hi minions! I’ve really been neglecting MY blog lately, but I have been active on Twitter. Seems that’s the new thing…so be sure to follow ME every day! I have been keeping busy with gardening, hiking and enjoying the summer. However, I’m getting sick of this heat and can’t wait until I can start wearing MY fall wardrobe again! Will be working on a wishlist. Fedoras, jackets, sweaters and lots of pretty Etsy handmade items! Fall really is MY favorite season. Once the weather starts cooling down we plan on doing some camping and backpacking. Can’t wait!
Just got $500 from twinkie!
mysterypig was quite late on his payment but he came through with $700. Hopefully, he had only overextended himself and needed extra time to recover and NOT trying to resist ME. Never try to resist ME, mysterypig. That’s so unnatural!
$500 from a new guy named harry. Sent ME his cash and POOF! Oh Another nice shopping spree from rat bastard and I believe it was $300 he sent in cash! I got a pile of gift cards and $170 hat, a new dress and some other great items! Isn’t Our time shopping together wonderful, rat bastard?!? Next pay day, you and I have another shopping date!
tommikins sent $700 last month and $500 this month plus he bought HRC a bicycle helmet just like Mine! Always reliable and forever devoted to his GODDESS. he makes Me very happy!
slavey davey spent around $1500 this month! he bought Me some beautiful handmade pieces of jewelry! Clothing, cash, My bike helmet, an awesome wool rug runner..whatever I demand he buys! Here’s an expensive Etsy turquoise necklace he bought ME.
pantystain has bought ME several wonderful items..including a turquoise and leather necklace that I am absolutely gaga for. When I find something, I just send him an email out of the blue and instruct him to buy it. he immediately does.
wimpdick has been loyally paying his daily tributes as well as buying many gifts on Amazon. I made him buy some floral, tacky yoga pants, a floral visor and pink work-out tops. he now has to go jogging dressed in them. he looks ridiculous! Here’s a video of him jogging in his new sissy workout outfit. he also found some spandex fetish freak on Fetlife who met him in the park. They held hands and walked the path in their girly spandex pants, wiggling their fairy tushies and looking like fools. wimpdick will NEVER be normal again. HAHAHA!
deerslayer made ME his beneficiary! After many years of loyal service, it was time to seal the deal! hahaha! We got all the paperwork done last week. When he dies, it’s OFFICIAL! Everything is MINE! he’s a good boy!
davidansar has been sending at least $100 a week and recording all MY daily affirmations on FEMGOD.com Read them. Recite them Daily. Let them penetrate your brain and truly enlighten you.
I’m kinda scanning through MY tweets to recap on more recent tributes I mentioned on Twitter…but it’s been a long time since MY last blog update. I really just don’t remember. There are many randoms guys, many anonymous tributes on Square, as well as all the guys on the daily pay schedule.
But here are few highlights.
$100 from peasant, $350 from amsterdam ham, $200 from piggypops, $600 from toejam, $200 wayne , $700 from sharon.
Currently pissed off at pigshit and doomed brit. Both are binger anus-boys. doomed brit, where is that tribute you fucking said you were sending? This is why I hate you so much and refuse to ever talk to you. you are a fucking liar and annoying spunk gurgling, fat freak of nature! pigshit had a problem with his credit card. It was being denied. I told him to fix it with his bank and make the tribute the next day. Morning comes, he isn’t horny and doesn’t feel he needs to keep his promise to send $400 that he made while having an idiot boner the night before!! he made up some sort of bullshit excuse about his card being cloned and it taking months to sort out. LIES! When your card is declined after promising ME an amount…you STILL FUCKING OWE ME THAT AMOUNT!! you get your card straightened out with the bank and you pay Me immediately! you PIECE OF SHIT! you LOW LIFE CUM BURPING man turd! Next time you come out of your stinky sewer hole…I promise you!! I will max the FUCK out of your credit card with no mercy! I WILL DESTROY your credit!! GAWD!! I HATE FUCKING LIARS!
And what’s the deal with pigsnot and the wankbank hiding from ME? you stupid old fucks! What the hell do you think you have to live for that is so special??? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING if you aren’t paying ME!!! IT’S TIME TO WHIP OUT THOSE CREDIT CARDS, you old crusty maggots! It’s time to shop!! This is all you are good for!
heehee! Yoohoo!! speedydick! I can see your sweet family picture pop up on your whatsapp contact info! Awwww…so adorbs! Funny how everybody is so clueless as to what an obsessive freak you are and how fucked in the head I made you! Time to make a donation!
I guess that’s MY update for the time being. Time to send ME MORE CASH!
WISHLIST
Akubra Fedora in Carbon Grey
Panama Hat size XL
ETSY
Howling Wolf Necklace
Dancing Pine Layered Necklace
Kingman Turquoise Earrings
SUNDANCE
Fox Tee slavey davey
Veracruz top slavey davey
Darjeelling Tunic size L
Hippie Dress
Wooden Fruit Bowl
OTHER
Paisley Faded Cover
you might have noticed that I have been very lazy and haven’t updated MY blog in a seriously long time. I’m retired, deal with it! Although I’m retired from providing content, photo shoots, staying up to all hours talking to pervs and listening to sickos and their twisted fetishes…I am NOT retired from effortlessly collecting your cash. While I enjoy My life in MY own personal mountain paradise, you will continue to work and toil daily in order to consistently and generously pay ME. I am still active on Twitter. Follow ME on Twitter! Twitter is the best way to catch glimpses into MY life. 
