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We’re Back!
Hi boys, back from Our little camping trip. Nothing is better than collecting cash while I’m sitting back relaxing. you boys paying while I’m playing! Really how it should always be, don’t you agree?? Monday I collected $1000 from tributes while cat-fishing. mystery pig $300, robbie $300, terrance $300, $100 anonymous. I came home to boxes stacked sky high on My front porch! I also found a new butterfly bush, peony plant and a crawling rose planted in MY yard and a freshly mowed lawn from MY local slave. he also left Me some farm fresh eggs since I made him set up a chicken coop and start raising a few chickens to keep Us stocked with organic eggs. he gets all the poop…We get all the eggs.
It was rainy and chilly most of the time but Me and HRC still had a blast and caught a lot of fish.
speedydick I got your IM but I wasn’t home. Text Me because yahoo messenger hasn’t been forwarding to MY mobile phone like it used to. 🙁 Send Me $500! I know you want to! Then back to looking at gay porn!! Welcome to the World of HOMOSEXUALITY!
wankalot reemerges ! $20 thousand Reaped!
Good news!! wankalot unblocked MY messenger and poked his head out of his hole like the world’s most psychotic ground hog! I made a new vow to MYself to NEVER show one ounce of mercy to wankalot. he’s dishonest. he will promise to do something and then refuse when he’s not in zone. he only wants to please when he’s in a state of cock shock. So when he appears I make sure I FUCK EVERY DIME OUT OF HIS WALLET! Now there’s nothing but dust in it! $20,000 over the course of a few hours. he started mumbling about how much it was..and then he probably quietly spewed…he hung up without saying good bye!! Then he immediately blocked MY messenger again. FUCKING PATHETIC!! This is why wankalot can’t have nice things!! HHAHAHA because he is a rude ass sack of shit who pays and sprays..then dashes! THIS MAKES ME WANT TO GUT him and his wallet every time I hear from him!!! Oh and I did a search on one of MY merchant accounts and found that he did 250 transactions since 2006. This doesn’t include MY other merchant account that I am sure I did more transactions on…(but recently I switched it so I can’t search very far on that one). I’m sure there are double as many transactions on that old one! you would think after that many transactions this idiot would get it through his thick British brain that he CAN’T EVER RESIST, RETIRE OR RECOVER from being MY pay pig!! My wallets don’t retire..they only die.
note to wankalot..I never got the $3,000 of Amazon gift cards that were sent. $20,000 was RAD but I would still like MY gift cards. Send them!
I’m bragging all over twitter about it because I am in the spazzy happy phase that follows EPIC WALLET RAPES! Skipping around in pink shoes and feeling so happy!! YAY ME! FUCK you!!
$300 from doomed brit. you fat fat, I told you to send another $200. Where is it?? Send it, doomed brit!! $300 from from mrobot, $300 from hairlip! I got hairlip all twitterpated and zoned out staring at MY photos and vines! I just made him promise to send ME a big fan of $100 bills. hairlip always keeps his promises! Weeeeeee! Oh and looky. A tiny $50 donation from donald. awwww. how cute, donald. (Not really) Go send another donation!
mystery pig?? Didn’t you see MY Vine I made for you?? you better go look at it. Watch it loop a bunch of times. I’ll be waiting for that payment! 🙂
Spring Has Sprung and most likely you have too. ick.
Enjoying beers in the back of the pickup truck after a long hike with MY favorite Ladies.
$1,000 from the ukraine tonight. Yay! I can barely make out a word this guy says but I totally dig taking his cash!! Saw him on cam this evening. I’m sure I will have disturbing dreams tonight.
$300 came in from sharon the binger girl-slave but she hasn’t contacted Me yet. How weird. sharon, $300 is NOT enough of your blubby hubby’s cash. Send another $300 and make it snappy!
$1000 cash from hairlip this week, $500 cash for HRC PLUS a ton of shopping! hairlip has been paying $30 daily tributes for 500 consecutive, uninterrupted days! That’s $15,000! But keep in mind, that’s only his base line. he showers Us with gifts and cash on top of that! That’s pretty friggin awesome! Me and HRC laugh about him and devise plans to squeeze cash out of him on almost a daily basis! Wouldn’t the rest of you LOVE to have Us plotting about you that often!??! HAHAHA! Seriously!! More of you assholes should show daily dedication. Serving Me should be 24-7! We don’t run on your worthless dick’s standard time! Anyway, hairlip is So helplessly trapped in the Lesbian Sandwich of Awesome!! Between MY luscious hair, beautiful face and wicked mind and HRC’s bulging biceps and gun-toting tough girl Hotness, he is ONE SCREWED DUDE! WE SOOOOOOOO OWN you, hairlip!!
Two Australians popped up this week and both got quiet soon after being fleeced. Why are all the “down under” dingbats such elusive freaks?? Always popping up and disappearing right away. Australian #1 sent $150 Amazon GC and $250 cash. Australian #2 sent $220 cash and $80 shopping.
$100 from louzer, $300 from mystery pig just as I demanded, kenny bought $200 jeans and sent $200 cash. slavey davey also shopped this week. he bought a bird bath set, an expensive Athleta hoodie, tops and other goodies. pantystain bought some more Salomon shoes, some Niche perfume and sent Me a special box of Metaphysical goodies. Some guy keeps buying Us Omaha steaks! Love it! I know I’m missing other donations. If I didn’t mention you here, you obviously didn’t send enough..so send MORE!!
mystery pig. It’s time to send another! Squeeeeee!
dave ansar you were a HUGE disappointment. See you closed all your accounts like a fucking flake! Fine. What EVER, I can totally skip communicating with your lame ass but I still expect those $100 bills in the mail! Put your money in the mail and go back being a big ZERO.
NORDSTROMS
Jo Malone Body Cream hairlip
ATHLETA
Metro Slouch capri get size Tall L in Black (have these in navy and love them!) hairlip
Chi Top Grey size L
Techie Hoodie size Tall L in Navy Heather
Striped Hoodie in Red slavey davey
EDDIE BAUER
Eddie Bauer Soft Shell in Crocus Purple size Tall L slavey davey
Gate Check Tshirt size Tall L in Clematis
Sleeveless Tee for HRC size S in Violet hairlip
Maxi Dress size L in cranberry
Atlas Jacket size Tall L in Orange
Infinity Tee size Tall L Charcoal, Dusty Orange from slavey davey and Crocus twinkie
Curly Goddess
Not in a great mood. Got a hair cut today and I asked her to take a few inches off because it was getting SO long and heavy. Well she took it upon herself to take like 6 inches off MY hair. I’m flipping out. I like how full it is but I don’t like how it’s not even boob length in the front! And MY glorious ponytail is kinda stubby now! Pretty bummed! Will be popping hair vitamins. I want it longer by vacation!
sir wankalot unhinged and binged!
Just got $1,000 from sir wankalot — the bipolar asperger’s-brain, freak of fucking nature! As usual, he fucking ran off and blocked ME..like he’s suddenly gonna be hit by a magical wand that will make him not want to pay ME every time he gets wood. HAHAHHAHA How has that been working out for you!?!?! he has done this for so many years!! (I have called him different nicknames through the years.) he can’t quit and will never be able to quit!! Oh, I hope he cries his eyes out after every donation!! May he ache with guilt and shame as he looks at his pathetic, spilled penis and drained bank account!! BINGERS DESERVE TO BE MISERABLE!! They deserve to hurt! They deserve to suffer and wallow in self loathing! How dare you not want to please ME every hour of every day! Yeh, wankalot, I’ll be contacting you on the 25th! Poof all you want. I will still collect!
UPDATING MY WISHLIST!
ATHLETA
Slouch Capri size Tall L hairlip
Metro Slouch pants size Tall L in black hairlip
Jogger for HRC size Small Regular in the black heather hairlip
Sugar V Tee for HRC Size S Navy hairlip
Chi Top size L in Dress blue hairlip
Polo shirt for HRC size S in black heather hairlip
fuck you, Here’s to ME!
Umm…I obviously love this damned blue beanie because I happen to be wearing it every frickin’ time I post a picture. Beanie weather should be coming to an end soon. It’s suppose to be in the 50’s later in the week. Let’s see what happens! Spent some together time with MY Lady today. Perused North Market and the downtown area and stopped for an early dinner. slavey davey picked up the tab. 🙂
Aunty pigsnot has been in the groove! he spent a bunch $$$$ the last few days! For some reason, pigsnot seems to think that he can only shop for Me on Amazon in order to hide his identity. (I’d love to have more of his cash in MY hand!) Well, I’ve had so many huge Amazon shopping sprees with Aunty pigsnot that I can’t even think of items I want anymore on Amazon! Soooo.. I had him shop for My sister and college aged niece. he doesn’t get to contact them or anything. he’s just spoiling the Women in MY life because I have too much crap from Amazon right now! It’s actually fun for Me to hear them so excited about their goodies. he definitely spent well over $2,000! They scored kitchen wares, tons of gift cards, clothes..you name it! Aunty, you are SUCH a weak, bitch! I have you right by your shriveled old balls!
zippy! Did you get MY email? The Helly Hansen jacket needs returned. I was hoping you could to do a return for ME any buy something else instead.
The new guy david from Ohio sent 2 more envelopes of cash. Each with a $100 bill. 🙂
$150 Whole Foods gift cards from slavey davey. tommikins spent $230 on 2 items I really wanted. $300 from some random guy that was into being kicked in the face but he just disappeared like random fetish guys do. lame. barfbag bart sent $400 cash and bought ME some rib-eyes from Omaha steaks. $400 from vintage furfreak…it’s been years since he’s paid! he claims he has had heart and health problems. Well duh…that’s what happens when you step away from the one who your heart beats for.
Not a very big $$ cash week! Mostly a bunch of shopping! This will not do, boys! Time for some FAT CASH donations! If you have not been doing your duty lately, asshole — IT’s TIME TO STEP UP!
So MY GF and HRC both have some time off in June. I think We are going to take a vacation! Will update when We know for sure.
I am going to add gift cards to OTHER stores on Amazon. you can still buy those! I now have Google wallet and Gyft.com app on MY phone!