The 50 inch Full HD, 3D, Plasma TV is here!
Picture is cut off all stupid cuz I was doing it with a timer.
I’m so friggin adorable! This blousey cold-shoulder top was purchased by fatmac I believe. BIG PREZZIES = BIG SMILES!
toiletbrush! Come back and let’s do MORE shopping! toiletbrush cleaned up most of MY Whitehouseblackmarket wishes.
Prezzy storms hits Ohio! Stuff is still coming in! Lots of soft supple leather too! Yummy!
Tempurpedic pillow also showed up today and some other stuff I didn’t bother photographing. More stuff is still expected! Shopping opportunities still available! Get them while it’s hot, bitchboys!
$300 from sissy tommikins and shopping at The Express! I gave him a code to use for $60 off.but he’s a fucking idiot and was too stupid to use it!! I still want a few items from Express! At least, fatmac is sharp enough to use his coupon. fatmac’s total for the day. $500! Way to go, lard ass! I’d give you a cookie, but you don’t need one.
Express Top for Me Sale! size Medium fatmac
Embellished Sweatshirt size L fatmac
Flower top size XS fatmac
Snake Print Top MEDIUM sissy tommikins
Sequin Zebra Top MEDIUM sissy tommikins
Tiger Fleece Sweatshirt Large sissy tommikins
Sexy Top for Lady Cop XS sissy tommikins
Sequin Top XS sissy tommikins
Leopard Dolman Large sissy tommikins
Zebra Ringer Tee XS sissy tommikins
Crackle MotoJacket Large fatmac
Red Moto Jacket XS fatmac
$1,200 shopping from pigsnot! he was suppose to do this shopping (plus more) and fucking got too drunk and passed out before placing the wardrobe order at The Express..so we are all pissed at him. When that bitch wakes up, I will walk his fat ass back to Amazon..the only place he seems to be able to successfully shop from.and FUCK his fleshy fat ass out of every dime he has left!
Speaking of fat asses, fatmac bought a pair of $140 shoes today plus some Mac accessories.
Update: pigsnot just bought 3 pairs of nice leather shoes, a dress and the latest Ipad! he’s such a dreamy cream-filled pig pie!
pigsnot’s brand spanking new 15 inch MacBook Pro arrived today! Do the rest of you dumbfucks understand how many Apple computers this guy has bought Me and MY clan?? I think this is like 6 or 7. And he mighta bought Me a Toshiba once too. HAHAHAHAHA! he’s like a pig with an Apple in his mouth! pigsnot supports the lesbian nation!! he totally Macs for dykes!! he should be driving around with that lesbian axe symbol bumper sticker on his car!
I think most of his goodies have been delivered! Quite a good haul. Now piggy, send ME the tracking for that jewelry box.I think that’s about the only thing I haven’t received yet. Saturday I have plans.but Me and a few friends are planning to stay home and watch Eps of “Breaking Bad” on Netflix Friday night. I’m sure we could all take out our laptops, iphones or ipods (all purchased by you.Our pot-bellied pig) and look up more shit to pad My wishlist with!! We could drink wine while scouring Amazon for more shit for you to buy.. you can drink yourself into oblivion and max your credit card again! Lesbians salute you, pigsnot! With our middle fingers, that is!
HAHAHAHAHA!!
toiletbrush! Stuff from WHBM showed up today! I especially like the animal print top. They added more stuff to their website!
Studded Jacket size L
Keyhole Top size L
Colored Jeans size 12
Multi Necklace
Cache has new stuff again! If you buy a few things..I have a $25-50 off coupon code. Email Me before purchasing.
Block Sweater size L
Sequin top size L
Purple Python Dress size L
Multi-Stripe top size L
Hey..I still haven’t found out who bought ME those Vitadinni shoes! I need to return them! Email Me!
Update: Latest shopping spree total from pigsnot. $4,800 $4,084 $3,800! hahaha! A 15inch Apple Macbook Pro, another Kindle Fire, a router, another printer and a shitload of Apple accessories!
pigsnot has done a bit of shopping! he got the $182 GPS pet tracker for Her Royal Copness, 2 Natori NightGowns for Me (over $200), $350 Robotic Vacuum system, $122 Wedge shoes and a $320 Mother of Pearl Jewelry box I have had on MY wishlist for months that I wanted. This little slime-sow has become more reliable as time has passed. Before he pretty much binged every few months, but he is coming around more regularly now thanks to My brainwashing. Time to beef up My Amazon wishlist again!
pantystain, I love those steel blue wedges you ordered! They came today!
Update: Just received $200 WholeFoods gc from some guy named david. 🙂 Yay, I love surprises from guys I don’t know! Good boy! Feel free to send more! We will probably go grocery shopping tomorrow.
twinkie did some more shopping! Cache had some dresses I wanted on sale, so he got Me two–a pink one and a blue one. Perfect dresses for the summer! sissy tommikins had quite the slutty adventure last night. Generally, he visits adult bookstores for his trysts with strange dick..but last night he visited one of those adult movie theaters! he got to suck mystery pricks with an audience! he even got accosted by really bad trannies! tommikins sent another $300 and will be writing a blog about his adventure.
Just received $300 from some guy named marc. I always hate marc’s with a “c”. Something is wrong with every single one of them! This guy was the most boring call on the planet. Thank Goddess it was a short call! marc with a c, you need to send another $300 for boring ME silly! you were absolutely NOT amusing.
$500 from toejamjam. Pathetic little toejam lover. he’s still fiending for female toejam. I don’t know what type of skanky women’s feet he had to worship to find “toe jam”.
Survived the storm. So many people are without electricity right now..the power company said it could be 5-7 days and people are FREAKING out. Plus it’s INCREDIBLY hot so hotels are all filled and people are tweeking. I think it was the worst wind storm I have ever experienced. I still have electricity but I did lose a few shingles off the roof.
Hi boys! Princess is on day 3 of the Paleo diet. Let’s see how long til I get bored with this one. So many crazy diets on the market these days! Make your donations because grass fed meats are EXPENSIVE! FEED ME! Holy Fuckoly is it hot! I don’t do well in the heat. Princess has the AC cranked to the max 24/7! Let’s see, got a bunch of boxes today. A bunch of Paleo food cooking stuff..Coconut Oil, Almond flour, ect ect. The freight place called and said My toolbox for the truck will be delivered tomorrow. Items from Cache have been coming in and that modern looking ring I have been wanting. 🙂 Got My front porch stained this weekend so I had to walk almost all the way to MY garage to get MY boxes in this heat! Oh the humanity! Hope to get the rest of the Deck stained in the next few weeks.
Items that still have not been purchased! Princess is not pleased!
More shopping opportunities! Hudson jeans, I just can’t get enough of them.
Hudson Beth Baby Boot Jeans size 30
Oceanside Boot Jeans size 30
Nightgown from Natori.get pink it’s on sale. size L
Cache
Tropical Top size L
New Bedding! Want to redo My bedroom decor. Want this in natural.
toiletbrush $1,000 will solve all your problems. Bitching, crying and being a dick..will just make you new ones.
you little fucks exist to make ME happy! That’s the ONLY reason you exist! When you cease to make Me happy.you cease to have a reason to exist. Don’t ever forget it!
I’m very happy to accept Whole Foods Gift Cards. Click and buy a big one to feed Me and My girl!