Category Archives: moneyslaves

Evil Tirades always have the greatest perks!

Evil Tirades always have the greatest perks!

Mean posts always make Me big bucks! I just got $1500 from oliver twist and $400 from loopy for legs. hahahaha!

loopy it’s been FOREVER since your last donation.  Here’s your reward for the $400 you sent–I’m posting your BIG FAT FUGLY MUG for the world to see!  Yikes! How does your wife stomach snuggling up to that fleshy mound of fug??  you’re like King of Queens with a mustache and a furry ass chin. Christ, I hate fat guys with clefts in their chin.  It always look like a real hairy fat droopy butt.  you look so skeezy you make MY skin crawl.  FOR REALS! hahahahaha!

***edit*** removed loopy’s photo because he bought it off MY site. lol!

So jackasses.  There’s something THAT really pisses ME off. When you fuckers dink around and say you will buy something..and don’t..keep playing the “this in the basket?” game..and MY item sells out. It’s FUCKS like you who LOSE all your shopping privileges and are deprived anymore wardrobe shopping.which is FUCKING fine with Me.because  I’d rather fucking take your cash and pay for new air conditioners, wood floors, vacations and go to the mall and actually TRY on what I am buying.  Princess fan fucked around a few weeks ago..and got FUCKED out of $1,000 penalty for this SAME shenanigans. Then he is stupid enough to turn around and beg and beg to shop again.cuz shopping fucking turns him on.more than actually “FULFILLING MY desires for COLD HARD CASH”..how FUCKING SICK IS THAT???  So I kindly give him another chance..and what does he do?? Goes back to his “dinking” around and 2 items that were there a week ago when I FIRST demanded him to buy  them.are now on 30 day back order. FUCK you.  ( toiletbrush made up to ME for his mistake..so he has been removed from this shitlist. ) Now  fucks like this are begging to shop again. Again I say. FUCK you.  Even if you successfully buy 1200$’s and LIE about $300 ..you are NOTHING but a ZERO and LIAR in MY eyes. Why FUCK around with you pieces of shit.when I have good slaves like twinkie and vintage furfreak..who BUY..and SUCCESSFULLY buy ALL the items I demand the FIRST day I send the link??  So Princess fan, if you want to regain your shopping privileges.you will have to pay a $600 fee.  Putting the same item in your bag every day for a week might give you wood, but it does NOTHING for ME.  you are BEYOND pathetic.  Good bye jackasses.  I have real slaves to shop for ME.

Oh I haven’t updated Forevah!  I do have to mention that sir gayson suckalot the lesser spent $500 because he gets his 3 inch weenie tied in a knot when I don’t report his tributes!

For the rest of you..it’s been so long it be impossible to report.

THE NEVER ENDING SHOPPING LIST
I still didn’t get this leopard skirt!!  wtf!?  BUY IT NOW! size 12 fulfilled by fatty
Leopard sash skirt size 12 fulfilled by twinkie
Zebra earrings
Top on ebay I want.

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Nothing ever puts out those old flames!

Nothing ever puts out those old flames!

Ok so this drunk austrian keeps emailing Me and saying he is drunk and wants to chat with ME and shows ME the entry in MY journal where I last spoke to ME and he sent $500 and ran off.  We run $800 worth of charges and keeps emailing he wants to chat and email is too slow.  I give him MY number..he’s afraid to call.  he keeps begging to chat..he doesn’t have yahoo.he doesn’t have aim. Then poof he’s gone.    lol If you are reading this, (and I know you are) have a few more drinks and let’s do it again!  I love how you are TOO fucking retarded to contact ME after you pay.  What do you want? Me to magically install chat software on your computer for you?  If only all MY slaves were such idiots! hahaha!

$100 from pvc tranny, $300 from pathetic wimp and $120 in amazon GC’s, $75 from some nutjob I didn’t talk to and  twinkie sent $500 and spent around $300 shopping.

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Shop forrest, shop!!

Shop forrest, shop!!

Zebra Skirt got to have!

Wanna buy Me a fetish dress for photos??  Check it out!  Buy it before Saturday and you can get 15% off by using this code. 15WB15  Contact Me for size and color.

My toiletbrush spent $700 on Me today shopping! I got some sexy skirts from White House/Black Market, a ring, towels, another sexy nighty, $130 hair dryer,  a diffuser, bathroom art and other goodies! I love a big shopping spree!  douchey douchenozzle called to remind ME that he sent $1,000 that I forgot to mention.  yeh..I guess it just slipped MY mind! hahaha  Hurry up and get paid already! Send ME another $1,000. Promise I won’t forget this time!

Princess fan.you didn’t buy that shit fast enough and toiletbrush beat you to it! This is why you always lose your shopping privileges you skanky hole!  you BETTER get you shopping done tomorrow.

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Blast from the past took Budweiser in the Ass!

Blast from the past took Budweiser in the Ass!

paulo called.  I did a live session with him way back when and he’s super spazzy to meet Me again.  he’s one of those guys who were sorta normal when I met him.then I did a live session, abused his shit for a day and now he’s doomed to be an absolutely freak for eternity,.dreaming, aching and begging for that day that he can grovel at My feet one more time.   I swear these guys are the most insane of them all.  recardo went bonkers too.  It’s like they tasted paradise by basking in My presence for just one afternoon..and then they spend the rest of their lives wanting to recreate that moment again.  They become sick little perverts, addicted to the internet, trying to get a fix.just a taste of what they had before..but that never happens.  They never get the high they got from the ultimate Enchantress. They are hungry for more..they are forever in satiated and empty.  HA!  Must suck.  So I got $800 out of him.  I had him burn himself with cigarettes at least 50 times, cram a beer bottle up his ass big end first, swallow shampoo and suck on things that had been in his pooky.  he begged for 30 minutes for Me to meet him again and I hung up..Ya know..same ol’ same ol’. HAHAHA!

senor doggy! Get back to ME, I looked at the receipt for the jewerly and noticed that the necklace was NOT in the order!! FIX that IMMEDIATELY!!!! Also pay for overnight shipping because you FUCKED up the order. you should be ashamed of yourself! Problem remedied.the store had sent them as separate receipts..lame.

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Shop

Shop

Update $500 from senor doggy on top of his Shop O Thon! Ole, bitch boy!!  $300 from pedro plus $250 in amazon. heehee I gave him a $50 break because he cried so hard. hahahahahahaha!  God, I love watching a man cry!!  This is soo how it makes Me feel!!

Bed Spread get in Natural size Queen $228 doesn’t ship til July 🙁 senor doggy
Pillow Shams get Natural 2 of them $50 each

Provincial Silk Sham 2 in Sage $50 each

Get ME this crazy ring! senor doggy & sidekick pequeno

Sapphire NeckLace $99 senor doggy & sidekick pequeno

$150 Nightie Kinda ridiculous.but what the hell!? It’s only your money!

Low-cut Top in Black senor doggy

I’m googling shit for you fucks to buy!  Beg for your shopping list!  pedro!!! you now owe ME $600 for taking TOO long!  Princess fan DO NOT fucking beg for your list.  you are cash only until $1,000 is paid. No if, ands or buts.

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May Milkings

May Milkings

WTF?  Isn’t that strange someone named that necklace that?  chewtoy, since you found it, you can BUY it!!! 

$1,000 from oliver.  Oh oliver, you silly little man..how incredibly obtuse of you to think you will ever get over Me..over being wrapped around MY pinky.  you tried to get better..for the 100th time..again you FAIL..again I WIN!!!!

$500 from jason now renamed gayson.  $600 from twinkie,  $400 from the ukranian, $300 cash coming from fagarina.

pedro I demand another $500 if you want to hear MY lovely voice again. toiletbrush, I believe you have $1400 which belongs to ME!

Got some shopping done for Me including nighties, rings, bathroom hardware ect.  I’ll be adding more and reposting the few items that were overlooked by you mangy mongrels.

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