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World Domination

World Domination

My $700 Canada Goose coat came! Unfortunately, it didn’t fit. 🙁 I sent it back and will re-order smaller when I get the refund. I really hope the next fits. I’m a bit nervous because the back and bust was nearly perfect but the waist was quite big..so it was quite unflattering. Damned My broad shoulders!  These Canada Goose coats are pretty bulky but absolutely the warmest coat I have ever worn! I could only wear it for a minute or two before I totally overheated.

Guess what! I now have an Arab and a slave from India who are paying.  Today the Arab sent his first payment of $175. his English was hysterical. Here’s some memorable quotes:
“i swear in Your name to obey i will stop eat out side and stop smoke hookah or go to cafe shope with my arabs diaper heads friends”
“i will only eat in home, Goddess, my mom cock everyday God bless America”
Then when I corrected him and assured him he didn’t want to eat his mom’s cock every day, he said,
“Why dont eat my mom cock Goddess, it is cheaper than eating outside?”

hahaha! Fun with Foreign Freaks!

hairlip is so whipped! he continues his daily tributes and buys goodies from MY Amazon wishlist.

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Princess fan in the Bone Zone!

Princess fan in the Bone Zone!

Soo I ordered that $700 Canada Goose coat using Princess fan’s $700 GC.  I actually got the short version.  I hope it fits cute.  If not, I might send it back and exchange for the long one.I was having such a hard time deciding between the two parkas!  Since Princess fan was whipped into a frenzy, I took advantage of it and suckered him out of this $225  fur aviator hat also from Canada Goose.   Almost a $1,000 day for him.  Not too bad!

Mac Makeup Studio Fix get color NW20***

Nordstrom
Expensive Giorgio Armani Foundation Get in 5

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Wishes and More Wishes!

Wishes and More Wishes!

Aww.isn’t it amazing how I can continue to replenish MY wishlists after you losers buy up item after item!?    Today I will be available for calls and chitchat on yahoo messenger because I am staying home.  It’s COLD and icky again!  Amuse Me My darling doggies, by shopping and sending your cash on this chilly Saturday!   Wag your tail in front of MY wishlist, drool like the mutt you are and beg to shop and pay Me!!

Convo between Me and gayson today:
gayson: I’ve been trying to rehab and change my sexual addictions.  I can’t live like this forever  Princess, would you ever grant your mercy for me to try and change? Please?
Princess: Never!  I will tempt you into sending ME money constantly ..your only escape is DEATH!  Now go make a donation and prove how utterly and completely you FAIL AT LIFE!  hahahahahhahaaha!
gayson: My credit cards are shut down, my credit sucks, I have to sell things to get by. You’ve taken 20 k , you’ve wiped my savings
Princess:  your cc is not shut down, you compulsive  liar.  I’ll let you send 300.since you are broke.
gayson:  I can’t use it till I pay the balance
Princess:  Go to the bank and pull 300 and send in the mail.  Be sure to buy a Valentines card to put the money in and write.”i  LOVE YOU more than my family.  p.s. i fail at life. ”
gayson:  Why do you do this to me? I need to change. I need to stop feeling ashamed.  You make me feel pathetic and silly
Princess:  you need to do what I tell you.  you NEED to please ME.  you NEED to send ME Valentine money as I laugh at you for being pathetic and silly.  THAT is WHAT you fucking NEED
gayson:  I just can’t believe this is my reality
Princess:  it is
gayson:  I try not to think of you
Princess:  you should be thinking of ME daily.  praying on your knees, facing the Holy Land, Ohio.  Go get Me $300.
gayson:  i’ m afraid to say no to you
Princess:  you can not say no to Me.  I designed your brain to obey.
gayson:  What if I try to say no?
Princess:  you won’t
gayson:  It’s gonna make me go overdraft
Princess: that’s even better!  hahahahaha!  Send ME a picture of your overdraft so I can have a good giggle
gayson:  This should not make me hard
Princess:  It does!  Now do it!
gayson sends $300:
gayson:  That was the last time Princess, I need to stop
Princess: you wont ever stop!  you were born to spoil Me
gayson: I sent 300
Princess:  I see!  I win! you lose! get used to it!
gayson:  I can’t keep this up, it’s too overwhelming
Princess:  if you over-draft, send Me a picture..cuz that would be HIGHsterical! you will keep it up. always!  Payday after payday I get My part.just like Uncle Sam
gayson:  I need to go, this feels like rock bottom.  Bye Princess
Princess:  hahahahhahahahahaha!
Offline
gayson has signed out.
HAHAHA! this conversation has been going on over and over for YEARS!!

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Shopping sluts and hindu pigpoo!

Shopping sluts and hindu pigpoo!

$500 from the new slave from India!  For now, I’m calling him bollywoody unless something else strikes ME.  I know I might seem more exuberant than usual about his mediocre donations, but this is quite amazing for a guy from India.  As you all know, I generally hate subs from India.   All they ever send is stupid emails begging for freebies and foot pics or requests to compensate ME with really bad photoshop animations.  This guy makes like $800 a month and poops in a hole in a ground.  I am pretty sure that this proves that most of you slaves from the US and Europe should be sending Me even more money than you already do! hahaha!
Downlight Jacket get size L Tall in Teal

Helly Hansen Boots I Want IMMEDIATELY! Used some of the cash from bollywoody to purchase these because he wanted to buy ME these boots but shops wouldn’t accept his credit card from India.  Oh I hope these fit because these boots are so beautiful!  (Same pair that pigsnot bought HRC but different color).

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Keep Me Warm! Shopping and spending your $$$$ is HOT!

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Just colored My hair again, pantystain!  Pretty huh!? Thought I’d snap a quick one before I went out tonight.  Another frigid night!  Coat by Princess fan.  I think the Uggs wool headband was by hairlip.

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Iphone shot of Me and HRC’s new boots by pigsnot! (I’m on the right and I still have the tag on the boot)  I absolutely LOVE HRC’s pair and want the same ones!  Amazon doesn’t have them in MY size.  They are SO adorable! I really want.  They run small and don’t carry 10.5 in Womens so I’m going to go with a man’s 9.  GET THEM NOW!

Downlight Jacket get size L Tall in Purple.

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pigsnot retired for 6 minutes today

Update:  Boo!! pigsnot!  I think they canceled your Ipad!    pigsnot doesn’t cancel shit.so I’m sure it was Amazon.  I notice that it’s no longer available Amazon Prime ..so it might have been a stock problem.  Email ME, pigsnot! We need to fix this asap!  you stupid little piss-pig! you should be on top of this! pigsnot contacted ME, Amazon froze his account, waiting to see if they open it.  Annoying! Now it won’t get here by Christmas!

hairlip has been buying lots of awesome goodies!  Opal earrings from Etsy, boots, winter accessories and much more!  he’s also been faithful at sending his daily tributes $10 three times a day. 🙂 slavey davey got Me yet another pair of Hudson jeans and terrance bought a pair of Hudson’s that were on sale!

Yeh, pigsnot said he “quit” again.  But then 6 minutes later I had him squealing like the little cunt-piggy he is!!  he continued shopping!  Since most of his shopping lately has been for MY Sisters, I had him get ME a few things!   he also got MY Sisters’ both Apple TVs.  pigsnot called Me on the phone and started drinking and begged ME to have VTG add more things to Her wishlist, then the little fucker disappeared!  What the hell?  you piece of soft, stinking shit!  I wasn’t done yet!  I hadn’t completely FUBAR’ed you yet!  Get your ass back here pigsnot and spread those cheeks for further fucking!
hahahaha!

Oh, My newest slave is turning out to be slightly amusing.   I haven’t named him yet.  he’s going to be clipping coupons like June Booboo to save money!  I sent him out with his grocery list for the week.  he went to Aldi’s to get some generic food.   We will see how far we can stretch  $8.58!  Personally I think he can get TWO weeks out of this!    The less he spends on himself — The more he spends on Me!    So here’s  a shot of his grocery trip.

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Best Time!

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Totally freezing up here, but wow it is BEAUTIFUL!  Having an awesome time!  you have SO much to be Thankful for!  A Goddess to love and adore!    Coat bought by pigsnot last winter.

Items have been disappearing off My amazon wishlist!  Hoover Vacuum, awesome pair of Sorel Boots, Slippers, Pj’s, Fleece Jacket, Thermo Running Tights for HRC, a few Eddie Bauer sweater items.  I keep updating it, so keep at it!  Today you might find some sales if you are lucky!

hairlip has been making daily $10 tributes 3 times a day plus doing some shopping.  he  also just sent $200 to spend towards My favorite Curly Hair Salon!

Athleta has a sale 20% off Today Only (Friday)  Get to shopping.  They rarely have sales.

The frigid weather has inspired ME to start looking for more cold weather gear.  Added a shitload of Winter snow boots to My Amazon wishlist.  Get to cracking, boys!  Make your donations at MY new updated DONATION page.

WISHES
One Diffuser  My stylist recommended this one.so get it now!

Athleta
Pasasana Sweater L in plum
Tana Top in L Grey
Pants for HRC size small black
Warm pants for HRC size 4 in black
Echo Stripey Hat Grey Heather
Cable Headband in cobblestone
Fairisle gloves in chocolate heather
Echo Matching Gloves  Grey Heather

Zappos
Cashmere sweater L Grenadine
Striped zip jacket ***L in Rouge
Billabong Sweater S in Dune
Rinah Sweater S

SPAS & RESORTS
FireSkyResort Gift Cards in Scottsdale AZ about 240/night  buy at least $500 at a time.

Other Stuff
Hair Salon Gift Certificates  both ME and HRC get Our hair done here.

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