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Make My Wishes All Come True!

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Love this new scarf that hairlip bought Me!

Update! $100 from louzer just came in.

mystery pig (b from Oregon)  has sent yet another $300 tribute last night!!  Keep it coming, mystery pig!!

hairlip got totally worked over by Princess and company!  With a few photos of each of Us, he was promptly put into the bone-zone…then We then pounced on him and raped his wallet — gangbang style!  The blonde bombshell scored $200 Ugg boots and another pair of Raybans.  One look at Her piercing blue eyes and he was paralyzed like a deer in headlights.  he found himself clicking buttons in a daze!   HRC bitchslapped him for a bright red Helly Hansen red stadium parka and about 3 pairs of pants!   We got $200 for a hair appointment!  Moonstone earrings for Me! Then he picked up Our dinner tab!  he shopped Eddie Bauer and even more items off Amazon! Our fun continued!  he was a 3-way wishbone!   We were so pleased with your performance this week, puppy!  Oh what a blessing!  What Joy and Bliss it is serving the most awesome Women on the planet!!

slavey davey sent $100 paypal, $100 Timberland boots and $25 Itunes gift card!  he’s going to do a little more shopping.  I will be picking out the items today. 🙂

EDDIE BAUER
Lots of shit on sale!!
Medina Cardigan get Tall L in Mushroom
Engage Hoodie size Tall L in Heather Gray ** slavey davey
Jacket in Peak Blue size Tall L
Cozy Sweater size Tall L in Anemone
Flannel PJ bottoms size Tall L in Bordeaux
Elysian Jeans size 12 Tall in Aged Blue **  slaveydavey
Gray Jeans size 12 regular  hairlip!
These are totally on sale! size 9 fossil slaveydavey

ETSY
Hawk Totem Necklace slavey davey

Eddie Bauer for HRC
Echo Sweater in Scarlet size S hairlip!
Nordic Sweater size S in Nordic hairlip!
Twill pants Reg Short size 2 in Black hairlip!

NORDSTROMS
Flannel Top size L slaveydavey

SUNDANCE CATALOG
Burnout Moose Tee size L in pink!
Floral Fleece headband in Natural twinkie
Cute Legwarmers in Natural twinkie

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your divine destiny is to ENRICH MY LIFE!

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UPDATE:  IT’S HERE!   pigsnot’s $3000 made it here safely!

PRINCESS, PREACH IT!
Yes, boys.  Enriching My life is your divine mission and purpose in life.  Created by GOD for GOD.  I’ve said this before, and I will continue to say it over and over until it’s pounded in to your brain…drilled into your skull, until it penetrates your very soul!  you WILL think as I want you to think..as I teach you to think, as I train you to think. PLEASING ME TRULY IS WHY you exist!  I should know!! I am the reason you are all here right now.  you are not whole unless you SERVE ME, the one and Only who designed you. I am the one who struck the flint that lit the fire, the addiction and obsession, the ACHE that burns in you today!  If you are new to My site, I AM STILL the ONE who initially created the gospel that has enslaved you and thousands..perhaps millions of men like you!  your addiction is MY CREATION!   Now get down on your knees and SERVE your MAKER!

We had a wonderful weekend at the cabin!  My favey slaveys got photos from our cabin adventure via text.    We hiked and hiked all day long and saw some beautiful sites.  We sat in the hot tub as we drank wine and watched the deer nearby.  We really enjoyed Ourselves!  pantystain paid for this trip and I plan to make him do it again next Thanksgiving!  It’s the perfect time to get away and a good excuse to escape from boring get-togethers and icky holiday dinners.  We made a turkey this year and I am not sure why…turkey really sucks.  I vow never to attempt another turkey again.   That reminds ME.  I need to get on deer slayer’s case! he still hasn’t successfully shot Me a deer!  I want fresh venison!

Amazon no longer shows the fulfilled Amazon wishlist directly from MY amazon wishlist so you have to follow a direct link to see it.  Pretty sucky!  I will also be adding a link to the side bar on MY blog. MY FULFILLED AMAZON WISHLIST

I am still waiting for envelopes of cash to come from pigsnot!  They are coming a long way, so say a prayer to The Universe that they get here safely!  I received another $300 Sunday from b from Oregon!  Donations just keep appearing from this mysterious little paypig! Muahahahahaha! Mystery cash pleases ME so!  $500 from terrance who I spent a little time with on webcam because I was feeling generous.  slavey davey the second brown Frye bag you bought was absolutely perfect!  It’s beautiful leather!

WISHLIST
Flannel Shirt  hairlip
Stine’s Henley Tall L Purple Haze  hairlip
Echoridge scarf hairlip

Eddie Bauer for HRC
Polo top size S Navy  bottom bitch hairlip!
Sale Pants size 2 in Olive bottom bitch hairlip!

ETSY
Moonstone Earrings hairlip
Earflap Hat (send a Etsy GC for this so I can customize the hat)

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Spending The Holidays Spoiling The ONE you Love

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For those of you who don’t follow My twitter, here’s another photo of Me that I tweeted from MY short trip to Chicago.

$300 donation came in from slave b in Oregon.  he continues to never contact Me…just sends mysterious $donations$!   That’s A-okay with Me! lol  slavey davey was an excellent minion this week.  he bought Me another North Face coat and a Frye purse…well, actually TWO Frye purses but I am sending one back because I had some problems with it.  he THEN immediately sent a $100 Etsy GC and asked Me what I wanted for MY Thanksgiving prezzy. 🙂  I still have to pick something out for him to buy.  hairlip continues to diligently pay his 3-times a day tributes.  he also sent $100 to cover My salon visit next week.  twinkie sent $500 Holiday donation and picked up Our Thanksgiving grocery and wine tab this year.  🙂    Oh and blast from the past drunk tom popped up and sent $200 and did $200 of shopping. he first contacted ME in the late 90’s.  Today, I saw him on cam and was floored how old he looked!  he’s still as lame as ever.

Waiting for a bundle of cash to come in from pigsnot!  Should be here in a week.  I will update when I actually have it all in MY greedy hands!  he also bought a $200 Amazon Gift, $170 pair of boots and $210 down coat from My Amazon wishlist.

This weekend We are staying at the cabin that We stayed last Thanksgiving!   It’s pretty far out so there is no internet and very spotty phone service  so you won’t hear much from Me.  Keep yourself busy sending ME cash and prezzies!  I know you will be missing Me so much!!  I will be back Monday though!  We are taking a  25lb Turkey with Us to prepare there.  This should be interesting since I don’t think We have ever cooked a whole turkey before.  What the hell are we going to do with all that turkey?

WISHLIST
Fleece Pants size Tall L
Layering Tank Black and Ivory size Tall L
Oversized throw Driftwood

WINTERSILKS/SAHALIE
Longjohns! For Me.. click Misses TALL and get black in size L hairlip
Longjohns for HRC click Misses size Small in black hairlip

ETSY
Moonstone Earrings
Earflap Hat (send a Etsy GC for this so I can customize the hat)

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Be My Pay Puppy!

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Look at the Awesome The North Face winter coat I got from Princess fan!  It’s too warm to wear now but I will rock it this winter!  Princess fan also got Me some tall brown Frye boots, and this Frye purse I wanted in black!  (I already have it in Whiskey!)     hairlip just spent $600 at Eddie Bauer buying ME all kinds of cozy stuff for the cold season!  So excited about these items!!  These are the kinds of prezzies I love most!!

WANT GODDESS WANTS!
Feel Free to order ME a NEW IPAD AIR 2. ***  I will donate MY older model IPad Air to My sister or niece.  Silver, 64 GB  hairlip bought this!!
EDDIE BAUER
Flannel Top for Me get size Tall L in Blossom hairlip
Downlight Jacket in Black size L Tall  hairlip!
Funnel Neck Sweater size Tall L in Navy hairlip
Shasta Sweater L Tall Charcoal hairlip
Mockneck Sweater size Tall L Concord hairlip
Eddie Bauer Tee Light Heather Grey size Tall L hairlip

MOOSEJAW
Coat for HRC get size M **  hairlip

BACK COUNTRY
NorthFace Tonnerro Jacket size L Taupe hairlip

MACYS
Lucky Brand Peasant  Top size L **  hairlip

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hairlip is totally MY pinky wrapped slave!

Update: $500 from wankalot!  Nice job, wankalot! But let’s not stop! Come to Me..and spend some more! How about another donation? Or maybe those GC’s I told you about? MY GREED COMPLETES you!

pigsnot, I’ve been thinking about you. Do you feel ME? Did you find the Amazon Wishlist I made JUST for you? you should see it linked to MY regular wishlist. you can run, but you can’t hide. We miss pounding your wallet into the dust and hearing you squeal like the pig you are!

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Sooo, you know how hairlip is paying for for Our trip for 3 to California?? Well that’s not all!!! he just unexpectedly got $1700 and he’s sending it in the mail as soon as he gets it!  Fuck ya!  Free Airfare and Hotels plus $1700 in MY pocket!  And he just bought ME this gorgeous dress for Me, this Maxi dress for My GF plus more goodies for Our trip!! That’s what I’m talking about!  he has been showering Us all with gifts for weeks!  you should all be more like hairlip! hahahaha!   My diet will be on freeze while I’m on MY trip…so you can all look forward to picking up expensive sea food dinners and fancy cocktail tabs!   Don’t worry hairlip, I will send you all the biggest tabs! HAHAHAHA!  Oh and hairlip is also sending ME his wedding ring so I can add it to MY collection of wedding rings I have collected from MY slavies!  All this puts a HUGE smile on MY beautiful face!!

My slave from India got a raise and sent another $200!  he’s been pretty reliable.  Good for you!

$500 from amsterdam ham tonight and some shopping from twinkie.

NIKE STORE
Custom Nike Running shoes I designed them to say AMAZON on the ID get size 10.5 **
Nike Visor  in BLACK  I already have one of these..but I use the fuck out of it and it’s getting sorta of warped.

MACYS stuff for ME (use code  if sale still running)
Lucky Split Neck Top size L  ***
Capri Jeans size 12
Sleeveless shirt for HRC size S

LILLY PULITZER
Porter Henley Top L Bright Navy Electric
Asher Top L Sapphire Blue Rolling

TOMMY BAHAMA
Sands Aslant Dress L
Stripe Maxi L
Kai Stripe Dress L
Flore Maxi L
Flore Top L

DILLIARDS
Violet Tie-Dye Top size L
Ruched Top size L
Calessa dress size L

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doomed brit can’t quit!

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Upate:  $500 more from fagarella

doomed brit just sent $1,200!  I’m smiling ear to ear!   brit…keep drinking and send another $500!  And stop throwing  out your ridiculous photo props!  you know you can’t quit ME but for a few weeks!  I’ve been dicking you over half your fucking life, asshole!!   Lucky little hairlip has been getting his wallet wrung out so hard!  Not only has he been sending his 3xday small tributes, he has been buying MY GF lunch during the week day, paying for our dinners on the weekend and buying the HOLY TRINITY goodies constantly!

NEW WISHES
Macys  (use code  if sale still running)
Macy’s Tie-Dye top get L slavey davey
Lucky Brand Top size L
Lucky  Tasseled Top size L
Top on Sale size L in Blue

Etsy
Hippie Earrings
Cross Necklace get 16 and request adjustable clasp in notes hairlip
Wing and Bar Necklace  hairlip

FAR Hair Gel  get 2

Soft Surroundings
Bedding get coverlet in Queen Pomegranate and 2 matching Shams

Cache
Black Jumpsuit get L

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Good slaves, wankers, and internet closet fags!

Good slaves, wankers, and internet closet fags!

Update:  tommikins was so touched by My post and My kind words that he sent ME another $300 donation today and called crying and telling repeating how much he loved Me. 🙂

$500 recurring monthly payment from a silent, recurring donor.  Dude, are you ready to come out of the shadows yet?!?!

slavey davey continues to buy nice little gifts although I have totally drained him until next payday.   Let’s see.. new Clarks sandals, this Marmot jacket, this North Face jacket, this Athleta work-out jacket and lots of other goodies!   slavey davey is rising in the ranks of My paypigs.  he’s a loser and pretty poor but he’s very polite, doesn’t have any annoying fetishes and pays what he has!   Read his latest confessionhairlip continues to pay his 3-daily tributes…I have him so entirely under MY spell it isn’t even funny!  he finally has come to accept his Divine Destiny in life.   $600 from amsterdam ham!  The slave from India, bollywoody, sent $200 and did his first call.  he’s SO screwed now.

$300 from sissy tommikins.  he spent 3 hours in the dirty book store and got 6 cocks yesterday!! OMGeeeee!   sissy tommikins is totally the reigning cockfag of the internet!  he’s sucked more dick than all of ya put together!!  Most importantly he is absolutely ALWAYS respectful and present and pays Me like clockwork and gets intense pleasure from MY pleasure and from spoiling ME.  THAT’s what it’s all about.    I keep getting annoying messages from guys who want to be “just like sissy tommikins” except all these bitches are concerned with is sucking the dong!   Example.  sissy tommikins has quite a lot of groupies…the sick part is that these random internet spankers are more interested in how many dicks he has sucked (a lot!) than the incredibly LONG RUN he has served ME, the hundreds of thousands $$ he has invested in Me, how well he treats ME and how loyally he pays and sacrifices for Me.  That, to ME, is just fucking TWISTED.   Do you dumbfucks ever learn!?

Wishes, bitches!
Zappos
Hudson Jeans in Wonderlust 31

Eddie Bauer Fleece jacket won’t ship until 3.21  get size L Tall in Black

 

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