I got another $1500 from oliver twisted and another $500 from young  jeremy b the original doucheness.  oooh jeremy doucheness’ girlfriend found My charges on his card and is pissed! She’s been googling Sierra Horizons and so far hasn’t stumbled upon it..if she gets smart and googles Sierra Horizons Ohio he’s soooo busted! lol  you don’t need her anymore, jeremy!  you know you only wuv your Bitchy Princess! heeheee!

twinky sent $1,000 yesterday and did some shopping too.  The twinkster never fails his Princess.

toiletbrush the last order from Boston Proper did NOT arrive!! What the fuck???

fagarina! Where’s that envelope of money I’m suppose to be getting??

Well la-dee-da. Princess has been raking in the dough!  oliver twisted popped up and did $1,000.   hairlip sent $300 cash plus spent  hundreds of dollars on shopping!  he bought Me a ring,  $130 meaningful beauty makeup I wanted,  leather boots and I think a bunch of new jeans.  Update  Me on the shopping haul, hairlip. Give Me the total so I can tell the world  how much I got out of you.  lolol  you are SOoOOo easy.  Isn’t it funny how just  ONE simple email from HER ROYAL HOTNESS can erupt into a total spendfest so quickly and effortlessly??

Then jackass galore Princess fan sent $600.  I still fucking hate your ass!  $500 from pedro!  twinkie also sent $500 as well as buy Me another down comforter and some more stuff off amazon.  All this totals are from just today, by the way.  I wuv days like this!!

tittyboy is finally going to get a fake vajayjay.  Buhbye penis, hello “pajayjay”!  I’m sure he’s so excited about getting his own frankenpussy. hahahhahaha!  KRaaaaaziness!

Update: Just got $500 from senor doggy and his untrusty sidekick pequeno!

Yeh.so pedro couldn’t quit ME. hahaha Like I am surprised.  NOT!  I got $500 out of him like 2 days later! HA!  stewy came out of the woodwork and sent $500 too and latex lover did $500 as well.  stewy.I don’t think I’ve quite fucked you over enough..how about you send another $500!?  fagarina got fucked out of another $600.  heehee  It’s soo unfair to take advantage of such a helpless little fairy like I do!  oliver twisted! I know you have money again. TIME TO FUCKING COUGH IT UP!  And stop asking Me if I will kill you.  you are such an idiot.  Why ever would I kill you while you are still capable of working and earning ME more dinero?  Like you are going to come to the US..so I can “kill” you.  Like I’m going to risk going to jail to fulfill your fantasy.   I don’t have to fucking kill you bastards.  Once you QUIT being of use to Me.you no longer serve any real purpose.  you are good as dead!  I don’t have to kill you..you’ve killed yourself.  you’re a freak with no real purpose.the universe knows there is NO real reason for you to exist.so the universe will expel you..shit you right out!  your health will fail, your life will crumble, you’ll get sick, lose your health insurance and suffer til the end of your last crappy days.  hahahha!  Awww.that was the sweetest thing I ever said to you, wasn’t it, oliver?  Now go send Me $1,000 and be grateful that I gave you one single reason to live yet another day.

I’m back from My little trip and all is well.  There is shopping to do, so I will get back to perusing sites and looking for ways to better spend your money!  Adieu, My little turdlings!

Hello My little minions.  I feel girly and twirly today and ready to shop.  fatmac I have yet to find out if that osmosis thingy we were talking about will get rid of the flouride. do a search on the item and see if you can find out for sure!  I am going out of town next week for a little get away I will be back in just 5 days.  A little bit business and little bit pleasure..I’m sure you are all dying to know what I’m doing and where I am going.but I prefer to remain mysterious.

Holy fuck.  I want to scratch My eyes out.  I just watched a man put a grapefruit up his ass.  Yes, he was on his webcam and stuck an ENORMOUS grapefruit up his ass..it as like he was giving birth. WHY oh WHY did I look?  I mean, I had to look but yet My stomach was churning.  you freaks are such absolute MUTANTS some time!  What the fuck?!  So then I made him cut it in half and stick it up his ass and he was screaming that it was burning his butt.  That made the entire presentation a bit more enjoyable.  However, I am not convinced his pain wasn’t all an act..so those of you who have a grapefruit on hand, try it and report back.

Hi spazzy mcjunkies!  Have you been missing Me?  I’ve been running around like a goon the last few weeks, busy with this and that.  Hopefully it will slow down a bit next week and you dumbfucks will get more time with ME. But until then, open up your wallets and PAY PAY PAY!!!

fagarina! Did you get that $300 in the mail???  fagarina got to buy some towels, the rug, get his card banged for $400 and still gets to send crispies in the mail. WOW! he’s sooo lucky!!!!

MORE SHOPPING!!  toiletbrush get this in Large Black.

So I’ve been fucking wallets but not reporting it all.  I just got $900 from pedro. he’s so damned addicted.  Boys have been shopping left and right and I just got some guy to buy Me this rubber dress. vintage furfreak sent $1,000 today too.

mrobot reactivated and sent $300.  Seems that robot had a little short circuit and got lost..but of course I got a read on his tracking system and found him. robots in MY robot army STAY robots in MY army until they have nothing left to their names.then they become scrap metal and I just throw them in a trash heap and laugh as they rust!!  he will be back in a few days to pay another $300 because I wrote that in his programming..of course, he agreed automatically..how could he not?

chewtoy sent ME the most beautiful orchid of all time. I do love orchids!  For his reward he gets the new electric probe in his bung!  I wonder what will happen?!

Mean posts always make Me big bucks! I just got $1500 from oliver twist and $400 from loopy for legs. hahahaha!

loopy it’s been FOREVER since your last donation.  Here’s your reward for the $400 you sent–I’m posting your BIG FAT FUGLY MUG for the world to see!  Yikes! How does your wife stomach snuggling up to that fleshy mound of fug??  you’re like King of Queens with a mustache and a furry ass chin. Christ, I hate fat guys with clefts in their chin.  It always look like a real hairy fat droopy butt.  you look so skeezy you make MY skin crawl.  FOR REALS! hahahahaha!

***edit*** removed loopy’s photo because he bought it off MY site. lol!

So jackasses.  There’s something THAT really pisses ME off. When you fuckers dink around and say you will buy something..and don’t..keep playing the “this in the basket?” game..and MY item sells out. It’s FUCKS like you who LOSE all your shopping privileges and are deprived anymore wardrobe shopping.which is FUCKING fine with Me.because  I’d rather fucking take your cash and pay for new air conditioners, wood floors, vacations and go to the mall and actually TRY on what I am buying.  Princess fan fucked around a few weeks ago..and got FUCKED out of $1,000 penalty for this SAME shenanigans. Then he is stupid enough to turn around and beg and beg to shop again.cuz shopping fucking turns him on.more than actually “FULFILLING MY desires for COLD HARD CASH”..how FUCKING SICK IS THAT???  So I kindly give him another chance..and what does he do?? Goes back to his “dinking” around and 2 items that were there a week ago when I FIRST demanded him to buy  them.are now on 30 day back order. FUCK you.  ( toiletbrush made up to ME for his mistake..so he has been removed from this shitlist. ) Now  fucks like this are begging to shop again. Again I say. FUCK you.  Even if you successfully buy 1200$’s and LIE about $300 ..you are NOTHING but a ZERO and LIAR in MY eyes. Why FUCK around with you pieces of shit.when I have good slaves like twinkie and vintage furfreak..who BUY..and SUCCESSFULLY buy ALL the items I demand the FIRST day I send the link??  So Princess fan, if you want to regain your shopping privileges.you will have to pay a $600 fee.  Putting the same item in your bag every day for a week might give you wood, but it does NOTHING for ME.  you are BEYOND pathetic.  Good bye jackasses.  I have real slaves to shop for ME.

Oh I haven’t updated Forevah!  I do have to mention that sir gayson suckalot the lesser spent $500 because he gets his 3 inch weenie tied in a knot when I don’t report his tributes!

For the rest of you..it’s been so long it be impossible to report.

THE NEVER ENDING SHOPPING LIST
I still didn’t get this leopard skirt!!  wtf!?  BUY IT NOW! size 12 fulfilled by fatty
Leopard sash skirt size 12 fulfilled by twinkie
Zebra earrings
Top on ebay I want.