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sir wankalot from jerkingham — EPIC findom shakedown!

sir wankalot from jerkingham -- EPIC findom shakedown!

pigsnot!  I hope your jealous that someone else has been all up in MY Amazon wishlist..showing ME a good time ever since you pulled another disappearing act!  you better come out of hiding and show Me and MY crew that you still gots what it takes to sassify Our never-ending greed!! hahahahaha!!  5 new Iphones might do it!

Update: 9:41 p.m.  I found out where sir wankalot has gotten all this money!!! his grandma died and left him a small inheritance!!   Correction, left ME a small inheritance!   I think we are up to around $34,000 right now!!!  My head is spinning!   So while he was as at dinner..I kept texting him, telling him how much fun we would have when he got home.   he was sitting there with wood all through dinner and texting Me how much  he wanted to run straight home to his computer..to Me..to shower ME with his money.  After much persistence I found out where this money came from.  And yes, MY little minions..I will enjoy spinning every last dime!  VICTORY POSE!! I AM THE MASTER, bitches!!!

sir wankalot had to go out for some dinner thing.  I told him I’d be here fluffing My wishlist for him.  Getting it warmed up for him..buttering it up, just for MY little sir wankalot! Yeh, when Princess says She’s getting Her wishlist “ready” for you–so She can ravage your wallet when you get back home.it should make you feel like She’s putting Her sexiest red panties on JUST for you.

Update 3:08 p.m.  $19,000!!! For fucking REEEEAL!!!!!!!!!   you know what also rocks about sacking a sad shit for thousands of dollars!!?!  It’s 3 p.m..I’ve been up since 9 and I haven’t eaten a damned thing because I am so high on adrenalin and busy updating MY wishlist and looking for ways to squander his money!  I might wake up a lb skinnier tomorrow!  Bonus!

Update:  Total for today so far is $16,900.  he already started adding it up..so I will post!  SQUeeeeeeee!

Oh Fucking Joy and Rapture!! I woke up today with $500 from sir wankalot!  I sent him an email encouraging him to send more and went back to sleep.  Woke up again to another $500 donation.but this one is monthly recurring. Followed by another $1,000 non recurring donation!  Yowza!  This totally perked ME up and I got out of bed! As I sipped MY coffee, more enormous donations and prezzies rolled in!  I don’t want to put up current tally because I don’t want him adding up everything he has done — because it might freak his ass out!     When he has been milked dry I will announce his tally!  Hell yah!!  ME and MY girlfriend were dancing around the laptop like two evil witches laughing Our asses off!  A big binger always puts a smile on MY face and makes ME feel all spazzy hyper happy!

pantystain bought Me a lovely orange nightgown and sent $100 tribute.  Those little arrow earrings came and they are perfect.  Love them!   twinkie sent $200 and spent a few hundred off MY amazon wishlist.

I am happy as a peach today!

Update: gayson FASTEST wank in the West!!!   No phone call or cam involved.  This is the entirety of gayson’s interaction with ME today!
gayson:  3:17 pm  Princess, I miss you
bitchybeauty:  3:18 pm  Miss MY donation page, asshole!  I’m on a fucking spree today and I’m ready to take your cash too!
gayson:  3:18 pm  paypal?
bitchybeauty:  3:18 pm  that what you usually use?
gayson:  3:19 pm  we change it up
bitchybeauty:  3:19 pm  paypal is great
bitchybeauty:  3:19 pm  500 smackaroos
gayson:  3:21 pm im press send , i love being your bitch
bitchybeauty:  3:22 pm  do it!
gayson:  3:22 pm nobody make my heart pound like u
Sent!
(his name), you have sent $500.00 USD to (Princess’ name)
bitchybeauty:  3:23 pm  still waiting for paypal to let ME know!
gayson: 3:23 pm  may i cum princess?
bitchybeauty  3:24 pm I got it!  spooge all you want, sucker!
gayson:  3:25 pm  thank you princess
bitchybeauty  3:25 pm  hahahaha  omg I had the best day EVER!
I made 20,000 today plus your 500.  I so rock!
gayson:  3:25 pm  you are the only true princess..enjoy your day goddess
bitchybeauty  3:26 pm  you came?
hahahahahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahah
no seriously!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gayson:  3:26 pm  yes, i need to shower.  i was stroking before i messaged you.
bitchybeauty 3:26 pm   I got to post this..this is your fastest wank yet

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Chores for My Whores

Chores for My Whores

My Netflix gift card is expiring in a few days! Somebody buy ME a new one quickly!  Get 12 months! pantystain

Guess who sent ME yet another $500 cash last night!!  sissy tommikins!!!  he also sucked another dick!

Who bought the green awning mat?  First I thought screwy stewy bought it, but he reviewed his orders and it’s not there.  However he sent ME $70 to cover it when he saw the note I posted! hahahaha!   If you bought the awning mat, email ME.  I want to return it.

screwy stewy, email ME the order # for the outdoor carpet you sent ME.  I’ve decided that I won’t need it .  Another slave bought ME a beautiful colorful one and I think I will only need it, not the huge green one.  Also send ME the order # for the flip-flops.  I need to exchange them for a size larger, they run small.

 

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Back from camping!

Back from camping!

Had a blast!  We have so much more shit we need for the camper.  First it was blistering hot and humid.then it rained on Us..but We still enjoyed Ourselves.  My Amazon list continues to grow.  We are going out for another weekend RV trip in a few weeks.  Get to shopping!  Lot of camp gear!  Need the camping tables before Our next trip.  Our old card table was too heavy and bulky.  We got through the entire set up and set down of the trailer.  We were pretty proud of Ourselves.  I am going to have one of you buy Me a few accessories for the equalizer hitch.  Will add them to MY list later.  We did make some hillbillies dump Our sewage.  That is some grossness!

Don’t have any camping pics to post because I would have too many people to blur out.  But here’s  a picture of My camping coffee mug purchased by slavey davey.
mug

Etsy Goodies
Fun stuff for the RV
Lady Guadalupe oven mitt/set  actually I want this for home
Kitsche Loteria Wall Frame
Senorita Cosmetic Bag

Look what We grew in Our garden!  Our first zucchini ever.  I bet all you cock gobblers are slobbering.  This baby would fit in your man-gynas perfectly.
zuchi

 

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Weekend Women Warriors

Weekend Women Warriors

Update: ludgerella from the sissy shire popped some Viagra and sent $400.  you’re not done spoiling ME, ludgerella!
My brake control for the RV showed up today. (from slavey davey)  Will have My local install it.  We actually are bringing home the trailer Friday!  Yay!

Phewww..what a weekend.  Spent it running across the state looking at damned RV’s.  We have been going in all kinds of directions..should we get a class C?  Should we get a Travel Trailer?  Class C We won’t have to hitch and unhitch it..but then we’d have to tow a smaller vehicle.  Class C lose their value quicker.  Travel trailer will take less gas. Travel trailers might be hard to tow. Fifth Wheels are easier to hitch up.  Class C would be easy to drive.  Where will we store it?   Class C,  5th Wheels, Travel Trailer.  Oh My!  Well, I think we have finally come to a decision.  We are going with the travel trailer and probably keep it around 27 ft.   We will probably just use for the weekend and week long jaunts.  Looking at RV’s in the summer is no fun!  Should have done this shit in fall!   Going in and out of all those un-airconditioned RV’s is miserable in this heat!   Have you seen the inside of some of those 5th Wheelers? Huge kitchen and bar and chandeliers and shit.  They are BIG!  I’ll get one when I’m an old lady.  Slap a big ol’ rainbow sticker on the back.   Take a slave to drive the beast around and make him sleep outside in a little pup tent.

My Amazon wishlist is looking kinda butch!  Generators and power jacks!  I’ll probably be hooking My Lamborghini hair-dryer to that generator because I’m sure I’ll blow a fuse diffusing MY friggin hair for an hour.  This is some serious business!! haha!  Get to shopping bitches.  We will be slapping up a lot of cheaper, smaller houseware items for the RV too.    I think we will probably get it this weekend.  Found a good deal in a nearby state, so will be on the road most of the weekend.  We are gonna be pissing Our pants driving that thing home the first day.  22 feet of truck plus almost 30 foot of trailer.  First time I’ve ever towed anything.

ludgerella.  Send ME that pic with the dildo in your yap and pop 3 Viagra.  We have shopping to do!

Anonymous way to send ME money! GIFT ROCKET  Those of you who want to do check debit and use Amex can use this as well.  NO MORE FUCKING EXCUSES!

 

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Beauty and Her beasts!

Beauty and Her beasts!

$500 from sissy tommikins today!  he also sucked one dick tonight, but wasn’t very excited about it because it was a puny one.  tommikins is a total size-queen now!  I’m sending him out in the next day or two to suck a few more cum-filled long-dongs!  $100 from pantystain, $200 from slavey davey, $400 from terrance, $500 from moomoo suckaroo, $200 from doomed brit.  Good gawd, he’s vile!!  doomed brit! Send another $100, you fat fuck!

doomed brit — gag!

Lots of athletic wear ordered by fatmac and slavey davey!  HRC got a new jacket and an ammo pouch from pantystain and work-out pants and shorts from fatmac.  Lots of other stuff has been disappearing off My amazon wishlist!! Keep up the shopping.

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The scent of money

The scent of money

amsterdam ham got Me the $160 mirror off My amazon wishlist.  Good work!

$500 from sissy tommikins!  he also went to the bookstore and got his ebony dream dick!!   I’ve been on a roll, bitches!  Keep it coming in, boy toys!

fagarella the internet sissy whore just sent $2,000!  hahaha! Dumb fucking auss-tranny! fagarella is notorious for wasting financial dominatrices’ time.  But I have mystical powers and can smell when he has cash.  I totally ignore him until I smell the scent of his Australian dollars mixed with just the right amount of alcohol..then POW!!!  Fuck every dime out of him!  Fuck you, fagarella!

Oh almost forgot louzer sent $200!  Bout time, louzer.  you’ve been hiding for too long!   Come back in your wife’s panties and pay some more!

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