her top 3 favorite slave gifts. (pig snot’s Macbook Pro and leather jacket rank 1 and 2.)  She danced around in them like Woody from Toy Story for at least 30 minutes!

pigsnot made a TINY drive-by trip through MY amazon and bought Me a small Coach bag.  pigsnot, get your beer out!  you are gonna hit those wishlists harder!  I want that leather wristlet and those brown boots now!  Stevie has updated Her list too!   We did our Halloween partying last night..so I will be home tonight.  How about you and Me have a drink together via text, pigsnot?  It will be like a date.  We have a drinky drink together.  you spend your money on Me..I whisper mean nothins’ in your ear and then I fuck your credit card fast and furious!  It will be the BEST date eva!!  p.s.   I also want those tickets you and I were discussing too!  Our Wishlists are locked and loaded! I know you want it, ya fat bitch!

senor doggy!  your “I don’t care package” should arrive Monday.  I even wore those pink thong for a day for you and included them.  you better have two credit cards out monday night because your brain is going to be baked!   I forgot to include a magic marker and bright lipstick.  Be sure to have that ready!  I think I owe sissy tommikins a worn item too.  he’s been a good boy and earned it.  Maybe I will get that done in the next week or two!

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Buckeye Beauties

Every time I go tailgating at a damned Buckeye game, I get recognized!    Me and Stevie at the game.  Pic is over exposed..but you get the jist of Our superior hotness!  I could care less about college football.but I tailgate once a year to remind Myself how annoying rabid sport fans are!

Sunglasses and My leather jacket courtesy of pigsnot! p.s. pigsnot.  I know you are snooping around MY blog and wishlist.  Get those boots!  you can NOT resist!

Had a little too much fun last night!  toiletbrush sent $300 to pay for the evening.  Just got another $200 from him plus $240 Victoria Secrets shopping! 🙂  Keep the cash flowing today, boy-toys!

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