Update: Make that FOUR $1,000 donations today! wanker addict came out from his slimey dark hidey hole and left $1,000 at MY magnificent feet.

Well I got another $1,000 from oliver twisted as expected.  oliver just continues to cave and cave and cave! old man sent $,1000 as well and so did latexlover! Woohoo 3 separate $1,000 donations in the same day. Got to love it.   oliver, you can call today.

 fatmac did some shopping for ME.  Skirt showed up today fatty. I’m sure once I wash it in hot and dry it, it’s gonna fit to perfection. It’s very cute. I like the studded pockets.  Kinda tough looking.  My butterfly pendant showed up too, hairlip. I love it! I might have a few last minute items I need for Vacation purchased. If I think of any, you’ll be the first to know.  Vacation is like what?? Next week!  It almost crept up on ME too quickly. I’m soo not prepared!

So the landscaping project keeps growing and growing!  I’ve gone apeshit and made the workers remove TONS of stuff.  Shit.door bells ringing.

Pheww..landscaping project keeps getting postponed because of fucking rain.  So far, I got a few ugly bushes yanked our and this crazy half-dead flowering bush/tree removed too!  This makes Princess very happy!  It’s looking great so far and the changes are very exciting!

The driveway is getting redone too and I’m thinking about getting pavers on the sidewalk after all the other work is done.  Oh yeh and that pond is totally getting taken out.  I’m soo sick of  leaves and other shit falling in it and it getting filthy and plugged up.  Goodbye pond. You were fun for a year or two. Between that, searching for new flooring and counters for the bathrooms and StarWars galaxies, I’ve been quite preoccupied.  I also FINALLY got about to ordering a new couch from Pottery Barn with the gift certificates that Vaseline freak gave me ago some time ago!  I think I might have to repaint the den now to go with it.  I won’t know until it gets here.   There is a LONG wait for the sofa. Waaaah! I hate waiting!  I have one more hallway to paint and the office to repaint.  Vacation is coming up in a few weeks too!  So much to do and so little time to do it.

Oliver..where is that $500 you promised? 
SECRET MISSION Assignment for slaves in germany! I need SUPER SPIES to do a stealth mission on oliver twist. I’ve had a few german slaves suggest that the address might be incorrect, according to german searches engines.  I want to send a secret agent pervo to do reconnaissance  find out.   Super Sicko Surveillance team or something! hhahha  Yes Oliver..Princess was not happy about your behavior today.  you now owe another $1,000 because you earned a penalty..don’t forget that other “special” purchase I requested!

 Tomorrow I am going to get MY nails and toes done.  Who’s flipping for the bill?  $100 should cover it.

 $2,000 from hairlip!  $500 from vaseline freak and $300 from fagarina, $1000 from latex lover and $200 shopping from twinkie!

oliver twisted got twisted into knots and was brainwashed outta $1,200 dollars today!  $250 from the french serve slave.  I am resizing some photos of prezzies. I’ll add more details later tonight. Ciao!

Well the art that the fellatrix bought arrived today. LOVED IT!!  However it was too wide to fit on the wall in the kitchen so I stuck it in the home office and it looks very nice.

I want this art for the hallway.

Will find another for kitchen.

$500 from douchewad!  $500 from the vaseline freak arrived today and shitloads of prezzies.  hairlip mailed $2,000 to be used towards our vacation and will be sending the rest $$$ in a few weeks. 🙂  The art sale is no longer on.so you get to shop for FULL price. Yay for you!

God help ME. I am now addicted to playing Star Wars Galaxies.  Wow the peeps on there are GEEKS!!  But so far, it’s tons of fun. But you know how I am..I get all super involved in something, obsess for a few weeks.then My interest wanes.  Back to shopping!

Someone run and get this!  If you order today it’s 20% off.  I want it in My kitchen I think!   fulfilled by the fellatrix

I want this one for the home office.  Get to shopping!

Hi boys! I’ve been totally busy with shit. As you know I’ve been busy planning MY remodeling and redecorating like mad. I have so much shit to pick out and I’ve been online googling and googling items.  I also am getting MY driveway redone, hiring on some landscapers to do some shit, had some workers working on some drywall work on the ceiling. Oh FUCK they did an awful job too and one of the fucks SMELLED MY house up. Oh fuck! men can smell SOOOOO rank! There is no other scent in the world quite as foul as dirty, body odor of a filthy man at labor.  So I have projects up the wazoo and I know you guys are feeling soo neglected,  well boo hoo for you. Instead of sitting there crying that Princess isn’t online to get your pathetic dick a twitching, you should be thinking just WHAT ELSE can I be doing for PRINCESS??  I’ve gotten some great gifts that I am so happy with.  One is the Flower Blossom framed art for MY living room. LOVE it!  I also love the brown and white rug for MY guest room, the 2 leather desk chairs for the office,  the double stem white orchid is BEYOND beautiful. My new laptop is working out great! 

 I’ll be adding to amazon constantly.  Just added a LOT of framed art and I want it all!  Get to work on it, boys!

Yay! I FINALLY got My groovy kitchen light installed that wolfie got ME some time back. It’s sooooooooo COOL!

I also got My Schwinn stationary bike together and WOW it’s awesome. It’s doesn’t make a sound.  Not a click, whirl, swish.  You can’t even hear it peddle. I’m soo happy with it! 

hairlip is still buying up MY amazon wishlist and I am adding MORE MORE MORE to it!!  he also got Me some more buckle shirts. he has bought ME sooo many!  I have Myself a  new handywhore who will be doing some work for for Me so there will be lots of new items added!  Yay!

Unroyal fool’s cash and some other $$ tributes.

Yeh, nothing too novel about that. I always WIN!

oliver twisted sent $1,100 to get his address removed.AGAIN.  oliver TRIED to hide. he TRIED to get better. he TRIED to recover.  Obviously he failed.  Just like YOU will.  heehee

Princess fan  had been trying to resist for several months caved and sent  $500. But guess what, jackass??  you’ve pissed Me off for 2+ months. I demand another $500 if you really want My attention and true forgiveness!  When will you stinky bastards learn?  THE ONLY CURE for your addiction is DEATH.

My new toshiba laptop is here!  I LOVE it!!!  I’m in the process of transferring shit to it.  Sony is coming to My home tomorrow to fix the monitor since it’s been less than a year.  Then I’m going to reset my other toshiba laptop back to factory settings and start all over since it’s been running very slow and huffing and puffing a lot.  hairlip bought Me 2 laptops in 1 year.  That’s why I like him and hate you.

hairlip has been such a good boy! he’s been buying up everything on My amazon wishlist faster than I can put it up there!  I’m actually looking for 2 more leather desk chairs to add to the list as we speak. 

The unroyal fools handful of cash showed today! $1,200 of super crispy brand spanking new $100 bills.  How I love super crispy crispies!  your Queens will try to drop you a short email, unroyal fool. In the mean time, wrap your skank mouth around a big cock and start sucking!

Going to Key West in just a few more months. you all know what that means. Crash diet!  Yeh. I went nuts and threw out all the food in the house.  I’ll be Lean Cuisining it for a month. BARFOLA.  I need a fucking personal chef!  I’ll be in a really SWEET mood this month, won’t I?  Yeh, put that 12 inch dong in your ass, bitch cuz I’m FREAKING HUNGRY!