Category Archives: paypig

The Infliction of Addiction

$1000 from some guy named roman!!  he disappeared after his donations and quit answering My emails. hahahaha he’s probably hiding in shame, vowing to never give in again.  Yeh, ya all know how that goes.

lez hag sent $460 and did some shopping!  I am teaching him the joys of butt-sex by not allowing him to masturbate his worthless “thingie” BUT he can insert things into his asshole.  Soon he will become a total ass fag and will be begging for gay sex in order to cum!!  Muahahahaha!

I loved the wind chime that lez hag bought SOOO much that I had twinkie buy My Mom one very similar.

slavey davey continues to be too poor to do any more shopping…yet continues to shop!

$100 from bollywoody came in and I didn’t even notice.  Which reminds ME,  arab pig?? Where the fuck you go?  Get the fuck back here, you stupid camel fucker and send ME more of your cash!

Where the fuck is that cumbucket, pig snot!?

Sephora
Super Expensive Foundation Get Nude way to go slavey davey!

Eddie Bauer Fleece jacket  get size L Tall in Black fulfilled slavey davey!!!

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Princess fan in the Bone Zone!

Princess fan in the Bone Zone!

Soo I ordered that $700 Canada Goose coat using Princess fan’s $700 GC.  I actually got the short version.  I hope it fits cute.  If not, I might send it back and exchange for the long one.I was having such a hard time deciding between the two parkas!  Since Princess fan was whipped into a frenzy, I took advantage of it and suckered him out of this $225  fur aviator hat also from Canada Goose.   Almost a $1,000 day for him.  Not too bad!

Mac Makeup Studio Fix get color NW20***

Nordstrom
Expensive Giorgio Armani Foundation Get in 5

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Keep Me Warm! Shopping and spending your $$$$ is HOT!

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Just colored My hair again, pantystain!  Pretty huh!? Thought I’d snap a quick one before I went out tonight.  Another frigid night!  Coat by Princess fan.  I think the Uggs wool headband was by hairlip.

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Iphone shot of Me and HRC’s new boots by pigsnot! (I’m on the right and I still have the tag on the boot)  I absolutely LOVE HRC’s pair and want the same ones!  Amazon doesn’t have them in MY size.  They are SO adorable! I really want.  They run small and don’t carry 10.5 in Womens so I’m going to go with a man’s 9.  GET THEM NOW!

Downlight Jacket get size L Tall in Purple.

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Hey Boys! Let’s bring in 2014 with a BANG! (to your wallet)

Hey Boys! Let's bring in 2014 with a BANG! (to your wallet)

Well, MY  Mom and Sisters were elated this Christmas!  pigsnot spread the Holiday cheer this Christmas with lots of Mac Love!!  3 Mac Book Computers, 2 Apple TVs, 1 Apple Air Pad and a fucking partridge in  a pear tree!!    he even did a bit more after-Christmas shopping and picked up more accessories, 3 pairs of boots, Uggs and Sorel slippers and a few other goodies!  There’s a slew of other items he bought during the shopping spree!  What a dumb pig-cunt he is!  We LOVE it!!!  My new Ipad Air is I-Fabulous!! The Retina looks so great and it’s so light.   pigsnot, you made 2013 Da Bomb!!  I expect 2014 will even be more fun with  lots of pigsnot shopping sprees!!  Yaaaaaaay!

I received a $300 donation from a sub in India today!  Wow.  Indian subs are generally the biggest ass munches on the planet.  Most are big time wasters  and passive aggressive perverts but this new sub seemed quite polite and sent his tribute before introducing himself.  hairlip has been paying his $30 a daily tributes religiously for 2 months now. 🙂  Also today, pantystain got a robe off MY wishlist and slavey davey bought $100 Southwest Airline GC.

twinkie bought the Drop Cam off My wishlist and I love it SO much I want at least 2 more!  Thing is great!  We can monitor the house on Our Iphones when We are traveling, yell at Her dogs and get alerts if there are strange sounds or motions in the house.  For $10 a month you can have the video stored for a week at a time.    Buy more Drop Cams and Southwest Airline tickets off My Amazon wishlist NOW!

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pigsnot retired for 6 minutes today

Update:  Boo!! pigsnot!  I think they canceled your Ipad!    pigsnot doesn’t cancel shit.so I’m sure it was Amazon.  I notice that it’s no longer available Amazon Prime ..so it might have been a stock problem.  Email ME, pigsnot! We need to fix this asap!  you stupid little piss-pig! you should be on top of this! pigsnot contacted ME, Amazon froze his account, waiting to see if they open it.  Annoying! Now it won’t get here by Christmas!

hairlip has been buying lots of awesome goodies!  Opal earrings from Etsy, boots, winter accessories and much more!  he’s also been faithful at sending his daily tributes $10 three times a day. 🙂 slavey davey got Me yet another pair of Hudson jeans and terrance bought a pair of Hudson’s that were on sale!

Yeh, pigsnot said he “quit” again.  But then 6 minutes later I had him squealing like the little cunt-piggy he is!!  he continued shopping!  Since most of his shopping lately has been for MY Sisters, I had him get ME a few things!   he also got MY Sisters’ both Apple TVs.  pigsnot called Me on the phone and started drinking and begged ME to have VTG add more things to Her wishlist, then the little fucker disappeared!  What the hell?  you piece of soft, stinking shit!  I wasn’t done yet!  I hadn’t completely FUBAR’ed you yet!  Get your ass back here pigsnot and spread those cheeks for further fucking!
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Oh, My newest slave is turning out to be slightly amusing.   I haven’t named him yet.  he’s going to be clipping coupons like June Booboo to save money!  I sent him out with his grocery list for the week.  he went to Aldi’s to get some generic food.   We will see how far we can stretch  $8.58!  Personally I think he can get TWO weeks out of this!    The less he spends on himself — The more he spends on Me!    So here’s  a shot of his grocery trip.

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Back from camping!

Back from camping!

Had a blast!  We have so much more shit we need for the camper.  First it was blistering hot and humid.then it rained on Us..but We still enjoyed Ourselves.  My Amazon list continues to grow.  We are going out for another weekend RV trip in a few weeks.  Get to shopping!  Lot of camp gear!  Need the camping tables before Our next trip.  Our old card table was too heavy and bulky.  We got through the entire set up and set down of the trailer.  We were pretty proud of Ourselves.  I am going to have one of you buy Me a few accessories for the equalizer hitch.  Will add them to MY list later.  We did make some hillbillies dump Our sewage.  That is some grossness!

Don’t have any camping pics to post because I would have too many people to blur out.  But here’s  a picture of My camping coffee mug purchased by slavey davey.
mug

Etsy Goodies
Fun stuff for the RV
Lady Guadalupe oven mitt/set  actually I want this for home
Kitsche Loteria Wall Frame
Senorita Cosmetic Bag

Look what We grew in Our garden!  Our first zucchini ever.  I bet all you cock gobblers are slobbering.  This baby would fit in your man-gynas perfectly.
zuchi

 

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Brought My New Toy Home

Well backing up a 27″ trailer is harder than I thought, but I’m getting it!  Usually when it comes to stuff, I like the biggest and the best — but I am glad We kept it on the reasonable side.

Here’s a picture of Our little kitchen.
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Our little bathroom area.
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Few of Us Girls sitting inside drinking beers after bringing it home.
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BP GAS CARDS!   SHELL GAS CARDSEXXon you can’t buy Us too many of these!  Go to your local BP, Shell, Speedway and buy us LOTS of gas!

My Amazon Wishlist is FULL of new stuff to buy!  I don’t want to haul stuff between the trailer and the MY kitchen.  I want all new stuff for the RV.

HRC wants these Dipper pants from Athetla.  Get size 2 in regular length  Khakina
Dipper pants for ME size 12 Tall Black slavey davey

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