Update: sissy tommikins sucked another dick tonight.for 3 friggin hours! This time he went to the guys apartment. he found him on the internet. After being this guy’s cockslave for 3 hours he ran straight home and sent Me $500!! A perfect day for a sissy! yay tommikins!
Update: Guess who just did a bit more shopping after putting in his official “resignation” of pig shopping slavery? Let Me give you a clue! he’s old, fat, yellow bellied and covered with goo! pigsnot! It was only $113 worth of merchandise (sports bras and video games) but I’m sure there is more to come! Wow pigsnot, “broke up” with Us for an entire 36 hours. he was back before he even read MY rant about him being “done”. hahahaha! Never a dull moment with piggy-pervies! As long as there is a wish in Our hearts, as long as there are new Apple product on the market, as long as there is a beer in your belly and a drop of sperm in your shriveled little wang..you will always be Our shopping pig! XOXOXO, happy shopping pigsnot!
So many gifts piled on Me and My posse’s front porches this last week! pigsnot did another $700 worth of shopping. As usual, he told Me he was “done”. hahaha! How many times has he said that??!! 10 computers and 9 ipads later he is still saying it! pigsnot, you need a beer, a Viagra and a swift kick in the balls! I own you! We own you! you’ve said you were done 2 dozen times before and guess what!? you come back over and over! Every corner of MY house reminds ME how weak you are! My big screen TV, My huge Apple Desk top, My printers, My ipods, My shiny Nest Thermostat hanging on the wall, My boots, My leather jackets, the laptop in the bedroom, the laptop in the den, the laptop in the living room, the little tiny laptop I travel with. I go over to HRC’s or Stevie’s and I am reminded again how weak you are! Their big screen TVs, their phones, their computers, ipads, digital cameras, video games and gobs of gadgets..ALL PAID for by pigsnot!!!! bitch, if it plugs in to the wall, you most likely bought it for US! We got more Apples than the Apple store up in here!! lol ! lol! lol! We are updating Our wishlists and you will continue to shop–because that was what you were born to do! Get to it, old man!
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Ok, so ukraine sent $500 and bought Me $200 pair of jeans. 🙂 slavey davey sent $300 cash and a rocking pair of outdoorsy distressed Frye boots. Very high quality pair of boots. I am very pleased with them. Sent tommikins our tab for today.had a few drinks at the Wing shop. Of course he happily picked up the tab like the good little sissy wimp that he is.
screwy stewy picked up all the items we needed to pimp out the new white bike plus bought some more surprises!
$400 from some new guy with a thing for legs.
ludgerella! you fat pink german sissy! Oh you deutschland dicklicker!! Get your ass on your computer, I am compiling a HUGE shopping list just for you!