Category Archives: forced intoxication

Need re-programming? It’s time to erase your hard-drive!

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Need re-programming? It's time to erase your hard-drive!

mrobot had a little glitch for a few months and was not answering Me when I sent command files to him!  BAD ROBOT!  I am now re-tweaking him and wiping his old files and updating his systems!  mrobot is PROGRAMMED to pay!  mrobot is PROGRAMMED to obey!  I know you are reading this mrobot. hahaha!  I got $400 from him and he is now busily writing 500 sentences to help clear his brain of the thoughts of the man he once was.  john is dead and has been replaced with mrobot!  john has been completely PURGED from your system!

gayson the quickest wank in the West just called and dropped $500 at My feet.  he blew his load as soon as I ran his card for the amount.   What a fucking LOSER! muahahahaha!

BOOTS!! Motorcycle helmets and tough chick shoes!

See that back wall used to be unfinished.  The bead-board spruced it up.  The paint is actually crazy bright yellow.for some reason it looked orangey in the photo.  Still have to put one more coat of paint on the bead-board though.  This is My laundry-room/mud room/boot closet.  Keep in mind this is just My FAVORITE boots. I have scads of shelves and closets of lesser worn boots.  you can also see some of MY motorcycle helmets and MC walky-talky stuff in the photo. There’s 2 more shelves of boots on this wall that wouldnt fit in the photo. HAHA! There is a closet in this room chock full of leather jackets, chaps, coats and boots boot boots!  All purchased by YOU fucking freaks! Tall boots, short boots, brown boots, black boots, biker boots, dress boots, hiking boots.  I heart boots!  you are so lucky to serve such a Bad Ass Bitch! Do you see a pair of boots you bought Me in the photo?  Pinch yourself, loser!

Oh I am going to need 2 small framed prints/art for this wall.   Something super bright.  Will be posting them as soon as I spend sometime perusing art websites.

Oh and don’t forget!  I still want this piece for My living room!   Get it! For some reason it calls to Me!! Or you can Paypal Me $330 so I can ship it straight to My home.  Contact ME for the size, frame and matting I want.  I need it pretty large sized.

 

 

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Valentine’s Treats for your Sweety!

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Valentine's Treats for your Sweety!

We wanna go to this restaurant called The Pearl.  Get Us gift cards for it!

Update:  $1,000 from sissy tommikins!! The pictures I sent of Us on hockey night were just too amazing!  he caved and immediately paid!  yaaaay!!

screwy stewy  I sent you the email for the email I want you to send the cash to.  That other email is no longer active, so make sure not to send to it.

screwy stewy: My framed art showed up today! LOVE IT!  I also decided to send back 2 of the 3 cast iron candle holders you got Me.  They were WAY bigger than I imagined.  Hopefully Amazon will give ME the credit.  This return was a bit different, because it was such a big box.  Keep an eye on your credit card statement and if you get any amazon refunds let ME know, so you can quickly compensate Me!

Make My Heart Beat Faster with COLD HARD CASH for Valentine’s Day!  Since I started totally ignoring My birthdays, this is now MY Holiday.  My sweety took the day off and we will be spending it together. Wining, dining..and other ing words you are not even allowed to think about.  you will all stay close to your computers sending Me your cash or shopping MY wishlist and fulfilling MY every heart’s desire.  Feel free to fuel your desire for Me with liquor as you click pay buttons and max your credit cards!  **Pinky wave!**

fagarina! Did you buy your new wig yet, you flaming fairy berry?

–WISHLIST
I can’t get enough of Etsy and it’s one-of-kind items.  Also.I try to choose items made from Females.  So your money goes to an artistic Woman and I get the item I want!
Infinite Beauty Knick-knack
Mermaid Box
Magic Knick-knack

MY AMAZON WISHLIST

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Sucked into the Vixen’s Vortex!

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Sucked into the Vixen's Vortex!

This Frye handbag is finally Mine! Courtesy of weak loser!  Frye purses and boots are incredible!  I don’t know why women would rather spend thousands on ugly, vinyl Louis Vuitton purses.  I prefer supple, high quality leather any day.  Can’t wait for it to get here!  weak loser was trying to stay away..but yet again he got sucked right back into the BitchyBeauty Burmuda Triangle!  he also sent $180 amazon GC which I used towards a coat.

pigsnot! The Stetson fedora is too big. Send ME the order # so we can do an exchange.

Princess fan also bought Me that awesome Cache dress I wanted.  I’ve had quite a good week.  Lots of prezzies!  Keep it coming!  Tis the season for giving it ALL to your PRINCESS!

toiletbrush !  Time for blue-pills, blue-balls, big bucks and bottles of booze!

HOLIDAY WISHES!
That Cache dress I want is on sale for $100 right now!  Princess fan
Danier Bomber Jacket twinkie
Red Leather Jacket size Large  (you will have to call to order..no online orders) 🙁
Snake Turtleneck  size Large Princess fan

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$1,800 from the sissy everyone loves to hate

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$1,800 from the sissy everyone loves to hate

fagarella the fagarina wannabee just sent $1,000.  God he’s gross!  Make that $1,800!

david I received your small gifts in the mail. 🙂  Go get some more!

toiletbrush made a drunken confession the other night.  he thinks he might be gay because he thinks of dick all the time! hahaha!  When he sees this I am sure he will be mortified and start drinking and paying Me again!  I already had him pop a Viagra!

pigsnot put on your panties, push up those bitch-tits and stop pouting.  It’s time to SPEND!

 

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Princess Fan Crumbles!

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Princess Fan Crumbles!

hahaha!  That annoying little whining Princess Fan, finally crumbled and fell to his knees and paid paid paid.  he sent $1,000 cash, $378 Frye Boots and $350 Hot Ass Blue Leather Jacket! Yay! Yay! Yay!  Oh I hope that glorious blue leather jacket fits Me well.  I LOVE it!  I am very hyped by these gifts. I’ve got so many awesome tall boots to wear this summer!  Quite a nice haul!

dan the sewer rat sent $300 and owes ME another $300 today.  dorky n porky bought some sexy alligator Hudson skinny jeans and a bra and fatmac’s Hudson jeans arrived and fit very nicely.  senor doggy’s box of Cache goodies showed up yesterday but the red jacket was made for a munchkin so I had to send it back..way too short. That red dress was an awesome fit though, senor!

I’m still waiting for UPS to deliver today.probably more boxes!

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In bitchboy news…

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  This pic is almost identical to one I posted last week..but My head is slightly at a different angle.

sissy tommikins!  Lady Cop’s crazy cowboy boots showed up yesterday.  I would say they rank in Her top 3 favorite slave gifts. (pig snot’s Macbook Pro and leather jacket rank 1 and 2.)  She danced around in them like Woody from Toy Story for at least 30 minutes!

pigsnot made a TINY drive-by trip through MY amazon and bought Me a small Coach bag.  pigsnot, get your beer out!  you are gonna hit those wishlists harder!  I want that leather wristlet and those brown boots now!  Stevie has updated Her list too!   We did our Halloween partying last night..so I will be home tonight.  How about you and Me have a drink together via text, pigsnot?  It will be like a date.  We have a drinky drink together.  you spend your money on Me..I whisper mean nothins’ in your ear and then I fuck your credit card fast and furious!  It will be the BEST date eva!!  p.s.   I also want those tickets you and I were discussing too!  Our Wishlists are locked and loaded! I know you want it, ya fat bitch!

senor doggy!  your “I don’t care package” should arrive Monday.  I even wore those pink thong for a day for you and included them.  you better have two credit cards out monday night because your brain is going to be baked!   I forgot to include a magic marker and bright lipstick.  Be sure to have that ready!  I think I owe sissy tommikins a worn item too.  he’s been a good boy and earned it.  Maybe I will get that done in the next week or two!

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