Here’s Me showing off My new Ed Hardy watch. Sweeeet. I love it! Added a few gift shots to My slideshow. The watch, Ed Hardy shoes for MY girlfriend, new table lamp, bird feeder, decorative tray, an orchid, some makeup and hairstuff. There are tons of other things I need to photograph. I’ll try to get to it in the next few days.
I’m having the worse period of MY life. I had cramps for 48 hours straight. you may all insert your tampons in your stinky mangynas.fuck, stuff 2 in there.and leave the applicators in!! Feel the pain, bitches!!
Here’s Me looking all gorgeous as usual.
Another funny poem by the Queen of Diamond’s Unroyal Fool. hahaha!
I adore female shoes, I adore female feet,
But instead I kiss balls, suck fuggly guy’s meat.
I want to be a man, but I’m really a mouse.
I open my mouth when there’s dick in the house.
I live to please Princess and Veronica the Great;
And swallowing cocks is always my fate
I long for a girlfriend but it will never be.
There’s no happy ending for a loser like me.
They have made me a freak, and happy to serve.
What other use for a cocksucking perv?
So all of you bitches send cash and prezzies too,
Thank Princess for keeping you in her animal zoo.
Just open your wallet and let Princess rape.
And then lick the dick of some hideous ape.
I am a cash cow and happily say ‘moo’;
And I pray every night to Veronica’s shoe.
So roll up roll up and give them your all;
Know that they’ll laugh, spend up, have a ball.
You DO want to pay these women so royal;
They deserve all your effort, your money, your toil.
For they are the Queens of Diamonds and Hearts,
They bash us with clubs and put spades in our hearts.
This poem now ends with a satisfied smile,
As the Queens take your cash and they do it in style.
Oh for those of you who love seeing ME in business attire, buy ME this from Victorias Secret. Email Me for size and color and shipping address. fulfilled by Princess fan
W0w Princess you look so dark and enchanting in that picture. I like it.
Your new watch is very nice.
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Your really look like a Goddess.
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In that photo You look like a Goddess because You are extraordinary beautiful, because You have a “classical pose”, like the sphinx. And because You don’t look in front of You. To the menturd. You are looking at Yourself
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Any safe way for us to bleed out our own asses?
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The portugese women are very POWERFUL. It is not a joke.
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This picture didn’t grap be at first because it is sort of small and a different photographic style. But when i enlarge it and stare at it for just a few minutes… it is so awesome.
It is awesome because YOU are awesome!
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