Rained in on Saturday with obviously too much time on MY hands.
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Hi, Mah Bitchez!
Waving to all My fans!
So mystery pig sent Me that $500 soon after I posted MY demands. I left a message for you on MY twitter timeline, mystery pig!
New slave I picked up on NF sent $700 plus the price of the call! $200 louzer, around $220 worth of Omaha steaks from bill, $300 from kenny, $300 from twinkie, $200 from tomtheturd who found ME when I had MY Niteflirt line on. he’s been awol..stupid sack of shit! $150 from a guy named dylan who found ME on NF, and another $250 from yet another NF pervert. $500 Delta airline GCs from a total stranger! I want a lot more Delta airline E-cards. Start sending them!
All My pay buttons are working again. Get to clicking! See dicks pay! Click, dicks, click!
I’ve been turning on Niteflirt and verified call because I’m sick of non-paying assholes calling My landline, the hang-ups, heavy breathers and “wrong numbers”. If you want to hear MY voice AT ALL..you will pay for it. All MY good boys know how to get hold of ME and have MY mobile phone #. So fuck the rest of you. If you pay and donate generously on a regular basis you will not be reduced to paying-by-the-minute. If you are part of MY stable I won’t have you using them.
BUY ME GOODIES!
ATHLETA
Metro Slouch pants I have these in Navy..now I want in Black! Size Tall L **
Chi Top Grey size L
Techie Hoodie size Tall L in Navy Heather
EDDIE BAUER
Gate Check Tshirt size Tall L in Clematis
Maxi Dress size L in cranberry
Atlas Jacket size Tall L in Orange
sir wankalot unhinged and binged!
Just got $1,000 from sir wankalot — the bipolar asperger’s-brain, freak of fucking nature! As usual, he fucking ran off and blocked ME..like he’s suddenly gonna be hit by a magical wand that will make him not want to pay ME every time he gets wood. HAHAHHAHA How has that been working out for you!?!?! he has done this for so many years!! (I have called him different nicknames through the years.) he can’t quit and will never be able to quit!! Oh, I hope he cries his eyes out after every donation!! May he ache with guilt and shame as he looks at his pathetic, spilled penis and drained bank account!! BINGERS DESERVE TO BE MISERABLE!! They deserve to hurt! They deserve to suffer and wallow in self loathing! How dare you not want to please ME every hour of every day! Yeh, wankalot, I’ll be contacting you on the 25th! Poof all you want. I will still collect!
UPDATING MY WISHLIST!
ATHLETA
Slouch Capri size Tall L hairlip
Metro Slouch pants size Tall L in black hairlip
Jogger for HRC size Small Regular in the black heather hairlip
Sugar V Tee for HRC Size S Navy hairlip
Chi Top size L in Dress blue hairlip
Polo shirt for HRC size S in black heather hairlip
Pay ME! Yay ME!
Yes, My world famous beanie strikes again! Took this shot before I took My hike with HRC yesterday. Wearing a brand new Under Armour hoodie which I LOVE! Omg why didn’t I find these blue frames earlier!?
Let’s see.. $200 from hairlip, $400 from slavey davey, $500 from speedy dick, $100 from lou-zer. Aunty pigsnot strikes again! This pig bitch can’t get enough! I think he was fucked to the tune of $600 today! As usual, many LOLs at his expense!! $500 from tommikins, $300 from mystery pig, $100 from pantystain, $100 from a joe. twinkie did some shopping including a raised garden bed kit. I’m gonna have a bigger garden this year than last year! hairlip has also been also sending his 3-daily $10 tributes and doing some shopping for HRC. She sent a picture of Herself flexing Her mighty bicep. his brain is totally pickled right now!
I know I’m missing tributes but these are the ones I remember from Tweets!
western union man! you liar! you said you would go get a prepaid Visa and didn’t! FUCK you! I’m SO over guys who can’t keep their promises. Fuck off FOREVER!
How can you resist that smile!? you CAN’T, so Go making a fucking donation!
fuck you, Here’s to ME!
Umm…I obviously love this damned blue beanie because I happen to be wearing it every frickin’ time I post a picture. Beanie weather should be coming to an end soon. It’s suppose to be in the 50’s later in the week. Let’s see what happens! Spent some together time with MY Lady today. Perused North Market and the downtown area and stopped for an early dinner. slavey davey picked up the tab. 🙂
Aunty pigsnot has been in the groove! he spent a bunch $$$$ the last few days! For some reason, pigsnot seems to think that he can only shop for Me on Amazon in order to hide his identity. (I’d love to have more of his cash in MY hand!) Well, I’ve had so many huge Amazon shopping sprees with Aunty pigsnot that I can’t even think of items I want anymore on Amazon! Soooo.. I had him shop for My sister and college aged niece. he doesn’t get to contact them or anything. he’s just spoiling the Women in MY life because I have too much crap from Amazon right now! It’s actually fun for Me to hear them so excited about their goodies. he definitely spent well over $2,000! They scored kitchen wares, tons of gift cards, clothes..you name it! Aunty, you are SUCH a weak, bitch! I have you right by your shriveled old balls!
zippy! Did you get MY email? The Helly Hansen jacket needs returned. I was hoping you could to do a return for ME any buy something else instead.
The new guy david from Ohio sent 2 more envelopes of cash. Each with a $100 bill. 🙂
$150 Whole Foods gift cards from slavey davey. tommikins spent $230 on 2 items I really wanted. $300 from some random guy that was into being kicked in the face but he just disappeared like random fetish guys do. lame. barfbag bart sent $400 cash and bought ME some rib-eyes from Omaha steaks. $400 from vintage furfreak…it’s been years since he’s paid! he claims he has had heart and health problems. Well duh…that’s what happens when you step away from the one who your heart beats for.
Not a very big $$ cash week! Mostly a bunch of shopping! This will not do, boys! Time for some FAT CASH donations! If you have not been doing your duty lately, asshole — IT’s TIME TO STEP UP!
So MY GF and HRC both have some time off in June. I think We are going to take a vacation! Will update when We know for sure.
I am going to add gift cards to OTHER stores on Amazon. you can still buy those! I now have Google wallet and Gyft.com app on MY phone!
Can’t Keep Track of All The Cash and Prizes!!
Update : I got zippy to send a $500 Amazon gift card too! he also bought Me this Helly Hansen jacket.
Update: Just got a surprise $500 from an old lame flame! I can’t remember the nickname I used to call him. I’m gonna email him and ask. lol! — (it was slave zippy!)
Wow! Been some time since I updated MY blog!! I can’t really remember everything I looted since My last entry but I’ll share some of the latest.
Blue Tory Burch Eyeglasses which I TOTALLY Love. twinkie bought them along with the prescription lense as well. So I could start wearing the the minute they arrived. Yay! Totally make MY eyes twinkle blue, twinkie. lol
$350 from loopy for legs who was snorting coke again. What a Fucking FREAK! $300 from mystery pig. he still has never contacted Me, but the cash keeps coming!
Last night $350 Amazon GC from Auntie pigsnot! I used that gift card to buy My niece some boots and a purple Under Armour jacket. he also bought Me these Frye boots which were totally on sale! I love the lug heel! Auntie didn’t stop there! The pantied Auntie also got 2 bottles of perfume Dior J’Adore L’Absolu and Sisley Soir de Lune which came to about $240. It also bought $200 worth of Sephora gift cards! Woohoo!!! Oh yeh and also ordered these Prada eyeglass frames sometime last week.
I’ve been on a big perfume rampage! We decided We totally wanted to update Our perfume collection. We wanted more sophisticated, grown up, high end perfumes. I tossed all MY cheaper celebrity fragrances and the girly fruity, lighter stuff I wore when I was younger. I’m ready for grown up perfumes now. hairlip bought MY GF a $132 bottle of Chanel No 5 Eau Premier which She will wear for work. She is totally giddy over it! he also got Me a $120 of Thierry Mugler Alien Perfume. LOVE it!
I’ve had slavey davey’s prezzy dispenser’s pedal to the metal for weeks!! he just can’t stop himself! So many awesome gifts! Jimmy Choo’s perfume, $200 restaurant gift cards, a $120 big bottle of Dior Pure Poison, $200 Etsy GC, $60 Netflix GC, he also got ME this $164 turquoise necklace that I totally love wearing. he sent around $700 CASH this month including the Valentine’s cash I mention further down this blog.
pantystain bought Me one of My favorite Versace perfumes. The Eau de Parfum is being discontinued I think, so I made him buy Me a big bottle. he also got ME a bottle of Coach Perfume. kenneth got ME this Prada Perfume gift set and this beautiful Bvlgari Rose perfume.
We were SO spoiled for Valentine’s week. slavey davey sent $300 to help Us enjoy it and hairlip sent $400 and $200 for HRC’s Valentine’s dinner. I got a slew of Valentine’s donations this year. Good boys!! mrobot sent $200, $500 from twinkie, $200 from terrance, $200 from deerslayer, $300 from pedrobot, $100 from screwy stewy, 300 from toejamjam. Shit! I really can’t remember all the shit I have gotten since VDay!! I totally lose track when this much time goes by. I have been very pleased with My stable of piggies’ performance in February.
hairlip has now paid Our Verizon phone bill three months in a row and has also dutifully been sending $10 three times a day on top of everything else! 🙂
Oh and a brand new guy from Ohio named david sent $200 cash in the mail and I expect to receive cash from him every pay day!
wankalot blocked Me again. I guess he wants ME to fuck him extra hard next time he shows Me his pathetic bi-polar ass. Oh and I will. Last time he promised again to turn over a new leaf. Well that lasted a week. Fuck that! I will NEVER show restraint fucking his wallet again! I will always GO for the jugular! I will GET IT all and as FAST AS I CAN! I will BLEED him dry and leave him rotting on the side of the road!
Oh and remember lezzy’s toy???? he’s that guy who out of the blue started sending ME envelopes full of delicious hundred dollar bills?!! I think he sent around $25,000 or something in just a short time. It was GLORIOUS! Well, he poofed too! lezzystoys! Get those envelopes coming again. you are TOTALLY slacking in your responsibilities to the LESBIAN NATION!!
ATHLETA
Capris for HRC size S in Navy
Metro Slouch size Tall L in Black
HRC wants a vanilla based perfume. Get Alien Essence Absolu for Her
EDDIE BAUER
For HRC Pants size Regular Short size 4 in Chrome hairlip
Fleece Jacket size TALL L in Kiwi hairlip
Open your hearts and wallets to PRINCESS
I had an awesome week! sir wankalot sent $2,000 the other night! I was so pleased! he is getting more regular and his “hiding” is getting shorter and shorter. Soon he will stop hiding because his servitude will become “the norm”. Serving Me IS NORMAL. Resisting Me is ABNORMAL. Open your heart, mind and wallet to Princess and NEVER look back!
sharon the binger/purger female slave popped up and spent $1,100 of Her husband’s hard earned money on Me. I made Her pack up all his favorite golf clothes and shoes and take them to a charity and I watched Her do it all on Face Time! Good times! After her trip to donate his manly treasures, She went home and celebrated by peeing in his mouthwash. Always fun to play tricks on unsuspecting idiot males! Now Sharon is back to playing a stepford wife and dreaming about being a lesbian. She sent ME another text today, swearing Me off…AGAIN! HAHA! sharon, I can’t wait to get more of your husband’s CASH! All the hot yoga, lattes and red wine in the world is NOT going to get ME out of your brain. you have been trying for YEARS! I just looked it up and you stumbled upon ME December of 2004!! Buahahahahahahaha!
pedro has been all inspired by mrobot and his life as a living paybot. pedro is now constantly saying “bip bip” (The Portuguese version of beep) and begging to have Me upload programming to his wee brain. hahaha! he has sent another $400 in the last few days.
mrobot is broke until payday. So I threw him back in his virtual cell until his next pay period. Every now and then I send him a text saying I am peeping into his cell through the peephole. When paybots aren’t PAYING..paybots are working and earning. These are the ONLY functions of paybots.
slavey davey has been a great little fugpuppy! he sent $300 cash, $200 Etsy gift cards, $150 Prada eyeglass frames. $200 restaurant gift cards are here too! he also just bought this lovely small Frye phone wallet that Princess fan was suppose to get! (yes Princess fan — you fucking SUCK SO HARDCORE!) Did I miss anything from the last few days, davey? I know your prezzy dispenser just CAN’T STOP!!
terrance also bought Me a pair of Prada eyeglass frames but I had to return them because they were too small. I will spend the gift card on something else.
A new guy signed up for $100 weekly recurring donations. Hopefully he will continue to pay them for a long, long time!
Princess fan (who has been a jerk) sent $350 Etsy Gift cards, but I’m not done punishing him and his puny wallet! you know what you are buying next, ya dickhole! Procrastinating only gets your stupid ass in trouble!
mystery pig! How about more of dat mystery cash!?? I LOVE IT!! Oh and he sent $300 some time after MY last blog. 🙂
pigsnot! Send that money for the phones! your LEZZY MASTERS are waiting! Oh and pigsnot sent a $175 GC that I never blogged about. he sends so many, it sometimes gets confusing!
lezzys’toy! What gives? Email Me immediately! The FEMGOD Dynamic Duo is NOT pleased with your absence!