Update: heehee! Checkout unroyal fool’s latest tragic little poem celebrating his recent $2,000 cash tribute!  🙂

   by unroyal fool

i don’t want the cocks that are thrust in my face
I want to say ˜no’, be in some other place.
But I kiss them and lick them and suck them all dry;
When their cum fills my mouth I just start to cry.
But none of them care, I’m just so much meat;
When they fill me with sperm they think it’s a treat.
Princess took my pride and my sanity too,
And she squashed my poor heart with the soul of her shoe.
When she sees me in pain she laughs, goes ˜tee hee’,
There can never be mercy for a loser like me.
I said I had a girlfriend, but she knew it was shit;
I could never please women, not one, not a bit.
So I suck on those dicks, those throbbing dirty cocks;
My stomach full of semen, my head full of rocks.
And I pay her such a lot to be a miserable worm,
Princess infects me with her fatal germ.
I hear her happy laughter as my lips open wide,
I suck and keep sucking till it all pumps inside.
The Sisters too thinks I’m quite a big joke,
She spends all my cash; it goes up in smoke.
I sit there and drool at pictures of her shoes;
For her I’m a sucker, to ignore or abuse.
She blows all my money on shopping and fun;
I cry in the dark while she struts in the sun.
She things I’m repulsive, doesn’t care what I desire.
On me she wouldn’t piss if I even caught fire.
To made these Queens smile is my life’s only worth;
It’s the only true reason I was put on this Earth.
They like me to suffer and care not if I’m sick,
And to honor their greatness I keep sucking dick!

It’s hopping this week! I got a new guy with a hair fetish. haha! hair fetish guys are SOOOO fucking screwed! hair fetish+ wallet raping Bitch Princess obsessed with Her own fantabulous thick mane of waist length curls = you are SOOO fucked!  he sent $800!  Let the games begin!

I get about 1 or 2 email a week from girls wanting to be financial dommes.  They always sound sooo dominant and superior.  ha! Here’s today’s latest.

“hi my name is megan i dont know if i can email you about this or even if you will read this i am trying to be one of the girls for financial domination but i cant seem to find out what to do or anything to be one can you help me? thank you so much sorry
Megan”

ricardo popped back up and sent $800 today.  vintage furfreak bought My secretary desk/cabinet today!  Solid oak. It’s GORGEOUS!

The bathroom is gutted and he’s working on it right now.

Here’s a shot of the tile, tile boarder, wood sample from cabinets I chose and the paint samples I am trying to decide on.

Yay! $2,000 from the unroyal fool showed up yesterday! I’ll post photos plus his latest poem. hahaha!

I finally got those hot DKNY knee-high boots off MY amazon wishlist.  A gift from senor doggy and his pesky friend pequeno.   Princess fan looks like your ass is cash only now, bitch!

$300 from weakloser. Oops someone bought the gift you were! you snooze you looze!  Don’t worry I’ll find something else just as nice as maybe a wee bit more expensive. heehee  Huge framed mirror was purchased off My amazon wishlist.  I have so many wardrobe items I want bought. I will try to get more shopping items up today.  $100 from pedro.but insufficient! I demand another $300!  $600 from twinkie and lots of shopping!  Many more items and gifts received this week!  Oh to the french guy who bought ME that reddish skirt from Victoria Secrets: contact Me so I know how much it cost.  It fits wrong and has been discontinued and I can’t find the price of the skirt so I can make an exchange.

toiletbrush you are being penalized!  $400 cash BEFORE calling Me. No exceptions!!  you make ME wait, you SUFFER the consequences!

Update again:  After vowing that he wouldn’t be calling ME again, he called before noon and in exactly 5min and 51 seconds paid another $500.  HAHA Sierra’sboy.you are so FRIGGIN pathetic..hysterical that you actually think for a SECOND that you can get over ME.  All the therapy in the world isn’t going to help your addiction to PRINCESS ALMIGHTY!. Fire your therapist!  hahaha  Therapists, meds and Jesus can’t save you from ME!

Update: $500 from Sierra’sboy.

I finally decided on my master baths counter top.  I went for Marble in Breccia Oniciata.  It should look sooo pretty!

Here’s another example.  Demolition starts next week.  Weehaw!

vaseline freak and fagarina both coughed up $300 each.   We are planning their dueling sissy video..the Double Feature Freakster Show!  Uh-oh!  I found this cute little sissy clown girl outfit..they will both be buying it so they match. Listening to them chatter and chant together is an absolute riot!  What 2 fucked-up little pussy puffs they are!

twinkie has been doing MUCH clothes shopping.  Somebody still hasn’t gotten those hot boots I just posted below. GET to it, you fucking dork asses!!  vintage furfreak popped out of hiding and did $400.  I haven’t update for over a week..and forgot about a slew of tributors.  Sucks to be you! Go make another one and maybe this time I will remember to brag about it.

Googling and googling fall wardrobe items is SUCH a fucking chore!  I’ve been looking at SOO many tall boots, I’m going cross-eyed!! Speaking of, I have a few items I might auction off here, including a sexy black lingerie I have worn, some thigh-hi leather boots that I wore a few times but didn’t like because the leather isn’t high enough quality and a few items I have worn for photos plus some ball-gags, penis gags and other goodies I have used on My slaves.  I just have too much shit piling up and it’s not the kind of stuff one would dump off for the Salvation Army. When I get around to it, I will post pics of the stuff and you guys can pay money for My old crap. Super Funness!

Update:  Buy these boots in BLACK in size 10

More shopping.  I’m expecting a HUGE fall shopping spree courtesy of you douche nozzles!  Here’s my first order from Long Tall Sally’s.   Get to hacking on this list. Be sure to email Me or comment if you placed an order so I don’t get a bunch of repeats.  I’m still googling.  I want boots and skirts and more jackets and blazers!  If you have nothing better to do with your time..which you don’t.you can help by googling tall leather boots..the thing is..I want them to be tall! Find ones that have a shaft between 18″-20″.  you should love this assignment..you love looking for BIG SHAFT.  I also don’t want skinny spikey heels..I want chunkier ones between 3- 3.5 inches high..3.75 heels.maybe.but that’s pushing it.  So get to googling, cheapies.  The rest of you, go get your credit card because seriously..I’m TOTALLY cleaning My closet out and getting all new clothing for this fall and winter. I also think I’m going to start dressing a bit more sophisticated.it’s time to retire the skull tshirts and pink leopard mini skirts.  It’s hard to believe that I’m all grown up when I look so young and fabulous.  But yeh, more blazers, less hoodies for the Princess.

Oooh I’m really getting excited about My bathroom remodeling.  My new cabinet is sooo beautiful and is a very dark java brown.  I still haven’t decide what kind of couter top I want..I have marble now and have a few stains from hair color.  I want something that won’t stain.

Period is here!  Insert your tampons in your man-gynamus maximus.  Sell plasma 2 times this week and bleed as your Princess bleeds, then send ME the cash you earned for it.

Princess fan finally did  $1,000. his first $1,00 tribute.   This is the most monumental achievement of his pathetic life.  One of the french guys..(but I forget his nickname right now).sent $800, even after he told ME in the beginning he could only afford $200.  Umm yeah, bitch!  Whatever you fucks offer, I always manage to manipulate MORE out of you. toejamjam did $450 today and got eat almost an entire shaker of salt today as his reward. Yay! Fun fun fun!

Somebody get ME these boots! Priority Item Get size 10 (waaah they arent available in 10!  senor doggy was going to buy. I emailed the store to see if they will be available soon because I really like them)

Somebody get Me these boots too! Size 10 in black

Few other things  I’d like

Another leather jacket size 12

toiletbrush, get that order at Gap through! I want those items quickly!

Oh I forgot to mention that ali mcLoser the irish mcFucktard sent $300.

fagarina and vaseline freak–BFF’s forever.  I’m totally going to make them get one of those little heart necklaces where each gets half of the heart.  Do you think if you stick a dildo on a pogo stick that they could pogo with a dildo in their ass?  Hmm..will have to have one of them experiment and find out.