Update: Some new latex fetish guy got Me another latex dress. I actually already have this one in black but he saw it on MY wishlist somewhere and got it. I think it’s going to be in blue or something. Not quite sure. Guess it will be a surprise. I wish the little bastard has ASKED first. I would have gotten him to get this one instead.

Well My little minions have been busy. My sis VTG’s Toshiba laptop (which turdmuncher bought her sometime back) was stolen! She was very sad about this. A few of My guys all pitched in and got her another one. (fatmac paid for the bulk of it! hahahaha!) Veronica is stepping up her game! Last night she got $200 for ME and $200 for Herself from loserpuppet. Fuck you loser puppet! I heard you ran away before She was done batting your lame ass around! hahaha! Then fagarina sent ME $100 and slaves2MYcurls sent Me another $100. the ukraine sent $400 and bought Me around $150 in contact lenses.

Update: Just got another $500 from the wankaholic. But the little bastard promised to send yet another $500 and then hung up before his purchase was complete. Gee lee, you sure are stupid. Don’t you remember what happened LAST time you did that?!?!? you have been penalized an extra $1,000 for your rude behavior. Call when you’re ready to spread them, you dirty dick yanker!! you are obviously TOO stupid to learn from your mistakes and to keep your grubby paws off your undersized dick when I TELL you to!! Beg for mercy all you want, pervert! There will be NONE FOR the likes of you!

deryck the flake came out from under his rock and sent $1,000.

twinkie did around $400 worth of shopping. I need to update My wishlists BIG TIME with the new clothes I have been getting from him and toiletbrush. Time for clothes shopping for another season! toiletbrush, get some more goddamned money on those cards because I HAVE JUST BEGUN TO SHOP!!

slutty suzy you owe ME $200. I’m gonna call you today at work and remind you. fagarina I used your Lowes card for $111 for a tool I wanted to have around for MY bike. SURPRISE! brad the fag guess what?? We used up your Chipotle card and My lowcarb candy is almost all gone again. FILL ER UP, fagboy cuz I want some more Barbacoa burritos! yummers! Oh yeah and go get Me another tube of that expensive mascara. They only give you a drop in each bottle.

Yo you faggettes! Who told you freakwads you were done shopping for My bike? I want those other hand control housing kit items now as well as the new covers I added. PIMP MY RIDE!

black pooch! you BETTER send that fucking photo of you sucking cock to ME straight away!! FULLSIZED.NO CROPPING. PRONTO or else I’m going to make you REALLY SORRY!

baboon I think it’s HIGH time you and your invisible friends all made tributes!!! I’m ready to make monkey stew!