Category Archives: moneyslave

Pay Day Alerts!

Pay Day Alerts!

wankalot’s inheritance has been completely drained.  No more to get there.

However, all money he spends on Me now is from his normal salary.  This morning he sent $300 cash tributes and cleaned out My entire Sundance catalog wishlist for  $742.000 worth of shopping. 🙂

Note to paypiggies:  If you pay ME, email or text Me your pay schedule.  I am going to set notifications to MY phone alerting ME to each of your paydays so I know what day to bombast you the most.

NEW WISHES, BITCHES!
Cozy Fall and Winter Wardrobe Wishes!
Athleta Workout Clothes
Denim Bettona (reviews say they run small so get Tall Xl in blue)
Straight Up Pant size Tall L in asphalt
Prevail Jacket in size L Black
Denim Bettona in green (will get these after the blue.after I know how they fit)

Fall/Winter Wardrobe
LL Bean Sweater Fleece size Large Dark Turquoise

The Lightning Dock  sir wankalot

Hudson Jeans
Straight Leg in Lux size 31

Express
Camo Top for HRC XS
Leopard Tunic L
Denim Light Wash Top one is XS and one in L
Tunic Sweater L black
Express Perfume  We smelled this and liked it.  Buy!
Cocoon Sweater in Wine size L
Water Tiger sweater size L

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sir wankalot from jerkingham — EPIC findom shakedown!

sir wankalot from jerkingham -- EPIC findom shakedown!

pigsnot!  I hope your jealous that someone else has been all up in MY Amazon wishlist..showing ME a good time ever since you pulled another disappearing act!  you better come out of hiding and show Me and MY crew that you still gots what it takes to sassify Our never-ending greed!! hahahahaha!!  5 new Iphones might do it!

Update: 9:41 p.m.  I found out where sir wankalot has gotten all this money!!! his grandma died and left him a small inheritance!!   Correction, left ME a small inheritance!   I think we are up to around $34,000 right now!!!  My head is spinning!   So while he was as at dinner..I kept texting him, telling him how much fun we would have when he got home.   he was sitting there with wood all through dinner and texting Me how much  he wanted to run straight home to his computer..to Me..to shower ME with his money.  After much persistence I found out where this money came from.  And yes, MY little minions..I will enjoy spinning every last dime!  VICTORY POSE!! I AM THE MASTER, bitches!!!

sir wankalot had to go out for some dinner thing.  I told him I’d be here fluffing My wishlist for him.  Getting it warmed up for him..buttering it up, just for MY little sir wankalot! Yeh, when Princess says She’s getting Her wishlist “ready” for you–so She can ravage your wallet when you get back home.it should make you feel like She’s putting Her sexiest red panties on JUST for you.

Update 3:08 p.m.  $19,000!!! For fucking REEEEAL!!!!!!!!!   you know what also rocks about sacking a sad shit for thousands of dollars!!?!  It’s 3 p.m..I’ve been up since 9 and I haven’t eaten a damned thing because I am so high on adrenalin and busy updating MY wishlist and looking for ways to squander his money!  I might wake up a lb skinnier tomorrow!  Bonus!

Update:  Total for today so far is $16,900.  he already started adding it up..so I will post!  SQUeeeeeeee!

Oh Fucking Joy and Rapture!! I woke up today with $500 from sir wankalot!  I sent him an email encouraging him to send more and went back to sleep.  Woke up again to another $500 donation.but this one is monthly recurring. Followed by another $1,000 non recurring donation!  Yowza!  This totally perked ME up and I got out of bed! As I sipped MY coffee, more enormous donations and prezzies rolled in!  I don’t want to put up current tally because I don’t want him adding up everything he has done — because it might freak his ass out!     When he has been milked dry I will announce his tally!  Hell yah!!  ME and MY girlfriend were dancing around the laptop like two evil witches laughing Our asses off!  A big binger always puts a smile on MY face and makes ME feel all spazzy hyper happy!

pantystain bought Me a lovely orange nightgown and sent $100 tribute.  Those little arrow earrings came and they are perfect.  Love them!   twinkie sent $200 and spent a few hundred off MY amazon wishlist.

I am happy as a peach today!

Update: gayson FASTEST wank in the West!!!   No phone call or cam involved.  This is the entirety of gayson’s interaction with ME today!
gayson:  3:17 pm  Princess, I miss you
bitchybeauty:  3:18 pm  Miss MY donation page, asshole!  I’m on a fucking spree today and I’m ready to take your cash too!
gayson:  3:18 pm  paypal?
bitchybeauty:  3:18 pm  that what you usually use?
gayson:  3:19 pm  we change it up
bitchybeauty:  3:19 pm  paypal is great
bitchybeauty:  3:19 pm  500 smackaroos
gayson:  3:21 pm im press send , i love being your bitch
bitchybeauty:  3:22 pm  do it!
gayson:  3:22 pm nobody make my heart pound like u
Sent!
(his name), you have sent $500.00 USD to (Princess’ name)
bitchybeauty:  3:23 pm  still waiting for paypal to let ME know!
gayson: 3:23 pm  may i cum princess?
bitchybeauty  3:24 pm I got it!  spooge all you want, sucker!
gayson:  3:25 pm  thank you princess
bitchybeauty  3:25 pm  hahahaha  omg I had the best day EVER!
I made 20,000 today plus your 500.  I so rock!
gayson:  3:25 pm  you are the only true princess..enjoy your day goddess
bitchybeauty  3:26 pm  you came?
hahahahahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahah
no seriously!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gayson:  3:26 pm  yes, i need to shower.  i was stroking before i messaged you.
bitchybeauty 3:26 pm   I got to post this..this is your fastest wank yet

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Enslaved for LIFE!

Enslaved for LIFE!

Update: sissy tommikins sucked another dick tonight.for 3 friggin hours!  This time he went to the guys apartment.  he found him on the internet.  After being this guy’s cockslave for 3 hours he ran straight home and sent Me $500!!  A perfect day for a sissy! yay tommikins!

Update:  Guess who just did a bit more shopping after putting in his official “resignation” of pig shopping slavery?  Let Me give you a clue!  he’s old, fat, yellow bellied and covered with goo!  pigsnot!  It was only $113 worth of merchandise (sports bras and video games) but I’m sure there is more to come!  Wow pigsnot, “broke up” with Us for an entire 36 hours.   he was back before he even read MY rant about him being “done”.  hahahaha!  Never a dull moment with piggy-pervies!  As long as there is a wish in Our hearts, as long as there are new Apple product on the market, as long as there is a beer in your belly and a drop of sperm in your shriveled little wang..you will always be Our shopping pig!  XOXOXO, happy shopping pigsnot!

So many gifts piled on Me and My posse’s front porches this last week!  pigsnot did another $700 worth of shopping.  As usual, he told Me he was “done”. hahaha!  How many times has he said that??!!  10 computers and 9 ipads later he is still saying it!  pigsnot, you need a beer, a Viagra and a swift kick in the balls!  I own you!  We own you!  you’ve said you were done 2 dozen times before and guess what!?  you come back over and over!  Every corner of MY house reminds ME how weak you are!  My big screen TV, My huge Apple Desk top,  My printers, My ipods,  My shiny Nest Thermostat hanging on the wall, My boots, My leather jackets, the laptop in the bedroom, the laptop in the den, the laptop in the living room, the little tiny laptop I travel with.  I go over to HRC’s or Stevie’s and I am reminded again how weak you are!  Their big screen TVs, their phones, their computers, ipads, digital cameras, video games and gobs of gadgets..ALL PAID for by pigsnot!!!!  bitch, if it plugs in to the wall, you most likely bought it for US!  We got more Apples than the Apple store up in here!!  lol ! lol! lol!   We are updating Our wishlists and you will continue to shop–because that was what you were born to do!    Get to it, old man!

heeheeheee!

Ok, so ukraine sent $500 and bought Me $200 pair of jeans. 🙂  slavey davey sent $300 cash and a rocking pair of outdoorsy distressed Frye boots.  Very high quality pair of boots.  I am very pleased with them.  Sent tommikins our tab for today.had a few drinks at the Wing shop.  Of course he happily picked up the tab like the good little sissy wimp that he is.

screwy stewy picked up all the items we needed to pimp out the new white bike plus bought some more surprises!

$400 from some new guy with a thing for legs.

ludgerella! you fat pink german sissy!  Oh you deutschland dicklicker!!   Get your ass on your computer, I am compiling a HUGE shopping list just for you!

 

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Chores for My Whores

Chores for My Whores

My Netflix gift card is expiring in a few days! Somebody buy ME a new one quickly!  Get 12 months! pantystain

Guess who sent ME yet another $500 cash last night!!  sissy tommikins!!!  he also sucked another dick!

Who bought the green awning mat?  First I thought screwy stewy bought it, but he reviewed his orders and it’s not there.  However he sent ME $70 to cover it when he saw the note I posted! hahahaha!   If you bought the awning mat, email ME.  I want to return it.

screwy stewy, email ME the order # for the outdoor carpet you sent ME.  I’ve decided that I won’t need it .  Another slave bought ME a beautiful colorful one and I think I will only need it, not the huge green one.  Also send ME the order # for the flip-flops.  I need to exchange them for a size larger, they run small.

 

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Back from camping!

Back from camping!

Had a blast!  We have so much more shit we need for the camper.  First it was blistering hot and humid.then it rained on Us..but We still enjoyed Ourselves.  My Amazon list continues to grow.  We are going out for another weekend RV trip in a few weeks.  Get to shopping!  Lot of camp gear!  Need the camping tables before Our next trip.  Our old card table was too heavy and bulky.  We got through the entire set up and set down of the trailer.  We were pretty proud of Ourselves.  I am going to have one of you buy Me a few accessories for the equalizer hitch.  Will add them to MY list later.  We did make some hillbillies dump Our sewage.  That is some grossness!

Don’t have any camping pics to post because I would have too many people to blur out.  But here’s  a picture of My camping coffee mug purchased by slavey davey.
mug

Etsy Goodies
Fun stuff for the RV
Lady Guadalupe oven mitt/set  actually I want this for home
Kitsche Loteria Wall Frame
Senorita Cosmetic Bag

Look what We grew in Our garden!  Our first zucchini ever.  I bet all you cock gobblers are slobbering.  This baby would fit in your man-gynas perfectly.
zuchi

 

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Brought My New Toy Home

Well backing up a 27″ trailer is harder than I thought, but I’m getting it!  Usually when it comes to stuff, I like the biggest and the best — but I am glad We kept it on the reasonable side.

Here’s a picture of Our little kitchen.
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Our little bathroom area.
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Few of Us Girls sitting inside drinking beers after bringing it home.
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BP GAS CARDS!   SHELL GAS CARDSEXXon you can’t buy Us too many of these!  Go to your local BP, Shell, Speedway and buy us LOTS of gas!

My Amazon Wishlist is FULL of new stuff to buy!  I don’t want to haul stuff between the trailer and the MY kitchen.  I want all new stuff for the RV.

HRC wants these Dipper pants from Athetla.  Get size 2 in regular length  Khakina
Dipper pants for ME size 12 Tall Black slavey davey

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Weekend Women Warriors

Weekend Women Warriors

Update: ludgerella from the sissy shire popped some Viagra and sent $400.  you’re not done spoiling ME, ludgerella!
My brake control for the RV showed up today. (from slavey davey)  Will have My local install it.  We actually are bringing home the trailer Friday!  Yay!

Phewww..what a weekend.  Spent it running across the state looking at damned RV’s.  We have been going in all kinds of directions..should we get a class C?  Should we get a Travel Trailer?  Class C We won’t have to hitch and unhitch it..but then we’d have to tow a smaller vehicle.  Class C lose their value quicker.  Travel trailer will take less gas. Travel trailers might be hard to tow. Fifth Wheels are easier to hitch up.  Class C would be easy to drive.  Where will we store it?   Class C,  5th Wheels, Travel Trailer.  Oh My!  Well, I think we have finally come to a decision.  We are going with the travel trailer and probably keep it around 27 ft.   We will probably just use for the weekend and week long jaunts.  Looking at RV’s in the summer is no fun!  Should have done this shit in fall!   Going in and out of all those un-airconditioned RV’s is miserable in this heat!   Have you seen the inside of some of those 5th Wheelers? Huge kitchen and bar and chandeliers and shit.  They are BIG!  I’ll get one when I’m an old lady.  Slap a big ol’ rainbow sticker on the back.   Take a slave to drive the beast around and make him sleep outside in a little pup tent.

My Amazon wishlist is looking kinda butch!  Generators and power jacks!  I’ll probably be hooking My Lamborghini hair-dryer to that generator because I’m sure I’ll blow a fuse diffusing MY friggin hair for an hour.  This is some serious business!! haha!  Get to shopping bitches.  We will be slapping up a lot of cheaper, smaller houseware items for the RV too.    I think we will probably get it this weekend.  Found a good deal in a nearby state, so will be on the road most of the weekend.  We are gonna be pissing Our pants driving that thing home the first day.  22 feet of truck plus almost 30 foot of trailer.  First time I’ve ever towed anything.

ludgerella.  Send ME that pic with the dildo in your yap and pop 3 Viagra.  We have shopping to do!

Anonymous way to send ME money! GIFT ROCKET  Those of you who want to do check debit and use Amex can use this as well.  NO MORE FUCKING EXCUSES!

 

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