TREAT FOR MY BIKERBITCH WISHLIST SHOPPER BOYS!

Here I am wearing amazon addict’s boots, sunglassses (on My head), and headwrap and latexlover’s chaps. Full sized photo will be available shortly to members.

The next items I want is the the touring seat, windshield, luggage rack and the clock. (ESPECIALLY the TOURING SEAT and WINDSHIELD!) Who’s gonna get it????????

UPDATE: Just got $200 from the divorcee.

Hey boys! Woooohooo! We had so much fun riding today! I really love the Harley and it’s a lot of fun to have a comfortable passenger riding with ME. celibate george’s Shell gas cards showed up today. his card which I have been using for years now was about to expire at the end of the month so I called and bitched at him and he sent the new card–2 of them. So I gave one to My girlfriend. heehee Gas prices just went up and he was bitching about that! Sucks to be you, bitch!!

brad the fag sent ME a $40 chipotle gift card so we zoomed by there and pigged out on those yummy burrito bowls I am addicted to.

Let’s see. What goodies have I gotten for My bike so far? Well, let ME tell you.
the black pooch got ME the turn signal relocation kit so I can get those saddle bags installed and the new chrome and rubber passenger foot pegs. The bags should be here on monday or tuesday! Then I hypnotized slutty suzy on yahoo webcam by laughing at him and mocking him and got $200 PLUS the $295 Chrome Clutch Bracket and Master Cylinder Reservoir and the $50 Chrome Flame Derby Cover! terrance also bought Me Reduced Effort Clutch Kit for around $40. The clutch is REALLY tight and is totally making My hand sore after awhile. If I like it and it’s not too ugly, I might put one on the Princess ChopperBeast too. I’m also looking to try to see if there is anything to be done to make the break and clutch levers not have such a long reach. I wish they were just a little bit closer to the grips! I have really long fingers, but My hand isn’t overly long. I’d prefer if the levers were in more so all My fingers could firmly grip it better. Any of you guys out there have any idea? Probably not.most of you fags have never ridden before! HAHA SISSIES!!
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Then to top off MY fabo night, the amazon addict sent ME $250 amazon GC which I need to go spend on items on MY wishlist.which is exactly what I am going to do right now.
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