And then compare this to My minions. HAHA doomed brit is such a fucking loser!
New Wishes
Cache
Colbalt Dress Want this beauty asap!
Corset Dress yay! slavey davey
Red Dress
Etsy
OMG! These are expensive but I love so! Opal Pendant! Another Opal Pendant.
Sephora
This is My new Holy Grail Eyebrow powder. Need one more for MY purse! Get Motto. hairlip and slavey davey
Mac
Skinfinish in Light Plus
Zappos
Tribute Hudson Jean
Foley Hudson Jean
So I sent tommikins out to get dick tonight and he hit the BROTHER LOAD! This big black muscular dude slapped his dick and balls across his tommikin’s face, fucked his mouth and splooged down his throat. tommikins was in slut-heaven! tommikins also serviced some other smaller white dick but tommikins was too busy swooning over his experience with the big black dong to tell ME much about the tiny one. haha! I am SOO picking out business cards for tommikins to hand out at the bookstores. It’s gonna say “sissy tommikins cocksucker specialist” with his contact info. I can’t wait! Oh did I fail to mention he sent another $500? That’s $1500 in two days. 🙂
Say Happy Bday to screwy stewy. This year someone gave him $100 for his Bday..and guess who took it away!? This Girl! (I actually got $165 out of him tonight–he had saved a tiny bit more from MY last fleecing.)
My $700 Canada Goose coat came! Unfortunately, it didn’t fit. 🙁 I sent it back and will re-order smaller when I get the refund. I really hope the next fits. I’m a bit nervous because the back and bust was nearly perfect but the waist was quite big..so it was quite unflattering. Damned My broad shoulders! These Canada Goose coats are pretty bulky but absolutely the warmest coat I have ever worn! I could only wear it for a minute or two before I totally overheated.
Guess what! I now have an Arab and a slave from India who are paying. Today the Arab sent his first payment of $175. his English was hysterical. Here’s some memorable quotes:
“i swear in Your name to obey i will stop eat out side and stop smoke hookah or go to cafe shope with my arabs diaper heads friends”
“i will only eat in home, Goddess, my mom cock everyday God bless America”
Then when I corrected him and assured him he didn’t want to eat his mom’s cock every day, he said,
“Why dont eat my mom cock Goddess, it is cheaper than eating outside?”
hahaha! Fun with Foreign Freaks!
hairlip is so whipped! he continues his daily tributes and buys goodies from MY Amazon wishlist.
Soo I ordered that $700 Canada Goose coat using Princess fan’s $700 GC. I actually got the short version. I hope it fits cute. If not, I might send it back and exchange for the long one.I was having such a hard time deciding between the two parkas! Since Princess fan was whipped into a frenzy, I took advantage of it and suckered him out of this $225 fur aviator hat also from Canada Goose. Almost a $1,000 day for him. Not too bad!
Mac Makeup Studio Fix get color NW20***
Nordstrom
Expensive Giorgio Armani Foundation Get in 5
hairlip sent another $500 which I used for shopping downtown today. Me and the Girls bundled up and hit a few of Our favorite shopping places. We also went to go look at new shot guns which hairlip had paid for in full! 🙂 Were your ears burning today, hairlip?! We were talking about you over beers, re-reading your texts and laughing at you!!
twinkie spent about $500 on Me today and some guy from Sweden made a $400 tribute. slavey davey has been picking up items off MY wishlist like a good boy.
It’s suppose to get -9° tomorrow and with the wind chill they say it will get around -25 to -35°! HOLY FUCK! I will be home tomorrow and Tuesday for sure! I am NOT going out in that! Call ME and keep Me warm with your sweet lovin’ cash donations and prezzies! I’ll be wearing MY warm slippers, drinking hot cocoa from My Keurig and raping wallets while the rest of the world is scraping their windshields, slipping and sliding on the highways and freezing their butts off at work!
hat by twinkie slave
Yes I am making hairlip see what I see! Feel what I want him to feel! Do what I tell him to do. he is losing himself so completely! A few years back he paid entirely for a trip for ME and My Girl. Now I am working on another vacation! he’s going to be totally obsessed with the thought of paying for it completely by himself!!
hairlip has continued to pay his $10 tributes 3 times a day!
$500 recurring monthly payment came in from slave d. 🙂 $600 from toejamjam! $100 shopping for special items on Etsy from pantystain.
New Wishes! I will combining new and older wishes her. you boys have been good at cleaning up MY wishes. (Cept Princess fan who flaked on some items and has got himself blocked again.) When the Zappos items appears on MY front door, I might unblock you..until then ROT IN HELL. (list moved up)
wankalot’s inheritance has been completely drained. No more to get there.
However, all money he spends on Me now is from his normal salary. This morning he sent $300 cash tributes and cleaned out My entire Sundance catalog wishlist for $742.000 worth of shopping. 🙂
Note to paypiggies: If you pay ME, email or text Me your pay schedule. I am going to set notifications to MY phone alerting ME to each of your paydays so I know what day to bombast you the most.
NEW WISHES, BITCHES!
Cozy Fall and Winter Wardrobe Wishes!
Athleta Workout Clothes
Denim Bettona (reviews say they run small so get Tall Xl in blue)
Straight Up Pant size Tall L in asphalt
Prevail Jacket in size L Black
Denim Bettona in green (will get these after the blue.after I know how they fit)
Fall/Winter Wardrobe
LL Bean Sweater Fleece size Large Dark Turquoise
The Lightning Dock sir wankalot
Hudson Jeans
Straight Leg in Lux size 31
Express
Camo Top for HRC XS
Leopard Tunic L
Denim Light Wash Top one is XS and one in L
Tunic Sweater L black
Express Perfume We smelled this and liked it. Buy!
Cocoon Sweater in Wine size L
Water Tiger sweater size L