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your divine destiny is to ENRICH MY LIFE!

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UPDATE:  IT’S HERE!   pigsnot’s $3000 made it here safely!

PRINCESS, PREACH IT!
Yes, boys.  Enriching My life is your divine mission and purpose in life.  Created by GOD for GOD.  I’ve said this before, and I will continue to say it over and over until it’s pounded in to your brain…drilled into your skull, until it penetrates your very soul!  you WILL think as I want you to think..as I teach you to think, as I train you to think. PLEASING ME TRULY IS WHY you exist!  I should know!! I am the reason you are all here right now.  you are not whole unless you SERVE ME, the one and Only who designed you. I am the one who struck the flint that lit the fire, the addiction and obsession, the ACHE that burns in you today!  If you are new to My site, I AM STILL the ONE who initially created the gospel that has enslaved you and thousands..perhaps millions of men like you!  your addiction is MY CREATION!   Now get down on your knees and SERVE your MAKER!

We had a wonderful weekend at the cabin!  My favey slaveys got photos from our cabin adventure via text.    We hiked and hiked all day long and saw some beautiful sites.  We sat in the hot tub as we drank wine and watched the deer nearby.  We really enjoyed Ourselves!  pantystain paid for this trip and I plan to make him do it again next Thanksgiving!  It’s the perfect time to get away and a good excuse to escape from boring get-togethers and icky holiday dinners.  We made a turkey this year and I am not sure why…turkey really sucks.  I vow never to attempt another turkey again.   That reminds ME.  I need to get on deer slayer’s case! he still hasn’t successfully shot Me a deer!  I want fresh venison!

Amazon no longer shows the fulfilled Amazon wishlist directly from MY amazon wishlist so you have to follow a direct link to see it.  Pretty sucky!  I will also be adding a link to the side bar on MY blog. MY FULFILLED AMAZON WISHLIST

I am still waiting for envelopes of cash to come from pigsnot!  They are coming a long way, so say a prayer to The Universe that they get here safely!  I received another $300 Sunday from b from Oregon!  Donations just keep appearing from this mysterious little paypig! Muahahahahaha! Mystery cash pleases ME so!  $500 from terrance who I spent a little time with on webcam because I was feeling generous.  slavey davey the second brown Frye bag you bought was absolutely perfect!  It’s beautiful leather!

WISHLIST
Flannel Shirt  hairlip
Stine’s Henley Tall L Purple Haze  hairlip
Echoridge scarf hairlip

Eddie Bauer for HRC
Polo top size S Navy  bottom bitch hairlip!
Sale Pants size 2 in Olive bottom bitch hairlip!

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Moonstone Earrings hairlip
Earflap Hat (send a Etsy GC for this so I can customize the hat)

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Spending The Holidays Spoiling The ONE you Love

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For those of you who don’t follow My twitter, here’s another photo of Me that I tweeted from MY short trip to Chicago.

$300 donation came in from slave b in Oregon.  he continues to never contact Me…just sends mysterious $donations$!   That’s A-okay with Me! lol  slavey davey was an excellent minion this week.  he bought Me another North Face coat and a Frye purse…well, actually TWO Frye purses but I am sending one back because I had some problems with it.  he THEN immediately sent a $100 Etsy GC and asked Me what I wanted for MY Thanksgiving prezzy. 🙂  I still have to pick something out for him to buy.  hairlip continues to diligently pay his 3-times a day tributes.  he also sent $100 to cover My salon visit next week.  twinkie sent $500 Holiday donation and picked up Our Thanksgiving grocery and wine tab this year.  🙂    Oh and blast from the past drunk tom popped up and sent $200 and did $200 of shopping. he first contacted ME in the late 90’s.  Today, I saw him on cam and was floored how old he looked!  he’s still as lame as ever.

Waiting for a bundle of cash to come in from pigsnot!  Should be here in a week.  I will update when I actually have it all in MY greedy hands!  he also bought a $200 Amazon Gift, $170 pair of boots and $210 down coat from My Amazon wishlist.

This weekend We are staying at the cabin that We stayed last Thanksgiving!   It’s pretty far out so there is no internet and very spotty phone service  so you won’t hear much from Me.  Keep yourself busy sending ME cash and prezzies!  I know you will be missing Me so much!!  I will be back Monday though!  We are taking a  25lb Turkey with Us to prepare there.  This should be interesting since I don’t think We have ever cooked a whole turkey before.  What the hell are we going to do with all that turkey?

WISHLIST
Fleece Pants size Tall L
Layering Tank Black and Ivory size Tall L
Oversized throw Driftwood

WINTERSILKS/SAHALIE
Longjohns! For Me.. click Misses TALL and get black in size L hairlip
Longjohns for HRC click Misses size Small in black hairlip

ETSY
Moonstone Earrings
Earflap Hat (send a Etsy GC for this so I can customize the hat)

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Greedy Girls take your Wallet for a Whirl!

Greedy Girls take your Wallet for a Whirl!

sissy tommikins got 2 new dicks yesterday!  Today I am sending him out to get more!  Then he will be paying ME after his tum is full of cum!  Update: he sent $500!

$200 from doomed brit today! $200 tribute from pantystain plus he purchased several gifts off My Amazon wishlist.  $600 from hairlip towards My vacation fund and he continues to send his $10 3-times a day worship-tributes! Weeeeeee!

pigsnot, I see your little 5 am message on yahoo!!  Come out, ya fat sow!!  I want some of your cold hard pig pay!  Message ME asap!  your Greedy BITCH QUEENS’ await you!

Waited to do MY taxes until last minute as usual.  I was totally putting it off because I knew I’d be miserable after seeing how much I was going to be stuck paying this year.  Oh Mah Gawd!  This is one of My best years EVER thanks to sir wankalots $70,000+ tribute..but jesus fuck, it’s painful forking over so much money to the IRS.  It’s so sad I have to pay such high taxes on money that should be considered a gift!  Make a Donation and cheer ME up!

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Keep Me Warm! Shopping and spending your $$$$ is HOT!

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Just colored My hair again, pantystain!  Pretty huh!? Thought I’d snap a quick one before I went out tonight.  Another frigid night!  Coat by Princess fan.  I think the Uggs wool headband was by hairlip.

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Iphone shot of Me and HRC’s new boots by pigsnot! (I’m on the right and I still have the tag on the boot)  I absolutely LOVE HRC’s pair and want the same ones!  Amazon doesn’t have them in MY size.  They are SO adorable! I really want.  They run small and don’t carry 10.5 in Womens so I’m going to go with a man’s 9.  GET THEM NOW!

Downlight Jacket get size L Tall in Purple.

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Hey Boys! Let’s bring in 2014 with a BANG! (to your wallet)

Hey Boys! Let's bring in 2014 with a BANG! (to your wallet)

Well, MY  Mom and Sisters were elated this Christmas!  pigsnot spread the Holiday cheer this Christmas with lots of Mac Love!!  3 Mac Book Computers, 2 Apple TVs, 1 Apple Air Pad and a fucking partridge in  a pear tree!!    he even did a bit more after-Christmas shopping and picked up more accessories, 3 pairs of boots, Uggs and Sorel slippers and a few other goodies!  There’s a slew of other items he bought during the shopping spree!  What a dumb pig-cunt he is!  We LOVE it!!!  My new Ipad Air is I-Fabulous!! The Retina looks so great and it’s so light.   pigsnot, you made 2013 Da Bomb!!  I expect 2014 will even be more fun with  lots of pigsnot shopping sprees!!  Yaaaaaaay!

I received a $300 donation from a sub in India today!  Wow.  Indian subs are generally the biggest ass munches on the planet.  Most are big time wasters  and passive aggressive perverts but this new sub seemed quite polite and sent his tribute before introducing himself.  hairlip has been paying his $30 a daily tributes religiously for 2 months now. 🙂  Also today, pantystain got a robe off MY wishlist and slavey davey bought $100 Southwest Airline GC.

twinkie bought the Drop Cam off My wishlist and I love it SO much I want at least 2 more!  Thing is great!  We can monitor the house on Our Iphones when We are traveling, yell at Her dogs and get alerts if there are strange sounds or motions in the house.  For $10 a month you can have the video stored for a week at a time.    Buy more Drop Cams and Southwest Airline tickets off My Amazon wishlist NOW!

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pigsnot retired for 6 minutes today

Update:  Boo!! pigsnot!  I think they canceled your Ipad!    pigsnot doesn’t cancel shit.so I’m sure it was Amazon.  I notice that it’s no longer available Amazon Prime ..so it might have been a stock problem.  Email ME, pigsnot! We need to fix this asap!  you stupid little piss-pig! you should be on top of this! pigsnot contacted ME, Amazon froze his account, waiting to see if they open it.  Annoying! Now it won’t get here by Christmas!

hairlip has been buying lots of awesome goodies!  Opal earrings from Etsy, boots, winter accessories and much more!  he’s also been faithful at sending his daily tributes $10 three times a day. 🙂 slavey davey got Me yet another pair of Hudson jeans and terrance bought a pair of Hudson’s that were on sale!

Yeh, pigsnot said he “quit” again.  But then 6 minutes later I had him squealing like the little cunt-piggy he is!!  he continued shopping!  Since most of his shopping lately has been for MY Sisters, I had him get ME a few things!   he also got MY Sisters’ both Apple TVs.  pigsnot called Me on the phone and started drinking and begged ME to have VTG add more things to Her wishlist, then the little fucker disappeared!  What the hell?  you piece of soft, stinking shit!  I wasn’t done yet!  I hadn’t completely FUBAR’ed you yet!  Get your ass back here pigsnot and spread those cheeks for further fucking!
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Oh, My newest slave is turning out to be slightly amusing.   I haven’t named him yet.  he’s going to be clipping coupons like June Booboo to save money!  I sent him out with his grocery list for the week.  he went to Aldi’s to get some generic food.   We will see how far we can stretch  $8.58!  Personally I think he can get TWO weeks out of this!    The less he spends on himself — The more he spends on Me!    So here’s  a shot of his grocery trip.

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Here’s to pigsnot!

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Here’s your Xmas prezzie, pigsnot!!  One birdie for each new laptop you bought this week!  Where is #3, you old, weak pig!??   Christmas is almost here!  you need to order it NOW!   I’m grinning from ear to ear because I screw your wallet SOOOO good!  Come get that wishlist, pigsnot!  Update:  Kindle and the first computer arrived today!

Here I am before taking off to the other side of town.  Crazy cold but I look crazy cute!
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