ARGH! My front yard looks a mess! We totally tore out the front fence and a huge stretch of plants. The people who lived here before ME grew all this crazy vine across this fence and all these wild ornamental grasses and giant flowers. The vine was fucking everywhere strangling all the flowers which they had planted all zany. Anyway, now I have this giant tunnel of dirt across the lawn. I’m picking out retainer wall now. I’m thinking about doing some cobblestone looking stuff and natural stone for the walkway. The back is really looking lush now but I have projects for that too.
I’m obsessing with MY Home and Garden shit right now. I was out in the yard supervising most of the afternoon.
Got a new guy who spent $400 on ME plus his call. Good boy, for your first time. he seems like he’s going to be VERY easy to work into a permanent stupor. Haven’t thought of a name for him, but he sounds like a fag on the phone. dumbdog sent $300–he’s soo fucking boring to talk to.
Kinda a slow day, you fucking losers!
deryck wants to meet russell for some hot british boybutt licking and blowjobs! Yeah! Won’t they be the cutest couple!?
deryck and russell
russell when you see this, message ME. I want to hear you two have phonesex together on 2-way and set up a date for you two.