Long time no update! Oh shit. It’s so hard to update MY loot log when I’ve gotten so far behind. I will only mention HIGHLIGHTS of the month. I’ve gotten thousands of dollars of less memorable donations ($100 and less) and random square cash payments from Twitter followers.. but who’s got time to mention all those little tributes?
mystery pig had his best month ever!! For the month of February he sent $2,600! yay mystery pig! What makes this most impressive is that he has been paying VERY regularly for many months now. Every 2 weeks on the dot! I now have a phone alert programmed to go off every 14 days. I Tweet on MY timeline instructions to mystery pig to pay and the money quickly arrives! But in February he stepped it up a notch! he’s been putting a big smile on MY face almost on a weekly basis last month!!
$500 from a stranger named anthony just today! Still no email from this anthony guy. $500 from mrobot, tommikins sent Me $500 cash, $400 terrance and $300 from a new Australian guy.
The wankbank had a great month too! Between cash tributes and Amazon shopping, MY old goat spent $1700 plus $520 Etsy gift cards! It’s been great!!! Practically every night in February he spent cash on Me. I send him off to sleepy land, cussing him out and calling him nasty names.
$225 gift card from lesbian’s power shopper, $500 speedy dick, $1500 from oliver twisted, pigsnot bought another $800 Iphone 6s, $300 shopping with twinkie plus $300 cash. Oh and pigsnot…FYI.. you aren’t done yet! GET BACK TO THAT WISHLIST, spunk-pig!
david ansar’s donations aren’t huge..but they are steady and reliable. his $100 crispies continue to stream in weekly. On Valentine’s Day, he sent an extra $100 bill. I tuck his bills away and never spend them. The pile keeps growing!
hairlip as you all know, has been paying ME for FUCKING YEEEARS! hairlip has completely funded MANY vacations through the years–including Our last trip to Glacier! he also had been religiously paying daily tributes for many, many months ..and then … he .. POOFED and had been hiding for 42 days and ignoring MY texts and emails! THE FUCKING NERVE! So it was time to conjure that mother fucker back! I have his hair strands on file, I whipped out a red vigil candle, herbs, roots and oils and worked MY magic on him. Before the candle was completely done burning, I sent him a text demanding he pay his debt to GOD. I quickly received a pay notice from him. MY POWERS ARE UNLIMITED!! hairlip sent $2,000 yesterday and is being put back on daily tribute schedule and is also again responsible for paying My cell phone bill as well HER Royal Copness’ cell phone bill. Since he behaved like filth, he now will be treated like filth. In the past, I never concentrated much on humiliating him but it seems, I was far too kind to him. Now he will suffer humiliation because he failed Me. For the next 42 days he will start every morning reading MY Holy Doctrine, saying Daily affirmations then shooting a glass of his own morning piss before sending his daily financial sacrifice. Nothing is more disappointing then having loyal, long paying subs, try to quit you. I expect that from bingers and fly-by-night paypigs. They are just soulless pervs I snatch dollars from. I do not expect disappearing acts from MY inner circle of slaves and devotees. SHAME ON you. It doesn’t feel good when the minions you trust pull this type of shit. you have made a sacred covenant to serve and please ME. Disappointing Me is not an option for you.
We went to the cabin again this month and had a lovely, romantic time. It was a total winter wonderland! lesbian’s power shopper paid for this little getaway. We hiked in the snow for hours each day and saw some beautiful sites! Oh! We are planning a big trip early May! Not sure where. We keep going back and forth. First We were leaning toward hiking and backpacking in the Grand Canyon, then We started planning for Zion State Park and Bryce canyon but now We are considering going to Pacific NorthWest and checking out real estate in several states. There is one house in particular I really want to check out in person. Either way, where ever We plan on vacationing …ONE OF you minions will be paying for this trip. Contact ME if you want first dibs on financially sponsoring this vacation!
I have been neglecting My blog some and spending more time on Twitter–seems like that’s the big thing these day. Read MY Twitter to have your brain trained by MY words of wisdom!
