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Weekend Women Warriors

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Weekend Women Warriors

Update: ludgerella from the sissy shire popped some Viagra and sent $400.  you’re not done spoiling ME, ludgerella!
My brake control for the RV showed up today. (from slavey davey)  Will have My local install it.  We actually are bringing home the trailer Friday!  Yay!

Phewww..what a weekend.  Spent it running across the state looking at damned RV’s.  We have been going in all kinds of directions..should we get a class C?  Should we get a Travel Trailer?  Class C We won’t have to hitch and unhitch it..but then we’d have to tow a smaller vehicle.  Class C lose their value quicker.  Travel trailer will take less gas. Travel trailers might be hard to tow. Fifth Wheels are easier to hitch up.  Class C would be easy to drive.  Where will we store it?   Class C,  5th Wheels, Travel Trailer.  Oh My!  Well, I think we have finally come to a decision.  We are going with the travel trailer and probably keep it around 27 ft.   We will probably just use for the weekend and week long jaunts.  Looking at RV’s in the summer is no fun!  Should have done this shit in fall!   Going in and out of all those un-airconditioned RV’s is miserable in this heat!   Have you seen the inside of some of those 5th Wheelers? Huge kitchen and bar and chandeliers and shit.  They are BIG!  I’ll get one when I’m an old lady.  Slap a big ol’ rainbow sticker on the back.   Take a slave to drive the beast around and make him sleep outside in a little pup tent.

My Amazon wishlist is looking kinda butch!  Generators and power jacks!  I’ll probably be hooking My Lamborghini hair-dryer to that generator because I’m sure I’ll blow a fuse diffusing MY friggin hair for an hour.  This is some serious business!! haha!  Get to shopping bitches.  We will be slapping up a lot of cheaper, smaller houseware items for the RV too.    I think we will probably get it this weekend.  Found a good deal in a nearby state, so will be on the road most of the weekend.  We are gonna be pissing Our pants driving that thing home the first day.  22 feet of truck plus almost 30 foot of trailer.  First time I’ve ever towed anything.

ludgerella.  Send ME that pic with the dildo in your yap and pop 3 Viagra.  We have shopping to do!

Anonymous way to send ME money! GIFT ROCKET  Those of you who want to do check debit and use Amex can use this as well.  NO MORE FUCKING EXCUSES!

 

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As Princess Wishes

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As Princess Wishes

$300 from slavey davey, $300 from ludgerella, $400 from terrance and $100 from pantystain. slavey davey also got Me that orange floral Natori Nighty and the purple Nike visor and screwy stewy got that Opal ring I had been wanting for a few weeks! 🙂  What good boys I have.

New answers posted on the  new Ask God A Question thingy.

New Shopping
I love these tees and I want one in every color.  Gap Work-out Tees  size L in white, fucshia, grey, aqua and pink pop.
HRC loves them too.  She would like XS in white, grey and periwinkle

Gap Market Tee size Tall L in navy

I am cleaning out MY dressers and throwing away all old tee shirts that I don’t wear anymore, have shrunk, fit funny or are too short.  (too short is usually the problem)  I will offer a couple to you Collectors of Princess’ Cast-offs.  I have a black Under Armor  work-out shirt that I don’t care for because the sleeves flare out hella stupid.  I also have a black tshirt that has a horse on the front that says STUD.  I know I have worn the Stud teeshirt it in a picture that’s on MY website somewhere, but I can’t find it.I think Stevie was in the photo with Me.  I also have this Rolls Royce tee I wore in this old picture.   Send in your offers if you are interested in buying a very old, very worn old tshirt.

 

 

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Heart Breaker, Dream Maker, Money Taker

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Heart Breaker, Dream Maker, Money Taker

$100 from pantystain, $300 from terrance, $100 from anonymous, a ring and a blow dryer from sissy tommikins!  fatmac got a few items off Stevie’s list for Vday.  For the rest of you, scumsuckers!!  If you haven’t sent your Valentine’s day gift yet, I will let you send it today + a $50 Vday late fee. hahahaha!  toiletbrush!  Where the fuck are you!?

Hi boys!  A little Valentine’s Day update!

So far today, whilst out enjoying Our day, I got $300 from screwy stewy, $250 from tomtheturd and $500 from twinkie.  And let’s not forget the $1,000 Vday gift tommikins sent last night. 🙂  pigsnot gave ME and each one of My PowerPosse a $100 bill to celebrate the day!  Me and Stevie will be waving Our crispies while plumping up Our Amazon wishlists in case pigsnot gets drunk and decides to go on another Amazon shopping rampage!  Woohoo!  Come on ya, jizz covered slime-pig!  We want MORE GOODIES!  you know you can’t resist for long!  We own your crusty old balls and your wallet!

The Day isn’t over yet!  Keep your Honeys in the Money!  Tonight We will be clinking Our glasses, holding hands and listening for MY phone to “ding” and notify Me of any new donations, Paypal payments  and Amazon purchases! ♥ ♥ 

If you are one of those guys who have My paypal address,  PAYPAL Me.
If not, follow this link:  Make My Heart Beat Faster with COLD HARD CASH for Valentine’s Day! 

Are you a Venmo Ho?  Send Me Venmo payments straight to My mobile phone.

We wanna go to this restaurant called The Pearl in the next week or so.  Get Us gift cards for it!

Omg, I had the weirdest dream of deryck last night.  I wonder if that means he’s reading MY site again?

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Valentine’s Treats for your Sweety!

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Valentine's Treats for your Sweety!

We wanna go to this restaurant called The Pearl.  Get Us gift cards for it!

Update:  $1,000 from sissy tommikins!! The pictures I sent of Us on hockey night were just too amazing!  he caved and immediately paid!  yaaaay!!

screwy stewy  I sent you the email for the email I want you to send the cash to.  That other email is no longer active, so make sure not to send to it.

screwy stewy: My framed art showed up today! LOVE IT!  I also decided to send back 2 of the 3 cast iron candle holders you got Me.  They were WAY bigger than I imagined.  Hopefully Amazon will give ME the credit.  This return was a bit different, because it was such a big box.  Keep an eye on your credit card statement and if you get any amazon refunds let ME know, so you can quickly compensate Me!

Make My Heart Beat Faster with COLD HARD CASH for Valentine’s Day!  Since I started totally ignoring My birthdays, this is now MY Holiday.  My sweety took the day off and we will be spending it together. Wining, dining..and other ing words you are not even allowed to think about.  you will all stay close to your computers sending Me your cash or shopping MY wishlist and fulfilling MY every heart’s desire.  Feel free to fuel your desire for Me with liquor as you click pay buttons and max your credit cards!  **Pinky wave!**

fagarina! Did you buy your new wig yet, you flaming fairy berry?

–WISHLIST
I can’t get enough of Etsy and it’s one-of-kind items.  Also.I try to choose items made from Females.  So your money goes to an artistic Woman and I get the item I want!
Infinite Beauty Knick-knack
Mermaid Box
Magic Knick-knack

MY AMAZON WISHLIST

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Noob Burger!

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Noob Burger!

Update: This morning he started drinking again!   Another $500 from MY new puppy.  Total up to almost $2,500.

Update: Another $600 from My new puppy. Total $1,950 cash!

Update:  Another $500 from the noobie!  Total $1,350 cash plus shopping!

Another newbie has found his  true destiny!  This guy popped up last night and quickly coughed up $300 and started in on a new bottle of Vodka.  I managed to get $850 cash and around $200 worth of shopping out of him before he passed out!  Not bad for a first timer.  Then in the middle of seducing this noob into the abyss,  sissy tommikins called and sent ME $500!  I didn’t get to talk to you, tommikins cuz this drunk monkey took a long time stumbling on his iphone trying to pay ME.  you can call today, though.  I hope you can get some skanky adult bookstore cock tonight!  you always are more fun after you’ve had a dick in your pie-hole!

A shitload of prezzies arrived!  A new pair of boots arrived from india dog.  A beautiful brown leather jacket from twinkie, jeans and a pair of panties from pantystain, a package from Victorias Secret and a beautiful dress from senor doggy.  Oh, jonathan..that dress you got from Cache came and it fits to perfection!  senor doggy, I will be exchanging one of the bras.

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sissy tommikins get fiscally fucked!

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sissy tommikins get fiscally fucked!

sissy tommikins  just can’t resist photos sent to him of Me and Her Royal Copness!  I just doubled up My pretty hand and rammed rammed rammed that wallet this week!   After viewing our pictures he went straight to his computer and he dropped yet another $500!

pigsnot has picked up a few more items.  I’m hoping he will have a few drinks today and take another spin through MY amazon wishlist!

My toiletbrush got into the fun yesterday as well and spent around $300 shopping Express and White House Black Market!  I have more wardrobe desires, toiletbrush!  Get your ass back online and have that wallet out and waiting!

 

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