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Sunday Night Funness Financial servitude

Sunday Night Funness Financial servitude

I just got $200 and $100 amazon goodies from wimpdick and $1,500 from the highly loathed and incredibly annoying mark francis.  I still fucking hate his slutty ass, but deep-dicking his wallet was pretty fun!  Right now he’s drinking up all the baby mini-bar liquor bottles in his hotel room.

fatty bought MY friend another pair of shoes and decided that she could just keep the pair that was ordered in the wrong color.  Oh I’m getting MY nails done next week.  I’ll be sending you a text request for the amount to cover it.

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Special Shopping Requests for paypigs

Special Shopping Requests for paypigs

Somebody!  Get Me the Police Scanner off My amazon wishlist!

pigsnot! If you are reading this and trying to quit again..GIVE IT UP!  There’s more electronics on MY list!  And I know how you get a oldgeezerboner for buying electronics!  Those Bose Soundlinks are great!  She wants one too!  Get the Soundlink, the radio scanner and the car charger!  I don’t care if you have to sell your wife’s xanax on the street for cash!  I assume most of your guys’ wives are on anti-depressants being married to you freaks of nature and all!  So.start dipping in to her stash and start selling it on the streets or something! haha!

louzer sent $100.  Oh boy I’m just jumping up and down in excitement.         not.

$500 from the ukraine.   Slow day!  Step it up a notch, you dumb fucks!

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shopping slaves, moneyslave

Cheap Etsy Earrings tell her you want the “Kidney hoop”.  She will know what you mean.
Sale Cache Henley size L

WhiteHouseBlackMarket Top  toiletbursh
White House Black Market Top  toiletbrush

 

hairlip has been a good little shopper again!  Got more stuff from Etsy and got Me some more ghost hunting equipment not to mention TOP SECRET stuff I am making him buy Me. heehee  Yahooo!

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Drink with Princess! Forced Intoxication!

Drink with Princess! Forced Intoxication!

YAY!  Just got another $500 tonight.  This time from gayson!

Ooooh funness!  toiletbrush has been absolutely sober for 14 years!!!  Until tonight!  I forced him to drink beer and cognac.  So far I weaseled $1000 out of his inebriated ass!  I plan to get more soon !  Make that $1200. 🙂

I decided not to get the dresser replaced that I damaged.  Instead I had a piece of granite fabricated for the top and someone put it in for ME.  LOVE IT!  Looks awesome and got to keep MY bedroom furniture all matching.

 

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Doomed to be Princess’ paypig forever

Just got $200 from sissy tommikins. he is on his way to the dirty book store to buy a vibrating buttplug an to suck some cock. Cross your fingers that he catches a big one!

doomed brit a.k.a. nearly nardless was a good boy and sent another $200 last night. amazon shopping addict whipped through another $250 on My Fulfilled Amazon wishlist! I think he totalled up that this is around $2,000 in 2 mos that he spent on My amazon wishlist. 🙂 I’m making him a diary so he can keep his journal to keep him “focused” on the most important aspect of his life. ME! he’s also very unfriendly and doesn’t say much. It’s kinda funny. I want him to learn to share all his little secrets and show Me his soft squishy places so I can better disect him like MY other freakyfrogs. brad the fag My carepackage still ain’t here! you better have sent ME that crispy $100 bill I told you to or you will be charged $20 interest every day it doesn’t get here. Remember brad-ipoo. If you don’t keep Me happy, I won’t talk to you and I’m THE ONLY person is the world who DOES talk to you. Being that you gave away your kitties, you will be one VERY lonely LOSER! HAHAHA
Some icky guy calling himself the maggot sent Me 2 donations for $100. Ok.this goes for maggot and new first time callers. DO NOT FUCKING TALK with a strange, musical “phonesex” voice. you know that gross voice you use to “flirt” with chicks at the bar or talk to girls on keen. UGH! It fucking makes the hairs stand up on My neck. I hang up on guys with “sleazy voices” all the time. I hung up on maggot even after he paid $200. his voice just grossed ME out. he called back and said please help me not have a “yucky” voice. So I made him talk super high. In falsetto, his voice didn’t churn My tummy as much.
HAHAHa fagarina got busted! Someone found a tutu and panties he had hidden in a freezer bag. hahahaha

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Forced Intox and Hardknocks!

I met a sissy who can make really cool banner animations! Yeah! About time I met a sissy who could do something useful online. he made this one for Me. Cool huh?

Thinking I might be catching a little something.My throat is all scratchy. 🙁 I did get a really good cardio work-out done today though.

Update: Just got $300 out of doomedbrit who still hasn’t managed to recover–and NEVER will! Just took another $400 from beerboy! WOOHOO! Make that $600! 🙂 (This brings his total to $800!)

beerboy joe managed another $200 today–but you STILL owe $300 more you little bitch. I got $400 out of twinkie, fatmac got Veronica $100 gift certificate and divorcee got Her one for $140.

Oh toiletbrush, Me and My friend grilled steaks tonite. Those were sooo good and SOO big! I ate all friggin 24 oz of it!

That guy who I bitched at in MY comments for only getting Me the book, also got Me Fahrenheit 9/11 and RedDrawf 1 & 2 cuz they just showed up today.

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drunk moneyslave

tormented spaniard just did another $200. The funny thing is.haha..he calls to ask if he might have a small refund because he got so drunk and spent that $1000 a few nights back. Instead, he wound up paying another $200. you hopeless freaks.
I’m in a very happy mood today.
Sierra’s minion..don’t forget the little date we had tonite. I expect you to carry out the rest of your assignments as well. I’ll be keeping a tight leash on you, minion.

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