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pigsnot! Santa Sploogey!

pigsnot!  Santa Sploogey!

Update:  Yahooo!!  Oh Mah Gawd pigsnot just bought the Holy Mother a Macbook Pro too!!  I’m adding one more computer for the other sister!! Goddess Bless Us, every one of Us!  Merry Xmas to Me and Mine, bitchboys!

Update:  The Macbook pigsnot purchased officially shipped!  Now I am working on  pigsnot  trying to get another one for My Mama!

Plus screwy stewy bought Me the $400 Dyson Heater on MY wishlist! Yahoo!!  Here’s why I like screwy stewy more than the majority of you.  Look at his sweet email.

Dearest Princess
i am in a quandary and am humbly asking for Your advice.  As you know, i am struggling financially.  Recently, i consolidated everything into one loan which is just barely leaving me enough to get by on. i thought i better keep one credit card for emergencies – it has a small limit on it.  So far so good.  Except that for several days now i keep looking at the Dyson heater on Your Amazon Wishlist – especially since You added the words: “Would love to have this! Keep us Warm and Cozy as We cuddle and watch movies while you SUFFER!.  The phrase just keeps rolling around in my head because i know that if i used my card to buy this for You it may mean that i am unable to use my heating this winter – i really would be suffering, and part of me knows that do that would be absoute madness.  On the other hand, the thought of You and Your Girl Friends  being warm and cozy while i shiver just seems the most exciting thing in the world – to know i would be in real hardship so that You can enjoy a luxury that You could easily afford if You wished but far prefer to have a pathetic, worthless fool like me pay for.
 
Last night i could barely sleep for thinking about it – one minute thinking yes, another thinking no.  Tonight i looked at Your Wishlist in the hope that someone else will have purchased it, but they haven’t and so it is eating away at me again.
 
Oh please, most perfect Princess, i humbly beg You to let me know what i should do?  What would be the best thing i should do for Your sake?  i humbly beg and beseech You to let me know.
Your hopeless
screwy stewy

pigsnot is back!  he came up to tell Me that some loser had been impersonating him on ask.fm asking to buy stuff.    Lame.  No, seriously. Lame.  you know you have hit rock bottom when you pretend to be pigsnot.   hahahhahaha!  Anyway, first he said he couldn’t shop.he “was so sorry”..blah blah. wah.wah..ect. ect.  I starting coaxing him and voila! he  bought My Sister a new laptop and The Holy Mother a Kindle!   A Christmas Miracle! Nah, not really!  Just another day of being the Princess of Awesome!  Hellz Ya!  Soon as this ships, he promises more shopping!  XMAS Yay!!!!

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Best Time!

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Totally freezing up here, but wow it is BEAUTIFUL!  Having an awesome time!  you have SO much to be Thankful for!  A Goddess to love and adore!    Coat bought by pigsnot last winter.

Items have been disappearing off My amazon wishlist!  Hoover Vacuum, awesome pair of Sorel Boots, Slippers, Pj’s, Fleece Jacket, Thermo Running Tights for HRC, a few Eddie Bauer sweater items.  I keep updating it, so keep at it!  Today you might find some sales if you are lucky!

hairlip has been making daily $10 tributes 3 times a day plus doing some shopping.  he  also just sent $200 to spend towards My favorite Curly Hair Salon!

Athleta has a sale 20% off Today Only (Friday)  Get to shopping.  They rarely have sales.

The frigid weather has inspired ME to start looking for more cold weather gear.  Added a shitload of Winter snow boots to My Amazon wishlist.  Get to cracking, boys!  Make your donations at MY new updated DONATION page.

WISHES
One Diffuser  My stylist recommended this one.so get it now!

Athleta
Pasasana Sweater L in plum
Tana Top in L Grey
Pants for HRC size small black
Warm pants for HRC size 4 in black
Echo Stripey Hat Grey Heather
Cable Headband in cobblestone
Fairisle gloves in chocolate heather
Echo Matching Gloves  Grey Heather

Zappos
Cashmere sweater L Grenadine
Striped zip jacket ***L in Rouge
Billabong Sweater S in Dune
Rinah Sweater S

SPAS & RESORTS
FireSkyResort Gift Cards in Scottsdale AZ about 240/night  buy at least $500 at a time.

Other Stuff
Hair Salon Gift Certificates  both ME and HRC get Our hair done here.

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Pay Day Alerts!

Pay Day Alerts!

wankalot’s inheritance has been completely drained.  No more to get there.

However, all money he spends on Me now is from his normal salary.  This morning he sent $300 cash tributes and cleaned out My entire Sundance catalog wishlist for  $742.000 worth of shopping. 🙂

Note to paypiggies:  If you pay ME, email or text Me your pay schedule.  I am going to set notifications to MY phone alerting ME to each of your paydays so I know what day to bombast you the most.

NEW WISHES, BITCHES!
Cozy Fall and Winter Wardrobe Wishes!
Athleta Workout Clothes
Denim Bettona (reviews say they run small so get Tall Xl in blue)
Straight Up Pant size Tall L in asphalt
Prevail Jacket in size L Black
Denim Bettona in green (will get these after the blue.after I know how they fit)

Fall/Winter Wardrobe
LL Bean Sweater Fleece size Large Dark Turquoise

The Lightning Dock  sir wankalot

Hudson Jeans
Straight Leg in Lux size 31

Express
Camo Top for HRC XS
Leopard Tunic L
Denim Light Wash Top one is XS and one in L
Tunic Sweater L black
Express Perfume  We smelled this and liked it.  Buy!
Cocoon Sweater in Wine size L
Water Tiger sweater size L

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Enslaved for LIFE!

Enslaved for LIFE!

Update: sissy tommikins sucked another dick tonight.for 3 friggin hours!  This time he went to the guys apartment.  he found him on the internet.  After being this guy’s cockslave for 3 hours he ran straight home and sent Me $500!!  A perfect day for a sissy! yay tommikins!

Update:  Guess who just did a bit more shopping after putting in his official “resignation” of pig shopping slavery?  Let Me give you a clue!  he’s old, fat, yellow bellied and covered with goo!  pigsnot!  It was only $113 worth of merchandise (sports bras and video games) but I’m sure there is more to come!  Wow pigsnot, “broke up” with Us for an entire 36 hours.   he was back before he even read MY rant about him being “done”.  hahahaha!  Never a dull moment with piggy-pervies!  As long as there is a wish in Our hearts, as long as there are new Apple product on the market, as long as there is a beer in your belly and a drop of sperm in your shriveled little wang..you will always be Our shopping pig!  XOXOXO, happy shopping pigsnot!

So many gifts piled on Me and My posse’s front porches this last week!  pigsnot did another $700 worth of shopping.  As usual, he told Me he was “done”. hahaha!  How many times has he said that??!!  10 computers and 9 ipads later he is still saying it!  pigsnot, you need a beer, a Viagra and a swift kick in the balls!  I own you!  We own you!  you’ve said you were done 2 dozen times before and guess what!?  you come back over and over!  Every corner of MY house reminds ME how weak you are!  My big screen TV, My huge Apple Desk top,  My printers, My ipods,  My shiny Nest Thermostat hanging on the wall, My boots, My leather jackets, the laptop in the bedroom, the laptop in the den, the laptop in the living room, the little tiny laptop I travel with.  I go over to HRC’s or Stevie’s and I am reminded again how weak you are!  Their big screen TVs, their phones, their computers, ipads, digital cameras, video games and gobs of gadgets..ALL PAID for by pigsnot!!!!  bitch, if it plugs in to the wall, you most likely bought it for US!  We got more Apples than the Apple store up in here!!  lol ! lol! lol!   We are updating Our wishlists and you will continue to shop–because that was what you were born to do!    Get to it, old man!

heeheeheee!

Ok, so ukraine sent $500 and bought Me $200 pair of jeans. 🙂  slavey davey sent $300 cash and a rocking pair of outdoorsy distressed Frye boots.  Very high quality pair of boots.  I am very pleased with them.  Sent tommikins our tab for today.had a few drinks at the Wing shop.  Of course he happily picked up the tab like the good little sissy wimp that he is.

screwy stewy picked up all the items we needed to pimp out the new white bike plus bought some more surprises!

$400 from some new guy with a thing for legs.

ludgerella! you fat pink german sissy!  Oh you deutschland dicklicker!!   Get your ass on your computer, I am compiling a HUGE shopping list just for you!

 

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The scent of money

The scent of money

amsterdam ham got Me the $160 mirror off My amazon wishlist.  Good work!

$500 from sissy tommikins!  he also went to the bookstore and got his ebony dream dick!!   I’ve been on a roll, bitches!  Keep it coming in, boy toys!

fagarella the internet sissy whore just sent $2,000!  hahaha! Dumb fucking auss-tranny! fagarella is notorious for wasting financial dominatrices’ time.  But I have mystical powers and can smell when he has cash.  I totally ignore him until I smell the scent of his Australian dollars mixed with just the right amount of alcohol..then POW!!!  Fuck every dime out of him!  Fuck you, fagarella!

Oh almost forgot louzer sent $200!  Bout time, louzer.  you’ve been hiding for too long!   Come back in your wife’s panties and pay some more!

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Heart Breaker, Dream Maker, Money Taker

Heart Breaker, Dream Maker, Money Taker

$100 from pantystain, $300 from terrance, $100 from anonymous, a ring and a blow dryer from sissy tommikins!  fatmac got a few items off Stevie’s list for Vday.  For the rest of you, scumsuckers!!  If you haven’t sent your Valentine’s day gift yet, I will let you send it today + a $50 Vday late fee. hahahaha!  toiletbrush!  Where the fuck are you!?

Hi boys!  A little Valentine’s Day update!

So far today, whilst out enjoying Our day, I got $300 from screwy stewy, $250 from tomtheturd and $500 from twinkie.  And let’s not forget the $1,000 Vday gift tommikins sent last night. 🙂  pigsnot gave ME and each one of My PowerPosse a $100 bill to celebrate the day!  Me and Stevie will be waving Our crispies while plumping up Our Amazon wishlists in case pigsnot gets drunk and decides to go on another Amazon shopping rampage!  Woohoo!  Come on ya, jizz covered slime-pig!  We want MORE GOODIES!  you know you can’t resist for long!  We own your crusty old balls and your wallet!

The Day isn’t over yet!  Keep your Honeys in the Money!  Tonight We will be clinking Our glasses, holding hands and listening for MY phone to “ding” and notify Me of any new donations, Paypal payments  and Amazon purchases! ♥ ♥ 

If you are one of those guys who have My paypal address,  PAYPAL Me.
If not, follow this link:  Make My Heart Beat Faster with COLD HARD CASH for Valentine’s Day! 

Are you a Venmo Ho?  Send Me Venmo payments straight to My mobile phone.

We wanna go to this restaurant called The Pearl in the next week or so.  Get Us gift cards for it!

Omg, I had the weirdest dream of deryck last night.  I wonder if that means he’s reading MY site again?

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Valentine’s Treats for your Sweety!

Valentine's Treats for your Sweety!

We wanna go to this restaurant called The Pearl.  Get Us gift cards for it!

Update:  $1,000 from sissy tommikins!! The pictures I sent of Us on hockey night were just too amazing!  he caved and immediately paid!  yaaaay!!

screwy stewy  I sent you the email for the email I want you to send the cash to.  That other email is no longer active, so make sure not to send to it.

screwy stewy: My framed art showed up today! LOVE IT!  I also decided to send back 2 of the 3 cast iron candle holders you got Me.  They were WAY bigger than I imagined.  Hopefully Amazon will give ME the credit.  This return was a bit different, because it was such a big box.  Keep an eye on your credit card statement and if you get any amazon refunds let ME know, so you can quickly compensate Me!

Make My Heart Beat Faster with COLD HARD CASH for Valentine’s Day!  Since I started totally ignoring My birthdays, this is now MY Holiday.  My sweety took the day off and we will be spending it together. Wining, dining..and other ing words you are not even allowed to think about.  you will all stay close to your computers sending Me your cash or shopping MY wishlist and fulfilling MY every heart’s desire.  Feel free to fuel your desire for Me with liquor as you click pay buttons and max your credit cards!  **Pinky wave!**

fagarina! Did you buy your new wig yet, you flaming fairy berry?

–WISHLIST
I can’t get enough of Etsy and it’s one-of-kind items.  Also.I try to choose items made from Females.  So your money goes to an artistic Woman and I get the item I want!
Infinite Beauty Knick-knack
Mermaid Box
Magic Knick-knack

MY AMAZON WISHLIST

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