To avoid any misunderstandings, i adore all real women–especially enlightened ones. So my New Year’s resolution is to experience the perverted version of femininity that men have used to oppress women over decades and centuries. Of course this doesn’t mean that everything feminine is based on oppression–much of it is preference because it is sooooo damned hott!!!

The two main areas i resolve to experience this year are the obsession with weightloss (beyond the positive goal for good health) and what i’ll call ‘sexual altruism’–meaning my own sexual pleasure will be put aside, perhaps for the pleasure of others. It is a crime that so many women are actually expected to enjoy all sex without any clitoral stimulation. So i will try to spend as much time as possible, if not the entire year, in some form of chastity. i’m considering the kind that requires a frenum piercing to keep it in place. And since i am at my heaviest weigh of my life, the other main half of my resolution will be to lose at least 80 lbs. within the course of the year.

Since i have no real-life friends to keep me motivated, i will ask some real Women to be my online ‘girlfriends’ to keep me from straying or backing out. Princess Sierra already has more than enough info on me (including work, school, family, accounts, etc.) to force me to comply with anything She decides. But to ensure that when She is too busy i will still be totally obedient to Her real-life girlfriends too, i will send contact info for all of my immediate neighbors to Stevie and DDR (VTG already has it). So any time i am afraid that what they tell me to do might be too embarrassing in front of my neighbors, i only have to imagine how much worse it could be if they sent information directly to my neighbors or even called them about me. And of course Princes Sierra could give them more ammo to use against me any time She felt like it.

So before i reconsider what i am getting myself into, i will post a list of specific goals and rules to go along with the two main objectives listed above (all subject to being modified or supplemented by Princess Sierra, VTG, DDR, or Stevie):

Diet will be extremely restricted to achieve the most extreme results.

Hormone levels (estrogen & progesterone) will be increased.

All non-feminine body hair will be either permanently lasered or temporarily epilated or waxed.

Face will be kept clean shaven, if not permanently lasered by the end of the year.

Any masturbation will involve nothing more than my own boobs or booty.

Fingernails will never be cut–only filed when they break, snag, chip, or get to be over 1/4 inch beyond fingertips.

Eyebrows will be continually plucked into a feminine arch.

No new clothing purchases will include anything made for men. By the end of the year, my entire wardrobe will consist of items made for women, although for times when i must dress in a professional manner, i will be allowed to buy female items that at least look more masculine or androgynous.

i will keep a yahoo calendar up to date which can be accessed or modified by my online ‘girlfriends.’
http://calendar.yahoo.com/david1962dayton

Extra keys will be sent to Princess Sierra so that She and/or Her real-life girlfriends may inspect my house and belongings unannounced to ensure that i have not kept any unauthorized clothes or anything else they deem to be contraband.

Merry XXXmas!!!
i’ve spent lastnight and today reorganizing my bedroom to be 50% male space and 50% female space. And although i’ve been “nice” in Santa Princess’s book all year concerning keeping up with my titty pills and keeping my eyebrows plucked and my body hair either lasered or epilated, i’ve been “naughty” concerning my weight. So as i was walking around in panties and high heels on webcam using my last remaining “normal” profile (set so only She could see me), Princess had me gather up all my male pants along with a pair of scissors. i have 4 pairs of male pants that fit me now and 1 pair of female jeans that fit me. She almost made me cut up the 4 pairs of male pants to leave me only able to wear my one pair of “Diva” jeans from Old Navy until i lose enough weight to fit back into my smaller male jeans again! But at the last second, She gave me a XXXmas Eve reprieve. Thank you so much, Santa Princess! Merry XXXmas!

 Here’s an interesting article on possible castration effects:

Article URL: http://www.slate.com/id/2179388/

explainer
Castration Anxiety
Can a sex offender still have sex after surgery?
By Michelle Tsai
Posted Thursday, Dec. 6, 2007, at 6:53 PM ET

Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is under the spotlight this week for helping grant parole to Wayne Dumond, a convicted rapist who had been castrated more than a decade earlier in what he claimed was a violent attack.* After Dumond was released from prison in 1999, he went on to rape and murder at least one woman, and maybe two. How can someone who’s been castrated still commit rape?

He can still have an erection. In general, castrated men experience a much-diminished sex drive, because their bodies have very low levels of the male hormone testosterone. This lowers the frequency, strength, and duration of erections, and can cause hot flashes, vertigo, loss of body hair, and breast growth. But depending on the individual, it may be possible for him to become aroused and even to ejaculate, although his erection may be modest and there won’t be any sperm in his semen. Even if a castrated man can’t maintain an erection, he can temporarily reverse the effect by taking testosterone. Also, rapists aren’t necessarily driven by sexual desire; a lower sex drive won’t prevent attacks that are motivated by a desire for power.

Surgical castration, also called orchiectomy, involves the physical removal of the testicles, which produce 95 percent of a man’s testosterone. However, the small amount still produced by the adrenal glands could be enough to allow some sexual function to remain. According to one study from the 1960s of about 1,000 German sex offenders who had been castrated, 65 percent men immediately felt their libido plummet, but 18 percent were able to have sex 20 years later. Based on the small amount of data that exist on this subject, it appears between zero and 10 percent of sexual offenders who are surgically castrated repeat their crime.

Since the 1960s, psychiatrists in the United States have used drugs to treat sex offenders, and today, chemical castration is slightly more common than surgery. Depo-Provera, a synthetic form of the female hormone progesterone, doesn’t prevent the testicles from producing testosterone, but it does counteract the effect of the male hormone in the blood. Drugs like Lupron or Zoladex achieve similar results by tricking the pituitary gland into producing less of the hormone that controls testosterone production in the testicles. The drugs can’t negate the sex drive completely, though. When these and other similar drugs are prescribed to retard the growth of tumors in male patients, about 10 percent can still have sex.

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Explainer thanks Gordon Cappelletty of North Carolina’s Catawba County Department of Social Services, Mario Dennis of the Virginia Center for Behavioral Rehabilitation, Park Dietz of Park Dietz & Associates, and Patrick Walsh of Johns Hopkins Medical Institutions.

Correction, Dec. 11, 2007:The original story said Wayne Dumond was castrated in a violent attack. That was Dumond’s claim, but the police were never able to determine exactly what happened. (Return to the corrected sentence.)
Michelle Tsai is a writer living in Jersey City, N.J.

Article URL: http://www.slate.com/id/2179388/

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