Yay! Princess fan got Me this bikini. 

yo Unroyal Fool! your cash came and it’s nice and crispy! Woohoo!  The Queen of Diamonds is PLEASED! 🙂  Oh and Me and Veronica are TOTALLY laughing our royal asses off at you and your waaaAAAAY lame emails!  Sending Shoes to australia is super expensive.  Veronica thinks She deserves another $100 for postage and handling..man-handling. heehee Get that in the mail asap!  If you don’t eat lunch for a few weeks, you’ll be able to afford it.  I recommend you scavenge through the employee lounge’s garbage cans for cast-off munchies..or maybe filch from the employee lounge refrigerator and steal your co-workers’ lunches. hahaha!

$200 from the ukraine and $150 from pedro.

Update Again: Yay again! hairlip got Me the nightstand too! $110 from loserpig.

Update: Yay!  lotsalip/hairlip just got Me the bed for MY guestroom off My amazon wishlist! Now I want the dresser drawers and the nightstand (fulfilled)!  Woohoo! I’m very excited. I’ve wanted that bed for awhile now.

Hey just a little quickie. What the fuck is with this weather.??  It’s been snowing all day long and spinning has been canceled again.   I guess I’ll have to work-out in the basement. 

Ok, so that little redheaded irishman popped up again and sent around $300.  I’m trying to think of a good irish nickname for him. Any ideas?  he sorta looks like a little leprechaun. I got a new portuguese guy who sent Me $200 today.  he writes terrible english, can’t understand anything he says.  $250 from cheesedick the cheeseking.  he’s just as cheesey and lame as usual.

fagarina’s $200 cash showed up today.

I got a text from fagarina “can i be a robot too?” hahaha whatever fagarina.   you’d sooo be the Jetson’s maid.

  you’re totally too fairyish and flamboyantly fagariffic to be a robot.

Shopping Opportunities!

Ok, I added some furniture I want for the guest bedroom on MY amazon wishlist.   I need another subscription to Curve magazine because Mine is expiring this next month I believe.  Also you will notice that I added gift certificates for a concert in april on MY new wishlist. Send as many as those as possible so we can get the best seats!

So do you think louZer looks precious or what?  I say “WHAT?!”  Click the pic to see it LARGER..if you dare!

lil louloubelle, feel free to send more of those surprises to MY account tonight and tomorrow, you sweet thang you! hahaha! 

I have a Bday party I have to go to tonight.  Stevie and MY trainer will all be there!  Who knows, we might be laughing at you!!

Are you a sleeper agent robot???   Come forth. you have a mission. your mission is to PAY! your brain has been infiltrated, your assignment has been transmitted, you have been programmed! Several of you have contacted Me, fearing that you too might be a robot. Yes, you have but ONE FUNCTION. you have been engineered by PRINCESS for PRINCESS. The time is now.arise and join the robot army!!
(Yes, I watch too much SciFi.)  Reminds Me! I just saw a commercial that says the next season of Battlestar is the last season. NoooooooooooooooOOOOoooooooooOOOOo!!!   Waaaah Why Oh Why Oh Why!??!  Anyway,..I’m sooo laughing MY butt off! Because I am getting so many robot wannabees bugging out the last few days! UNREAL. Oh btw, robots who do phonecalls with ME must speak in a monotone robotic voice because it’s way funny.

Update:  My good little lou-zer surprised ME with another $200 tribute tonight. 🙂 I’m DEFINTELY staying in tonight. It’s raining freezing ice. booooooooooooooooooooo!  Guess I’m stuck fucking with your binky lil brains tonight. Lucky you!

Couple gifts came in.  Spice rack, kitchen art and the little drum table.

Didn’t expect the drum table to have the rope stuff on top..but oh well, I think I might use it in the guest room as soon as “somebody” (you know who you are) gets off his worthless duff and buys Me that bed off My list.

oliver has been named oliver twisted.  he sent another $300 today so that’s $900  $600.  (oops. I miscounted and added in him in with someone else’s payment)  Actually oliver twisted, $900 sounds much better. Why don’t you go send Me another $300 because now I’m disappointed you only did $600.  Remember what we discussed, oliver?  Remember what happens to use when you are no longer of use???   VERY messy. hehe

Ok, I got much to do today. I am gonna go for a manicure and do a bit of shopping, but I’ll be back . I should be around this evening, but Saturday I’ll be gone most of the day and all night.  See you in a bit.

george kept his promise as usual.  I woke up to this yummy treat.

Click to see louzer brimming with joy after sending ME his cash! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! he looks soooo happy!  

See how GREAT it is to pay Princess?!?!

Update:  Look what lou-zer did to earn MY video clippies.  $500! I fucking LOVE it.

YoooooHoooOoooOo!  How are all My little shit-muffins doing today?  Me? Fine as wine!  We got a few things done around My house on Sunday, put in some new roman shades, hung some art in the den, touched up some painting, then went out for dinner.    Oh, Saturday I finally got My new stainless steel dishwasher installed.  Looks nice!  First I was going to use latex lover’s sears card to get it, but Sears didn’t have the model I wanted..I procrastinated for awhile, but I finally went and picked one out using fatmac’s and western union man’s Lowe’s gift-cards.  latex lover said I could buy something else big on his Sears card. hmmm..I wonder, what I’ll get?  I’ll be picking out something this week, latexlover. Doesn’t that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside??

So fagarina went all to mush over MY new videos and watched them repeatedly for about 3 hours.  I got $200 out of him last night and he’s sending another $200 cash in the mail today.  Check out the video he made for Valentine’s day.  I’m picking out his next outfit for his next performance already. The next video is going to be MUCH more spectacular, isn’t it shrimpdick?

Then there’s lotsalip who surprised ME with $300 yesterday.  lotsalip, you know that other item we discussed? I expect you to fulfill MY wishes as quickly as possible.  I have a feeling you will.   $75 of ipod gift cards for Stevie arrived from fatmac, as well as a small gift certificate for $25 that amazon gave him for being a chronic shopper.

I’ve collected around $900 in donations for peeks at the new video from random losers who I know little about. If you wanna see them visit MY donation page,  leave ME a yummy cash tribute, then email ME groveling for a looky-loo.  If you already tribute ME religiously and regularly, contact ME and I’ll send you the link.  This priviledge only goes for MY regulars and favorites.you know who you are.

grandpa freakpie is your new shrine constructed?  tittyboy when will your video with sound be completed??  We are growing impatient and are ready to start throwing tomatoes if the show doesn’t begin SOON!!

K going to run out and do some shopping, be back later.

Oh yeah, fagarina did meet his Valentine cut-off for sending ME that Vday video, I just haven’t loaded it up yet.  It wasn’t very funny for a fagarina video. I give it 2 thumbs down!  I’ll get it up.

 Screenshot of the video..ooh lala!

I have the most shockingly beautiful clips available to everyone who makes a fat donation in the next fews days.