$100 from pantystain, $300 from terrance, $100 from anonymous, a ring and a blow dryer from sissy tommikins! fatmac got a few items off Stevie’s list for Vday. For the rest of you, scumsuckers!! If you haven’t sent your Valentine’s day gift yet, I will let you send it today + a $50 Vday late fee. hahahaha! toiletbrush! Where the fuck are you!?
Hi boys! A little Valentine’s Day update!
So far today, whilst out enjoying Our day, I got $300 from screwy stewy, $250 from tomtheturd and $500 from twinkie. And let’s not forget the $1,000 Vday gift tommikins sent last night. 🙂 pigsnot gave ME and each one of My PowerPosse a $100 bill to celebrate the day! Me and Stevie will be waving Our crispies while plumping up Our Amazon wishlists in case pigsnot gets drunk and decides to go on another Amazon shopping rampage! Woohoo! Come on ya, jizz covered slime-pig! We want MORE GOODIES! you know you can’t resist for long! We own your crusty old balls and your wallet!
The Day isn’t over yet! Keep your Honeys in the Money! Tonight We will be clinking Our glasses, holding hands and listening for MY phone to “ding” and notify Me of any new donations, Paypal payments and Amazon purchases! ♥ ♥
If you are one of those guys who have My paypal address, PAYPAL Me.
If not, follow this link: Make My Heart Beat Faster with COLD HARD CASH for Valentine’s Day!
Are you a Venmo Ho? Send Me Venmo payments straight to My mobile phone.
We wanna go to this restaurant called The Pearl in the next week or so. Get Us gift cards for it!
Omg, I had the weirdest dream of deryck last night. I wonder if that means he’s reading MY site again?
doomed brit — gag!
