Hi sickos!
NOTE TO sideshow steve: you know that $300 you tried to put through that gave you an error message and we thought didn’t go through, so you sent another $300?? Well guess what?! The first $300 went through! So you actually sent $600! Does that make you horny? HAHHAHAHAHA!
Think of it this way..you weigh as much as 2 of My slaves, you have to buy 2 seats on an airplane, so it only makes sense that you pay for 2 seats for the PRINCESS RollerCoaster Ride too!
weeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee!
That hillbilly heath guy called back again last night and sent $200 plus his call. The applebee zombie did another $100. I caught yet ANOTHER leg guy. They’ve been swarming like ants to sugar! This guy sent $600 on his first night. he kept paying everytime I sent him a picture. After each photo, he’d say “i beg for leg!” and make another donation. If he sticks around and is a goodboy I will start calling him begforleg. sissyboyWU sent $350. Oh I totally broke MY favorite leather corset. Ya’ know the over the bust one I wore in the pics with the red fluffy skirt? Well I put it on over a thin catsuit and got it caught in the zipper, got pissed and yanked and busted the zipper bad. I know I will never get around to getting it repaired so I had toiletbrush run off and buy the same exact leather corset. It’s really nice soft leather and fits so well. My 2-toned latex dress showed up today and I am soo pissed. It fits like a glove but they fucking didn’t follow MY specifications at ALL! I distinctly asked for and made latexlover pay extra for a zip up the back and a few other extras. They totally didn’t do it. I am sending the fucker back. Pisses Me off so bad, because it was custom made and now I will have to wait another month or two to get it. GRRRRRR toiletbrush also spent around $250 or maybe more.(I need to count) on clothing shopping for Me and also got Me some JLO sunglasses and some hair cutting shears. you are still not done shopping toiletbrush! It’s grilling time again and I want a BUNCH of juicy tbones! Plus some more pretty stuff. I am so going to take advantage of you! I know My new pics wearing items you bought has mushed your mind. Watch Me stick MY finger in your brain and squish it any direction I want!
vintage furfreak is totally a bowl of man-jello over MY newest pics too. he spent around $350 on Guess jeans, Guess capris, a fitted blazer, and a few tops. HAHA Oh yah, then this TOTAL loser writes Me and proudly announces he bought the $10.79 vitamins off MY amazon wishlist. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. I’m so excited.
Who wants to be Mariah’s birthday bitch? Her bday is next week and She sent over a list of demands. First she wants like $300 of spa gift certificates.
http://www.myspagift.com/certificates.asp
And some expensive hair vitamins to grow her hair out even longer faster. She added more shit on amazon wishlist too. Email Me if you want to be My sister’s bday bitch.
I’ve posted 2 pics of Mariah in members diary down at the bottom. They are kinda crappy webcam shots, but oh well. Shop more and maybe She’ll take some more.
easy’s $200 got here today. Where the fuck is the other $100, you fucking bastard!? I do NOT like late payments. you have just earned $100 late fee. So that’s $200 you are sending.
I’ve shrunk the photos on MY teaser preview page. you little cheap bastards will have to squint. I’m also tweaking up a few other pages a bit throughout the day and adding another payment button to MY recurring payment billing for those who are members of the “It’s the Love Tax, baby” payment plan. (Yes, the original Love Tax.) I have changed shopping cart gateways on MY merchant account and it has a LOT more customizeable features. Now I can do recurring donation billing without using partykey or ccbill. I even set up daily autopay. Think how dreamy it will be to see a smaller payment taken out of your account EVERY day. Seeing it all over your statements again and again and again. Hot stuff, ain’t it, dweebo?
Yay ikobo died too! 🙂
Later
CNN has reported that the vatican has been trying to find a way to convince Princess Sierra to agree to be the next pope!! They were hopeful that enlisting Her would instantly pull their church out of financial difficulties. Their seemingly impassible obstacle is that taking the position of pope would be an awful DEMOTION for Sierra. Once the vatican realized how superior Sierra is to a pope, and the fervor of Her worshipers, they were force to surrender their hopes.
There are also unsubstantiated report that following their unsuccessful attempt to lure Sierra to be pope, many of the members of the vatican are leaving the church to worship Sierra. One unnamed source even intimated that the vatican was so impressed by Sierra’s greatness that they are considering an edict instructing all catholics to convert to Sierraism. This would certainly fill their now empty churches.
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ikobo died? i never did use that retarded thing anyhow…..it seemed reallllly complicated and didn’t seem to allow a worthwhile amount of money through and KEEP it there. don’t You just love spring slave shopping sprees though? new cutie clothes, stuff for the garden and grilling….keep spending, all you squishiebrains!!
~the Female fan
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Yeah, I never used ikobo. A few guys requested it and I signed up for it and discovered it was really super sleazy and didn’t let you run enough charges a month to make it worth the time and hassle of faxing them your life story. They seemed to have lost mastercard awhile back and only do visa charges. Just recently they cut adult stuff out too. So nobody will be using that anymore.
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